Monday, November 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 14th!
..the last thing Anderson Cooper recalls before waking up gray .. and gay. - WTFOMGLOL
Runners-up:
I CAN hear the ocean! - DUDE
"Come on Mamma...Quit playin... Tell me where you hid my eight gold medals!" - TSS
Thanks Brian
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Hohan's allowed some male lovin' ...but only under SamRo's watchful eye
"Tonight at 11: Gas prices continue to decline as the US experiments with alterative sources for fuel."
Hey, the helium in this balloon has a funny taste and my voice sounds the same… wait a minute. Did you fill this balloon with queef? Then why is it floating?
Okay these Seaworld shows are getting out of hand.
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Phoebe Price had a novel idea to hide those cottage cheese thighs for her Chicken Cutlet Swimsuit Calender.
Even without the flour, Paul was still able to find the wet spot.
Submitted by mrs.ace on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:38pm.
LOL
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Hey don't laugh. You know how expensive those hookers are?!
They charge by the pound.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Martha's 25 year old hemorrhoid flare ups are tamed by a splash of cool water.
Motor boat, motor boat, goes so slow..
Motor boat, motor boat, goes so fast..
Motor boat, motor boat, watch out for rancid Taco Bell gas!
LOL
...and for some unknown reason Michael K never called them Rojo Caliente or Chicken Cutlets ever again!
Ashlee Simpson opted for a water birth
Who's talking shit now?!?!?!
the DUDE! abides...
Steve was really hungry for a fish taco.
Someone horribly misinterpreted the touching story of Whale Rider.
Bernie enjoyed taking his swimming lessons at the Y.
This was not what Michael expected when he was told he would be swimming with the fishes.
Underwater births are not what they are cracked up to be.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
When Ariel was given her legs Eric was left less than impressed.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:11pm.
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That was so uncool!
Raffaello Follieri wasn't kidding about how bad the conditions were in his prison cell.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
The latest coercion tactics at Guantanamo Bay ruled illegal, unethical, and in violation of the the Geneva Convention
Soon after this picture was taken of Kirstie Alley forcing herself on John Travolta, he turned to Scientology to clean his brain of this memory. He still thinks that it was worth all the millions that he spent.
Billy forgot his face mask, but quickly found air in a cavern in the water. Breath deep!
Yes, I'm big
and I'm fabulous!
Me and my girls, we do it this.
BBWs do it like me
Fabulous and thick
F-A-T
Fabulous and I'm thick
Yeah we do it - like this!
Fabulous and I'm thick
Yeah we do it - like this!
When I hit the scene - everybody gasping...
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♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
The auditions for Survivor.
You're going to have to blow a lot harder to jump start that boat.
Submitted by TSS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:26pm.
"Come on Mamma...Quit playin... Tell me where you hid my eight gold medals!"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Now that is where the term "muff diving" derived from
Weight Watchers comes out with a brand new program for reaching your goal weight.
Those conservatives will try anything to take the gay away!
He gives the term "colon blow" a whole new meaning.
This is my boring loooser caption that's not gonna win. Harumph!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
MMMMMmmmmmmfffff... MMMMMmmmmmmfffff
Not a caption:
Hugely fat women are very lucky for chubby chasers.
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
"Come on Mamma...Quit playin... Tell me where you hid my eight gold medals!"
Motorbutting
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Yeah it was all fun & games until she ripped one, that dude's head hasn't been found to this day.
Hey look, it's Queen LaQueefa!!
See? It really does smell like fish.
In the case of an emergency water landing, the ginormous ass in front of you can be used as a flotation device.
Don't you hate when a blind person tries to play Marco Polo in the pool and some smartass tries to prank them.
After all the years, MikeyK still will not get in the pool without his two floaties.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Even after 1,000 blows Steve couldn't get the ride-on Shamu to fully inflate.
"What you lookin at ass eyes? You plottin on me boy?"
tuna con leche dickhead sammich
My girls got cheeks for weeks and I'm happy.Senior Motorboat
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:11pm.
And that's the last time I invited, DeeDee, Sluttsville and Sheeps to one of my pool parties.
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thank you for leaving me out of your post...lol
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
NOT A BLOW HOLE!
NOT!
A!
BLOWHOLE!!!
Hmmm, smells like shrimp soup to me.
Motor boat motor boat, stuck in her ass. Motor boat motor boat you're going to fast....
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!