Monday, November 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 14th!
..the last thing Anderson Cooper recalls before waking up gray .. and gay. - WTFOMGLOL
Runners-up:
I CAN hear the ocean! - DUDE
"Come on Mamma...Quit playin... Tell me where you hid my eight gold medals!" - TSS
Thanks Brian
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Submitted by 7Costanza on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:09pm.
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Night fucking Ranger rules!
the DUDE! abides...
I have some serious questions about Beano's newest marketing campaign.
the DUDE! abides...
Joe asked for the Flutter Board, not the Flutter Broad!
Carnie Wilson gives water birthing a try.
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And that's the last time I invited, DeeDee, Sluttsville and Sheeps to one of my pool parties.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by 7Costanza on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:09pm.
Motoring.
You've got him in your thighs.
Don't squeeze too tight.
You'll both be alright........ tonight. (repeat)
HA HA HA
Thats fucking sweet!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
This is why you never want to confused the heimlich maneuver with the hiney lick maneuver.
Ohoy, matey!
Motoring.
You've got him in your thighs.
Don't squeeze too tight.
You'll both be alright........ tonight. (repeat)
THANK GOD FOR 1 PIECE BIKINIS!!!
Ok, Bubba, it looks like she's fully inflated. You can put the cork back in and catch your breath.
Free Willy 3
And this is why you don’t chum the water before you go swimming.
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Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
LMAO LOLO!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
The 'Personal Flotation Device'... BBW Kama Sutra, Pg. 256
Katie Perry ate some whale and she liked it.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
2 PETA women teach Richard Gere a lesson..." Go on, get up there bitch!"
Hey Jacque Cousteau, that ain't the blowhole!
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
Damn, these bronoculars work awesome, I can see the sunset in there.
Another fool visiting from Kansas is tricked into trying a famous In-n-Out Burger.
Michael Phelps and his mother are having a "Chicos Kind of Day" for sure.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I don't think even Grissom or Horatio will be able to solve this murder.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
After rolling her in flour and not finding a wet spot, David Duchovney throws her in the pool and and looks for the oil spot.
I can't place the face, but the smell is familiar.
There's a reason the 72 virgins you receive when martyred are virgins, much to Osama's chagrin.
the DUDE! abides...
Fins, check. Snorkel, check. Mask, check. Oh look, Nemo's in there.
You can stop blowing now, Timmy - she's full.
*FAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRTTTTTT* Glug, glug, glug....dead!
No muff too tuff, we dine at 5:00. Divers really do have more fun. This guys going DEEP sea!
Really is a shame Diane decided not to wear the thong bikini to the pool today.
Swimming lessons at Kristie Alleys house???
Mohommad was stunned when he first saw the new and humane version of waterboarding that Pres. Obama implemented. Oddly enough, it does comply with the Geneva Convention.
There are some Guiness records that'll forever remain uncontested
the DUDE! abides...
First the Bird Poop Facial and now the Clam Juice Rejuvinating Pussy Pure`? Ive just GOT to find a new spa!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
It was coming to her....Brad Pitt cheats on Angelina at the local pool. Very uncool!
Bobbing for Tampax
"I've got the string..."
Lindsey and Samantha at poolside decide it's time to try out some peen in the pool.
*Worries about Brian.*
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Tastes like Tuna
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
The Nutcracker on (melted) ice
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
They took the Hokey Pokey to a whole new dimension.
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Speedo and Spanxx team up for their new "Orca" collection.
Do you think they were lying to me when they told me I had to use my teeth to pull the plug to deflate this thing?
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cuteness
http://www.zooatlanta.org/animals_panda_cam.php4
I just want to see the breastfeeding photos!
After an 18 year gestation period, she finally gave birth...breech.
OMG, Jane I think I just sharted! Help me before everyone sees!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Missy! TARRRR TARRRRRRRRRR!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
For head insertion....good one! Everyone knows that water is not a good lubricant.
THERE BE WHALES HERE!!!!!
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
I think I see Guy Ritchie's manhood in here.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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