Bow Down To The Empress!!
Holy.... If I had a heart, it would have stopped beating after looking at these pictures of the most exquisite and gorgeous creature in the universe and beyond!!! The Empress of Lucite seriously looks like a ravishing crystal mermaid who has come to teach the world what true glamour really is. We should all get on our knees and thank the gods for giving us this priceless gift.
Now, I know you want to run out and buy Shauna Sand's stunning gown, but it's one-of-a-kind, of course. It was made using millions of tiny pieces of lucite and the tears from the angels who weep from the heavens at the sight of her beauty.
Below is our beloved Empress entering a shelter to feed the homeless. No, she's at some club, but it's still charity work! Those peons around her should be on the ground, making themselves a human carpet, so that Shauna's exquisite lucite heels don't have to touch the sidewalk. And I'm pretty sure Shauna's toy fucked up his foot from slipping on the elegance dust that constantly trails behind her.
Looks like Aubrey O'Day in a few years...
Are we sure he didn't just fall off that balcony with Jesse Metcalfe???????
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I think she's half dolphin
I don't think she sees herself, hehe. Her eyes are close on that pic.
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Why is that gorgeous hunk of man with her?
Stripped of all her makeup, she must be positively frightening - damn, she's frightening WITH makeup.
*shaking head*
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Submitted by Mopa on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:03pm.
Since I am practically blind from her beauty, now when I see pics of her, I always look past her majesty and look at the people around her. There are always some stunned faces in the crowd. I am particularly enamoured by the lady in the first thumbnail in the second row of pics. That is the usual face of the onlookers. I have no idea why these people aren't bowing in her presence.
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Mopa, deer, you are one of the VERY few respondees to this article who have an ounce of sense and a knowledge of fashion and fasionable ladies. You and me must be the only people on earth who recognise real class when se see it. And this broad...um...excuse moi...this LADY has class!
Thank you for your comments. Me and Shauna appreciate them more than you know.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
i want to see, no, i demand to see a deathmatch between Shauna Sand and Nicole kidman... i just wanna see who has a facial expression first
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
She is looking more like the missing link as time goes on. It's obvious she's had a recent face lift because her skin is pulled so tight she can barely open her eyes. Actually, she's beginning to resemble Donatella Versace. . . .
And this woman thinks she looks good?? Bitch really needs to look into a fucking mirror ~~ then wipe off some of that tranny make`up off her GD gorilla face ... Does she not know that `` LESS is more!!!
she's a little behind on her fashion with her "one of a kind" dress. it's already been worn by Phoebe two weeks ago! here's the link-- http://www.jamd.com/image/in-search/Phoebe+Price/#7g83508325 guess she doesn't mind getting Phoebe's sloppy second.
ay caramba.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Those implants are really starting to sag. Pretty soon they are going to be the biggest set of balls in Hollywood!
that dress is far too long...it's covering up those magnificent ucite heels which i know must be underneath that fishtail train....
and her purse is all wrong...
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Sit yo ass down!
Submitted by Who Datt on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 7:45pm.
She looks like a bride figurine on a wedding cake that got too close to the candle and melted. That gown is pure molten lucite and liquefied silver dragees. In the words of Vanity: "such a pretty mess".
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Hee hee, very true.
The Empress had her paint gun set to "Whore" because wow! Just because you can afford to buy the entire MAC counter doesn't mean you have to wear all of it at the same time.
That dress is fugs, but I'm more concerned about the fact that Chicken Cutlets was at the Bond premiere! She was in the same theater as Daniel Craig (who is just BEYOND hot) & why her and not me?!?!? As if the headbands, freaky plastic surgery, famewhore-ishness & annoying snatch-poodle dog weren't enough, now I hate her even more because of her proximity to Daniel Craig! Keep your hands off bitch-HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
She looks like a tranny in the pics but I do the blonde,heavy make-up look too as all my MySpace buddies know.I kinds dig her look and her boyfriend is a hot piece!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I am dying to see her shoes under that dress. I never understood how she bagged such a babe either
Yes it's true, she has a business degree and speaks fluent French. What in the hell happened?
aquarius: Yes, she's fluent in French! I'm tellin' ya.
There is a certain breed of woman who, no matter how intelligent or accomplished, will always go crazy with the makeup and dumb blonde bit.
