Monday, November 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 14th!
..the last thing Anderson Cooper recalls before waking up gray .. and gay. - WTFOMGLOL
Runners-up:
I CAN hear the ocean! - DUDE
"Come on Mamma...Quit playin... Tell me where you hid my eight gold medals!" - TSS
Thanks Brian
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:50pm.
HARDY HAR HAR HAHAHAHAHAA!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Jus a few more minutes, Jeb, then Ma'll blow yer inner tube right up fer ya.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Tasty...Whale Taco!
Yes, I know you said your brother is a big baby but shoving him back into your mothers womb is NOT the answer.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I guess Angie Jo isnt the only one with a venus fly trap snatch.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
You know the girl in the back is just waiting for him to puke....
The girl with kaleidoscope thighs...
Whorca.
Oh, Barnacles.
OK. Fill her up with air, then when it blows back out we each grab a leg and let her pull us around the pool. Careful! Don't want her to pop.
Dyslexics have a hard time learning CPR, studies show.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
My name is Maximus Fatasius Primus-Meridius Asbigasasawhalius...Or that was at least what he though she was saying...They don't sell Rosetta Stone for Whale Tones....Or Fat Girl farts.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
I knew Simon Cowell was blowing smoke up our asses when he acted like he didn't like fat girls. Looks like we weren't the only ones.
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cuteness
http://www.zooatlanta.org/animals_panda_cam.php4
One good fart and we have SUSHI!
I've heard of blow up dolls, but this one looks a bit over-inflated.
Alli, Alli, all come free...
These new inner tubes are sure fun to blow!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Michael Phelps shows us the photos from the day he learned how to swim REAL FAST!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
And he though he was coming up for a breath of AIR!
Bad enough to have to get the fishy taste out of your mouth. Time for a good chlorine rinse.
Christ and Creamcheese! I was just stuffing my fat face with apple cake when this came up! Good GAWD!
The ugly truth about Jon and Kate Gosselin:
http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/
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RIMADYL KILLS
where the fuck do you find these kinds of pictures that's what I wanna know MK! ahaaha
Erica and Stanley are the first humans to pilot the Star Jones-Renee Zellweger patented "Eat Me" fat transfer protocol; all the rage in Hollywood.
Her: Marco!
Him: Polo...(polo)...(polo)...(polo)...(polo)...(polo)...(polo)
Not the Blow Hole!
Leave the whale alone!
Leave the whale alone!
That gene pool needs a shitload more chlorine.
Shamu opted for a natural water birth, she had no other choice ~Pain is Beauty
Lmao at some of the comments on here omg!
" Other end, other end....too late shes dead!"
Baptisim: You're doing it wrong.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
"Thar she blows!"
Death... by cooch.
"I'm not lovable anymore. Deal with it."
Marco
proloargh
the DUDE! abides...
Motorboating- ur doin it rong.
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
Thinks With Dick, meet Head Up Ass.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
MOM! I dont care how comfortable you say a water birth is for the mother and child! This IS NOT how Preacher said we get to become Born Again Christians!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Adult Swim
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Got Air?
That was the last time Alan Thicke played "Open your mouth and close your eyes...."
omfg...no comment...but I think I know 2 of those 3 people!!!! hahahahahahahaha i'll never be able to keep a straight face when i see them.
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
Beaver builds a Dayum!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
It's a good thing black is slimming
the DUDE! abides...
"28, 29, 30. Ready or not, here I...I...I...AHHHH, I'm STUCK!!!"
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
This nightmare ain't over until the morbidly obese lady farts.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
cletus said to always start at the bottom and work your way up.
One way to get out of wearing a face mask in the water! breath deep!
Submitted by missy on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:38pm.
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Was thinking the same thing!
the DUDE! abides...
Lesbian couple opt for natural "waterbirth" shocked to find baby is larger than expected.
Soundtrack in that dude's head?
Big girls *PLEASE* don't queef!
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Not a caption:
That is NOT a flattering photo of this woman's ass.
Rojo Caliente gives SamRo tips on eating the choch.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i