Check out this one: http://www.patriarchpartners.com/
The company is no joke and a very talented investment banker I used to work for is there now. But what kind of photo is that? You'd think no one would take her seriously.
I know another woman who was a top executive at a FOrtune 500 company. She acts like Chrissy Snow from "Three's Company."
Sigh. You just never know. I guess they lull people into believing they're bimbos and then WHAMMO - they've put together a million dollar deal while you were underestimating them.
She looks like a bride figurine on a wedding cake that got too close to the candle and melted. That gown is pure molten lucite and liquefied silver dragees. In the words of Vanity: "such a pretty mess".
it's not "one of a kind" and it's already been worn by Phoebe price two weeks ago at the premiere of the new bond. here's the pic-- http://www.jamd.com/image/in-search/Phoebe+Price/#7g83508325
Tammy Faye called from heaven (yes, heaven whores. That bitch was FIERCE and God recognized..), she wants her make up bag back STAT...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 7:21pm.
Would that imply she can speak more than one language? Wow, color me shocked if she can! And yes, since she was a Playmate there is always going to be someone who will want to marry her because he used to whack off to her or something.
According to Wikipedia, she has a degree in International Business Administration from the American University of Paris. That may be the equivalent of a medical degree from a Caribbean university; I don't know.
For some reason, I see her hawking real estate in the future. And I bet there is some man somewhere who will marry her. (I hope she knows how to cook really well; that usually snags and keeps 'em)
pretty dress, ugly face!
She is such a wonderful tranny mess. To think that she actually thinks she looks like a star! Bless!
that close up face pic of the Empress is on its way to Guantanomo Bay right about now..
Beauty Beauty look @ you , wished to God I had it too...
"If it doesnt have a working peen,then Kate's not leaving with it"-MK
Stay with me now, I like the dress, on someone taller and who can work it.
But this mess up here, I might hang as a cat toy, they like shiny shit.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:31pm.
Okay, riddle me this - wtf does this woman do when her children are ... no longer generating a income for her,
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Um...I don't think this part exists in her mind.
I'm pretty sure she lives off of her *ahem* connections now.
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she sells things on ebay.....lucite heels and her robe that no one wants or even bid on....lol
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:31pm.
So how does a person like this support themselves 15 years from now? What happens to these women?
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LUCITE!
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Exquisite lucite wheelchair more like it. With optional boob support attachment.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Her man is hot! I wish these women would stay away from plastic surgeons! Her face is hideous!
Submitted by QueenOfTrashin on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:29pm.
What you said. Yeah. Exactly. She don't need lucite heels, she needs fucking stilts! EEEEWWWWW
O.M.G. I would have to have a Seinfeld moment (see shoelace episode) and burn that dress after I got home. See all those black spots on the sidewalt? That is gum that people spit out and God Knows, what else is on that sidewalk!!!!!!!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:31pm.
So how does a person like this support themselves 15 years from now? What happens to these women?
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LUCITE!
Guess what I found out from her MySpace page?
"n her spare time, Shauna is an interior decorator and designer of shoes for the shauna sand shoe line."
do ya think if she blinks her eyelids get stuck open?
MK, get a grip! I could care less about this pathetic person! What, no info about Phoebe?
this is scary. what I don't understand is that the guy is cute.
maybe one of her boulder boobs hit his foot during sex.
she used to be sort of attractive. now she looks truly frightening. i feel sorry for her kids.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:31pm.
So how does a person like this support themselves 15 years from now? What happens to these women?
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Something tells me she's not well prepared for old age. If she doesn't get her Heather Mills on soon she's missing a golden opportunity to catch a sugar daddy while she's still HOTTTTTT! Wait a minute...nope, too late.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:31pm.
So how does a person like this support themselves 15 years from now?
Wise investments?
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Um, why has she neglected her nose amidst all that plastic surgery?
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK.
The only problem with this ravishing dress is that it hides the exquisite lucite shoes beneath. Other than that, Shauna is stunning, as usual.
That is one big-titted tranny!
Is that her purse or her feedbag?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Does silicon move in the body? If so she's gonna have some serious cankles at 60.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Sometimes I just want her to explode to witness the silicon and collagen wreckage left in her wake!
Your face!
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:31pm.
They become Walmart Greeters,IF they are very lucky.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
So how does a person like this support themselves 15 years from now? What happens to these women?
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They're usually put out to pasture in the snuff industry. Or sometimes just snuffed.