Bow Down To The Empress!!
Holy.... If I had a heart, it would have stopped beating after looking at these pictures of the most exquisite and gorgeous creature in the universe and beyond!!! The Empress of Lucite seriously looks like a ravishing crystal mermaid who has come to teach the world what true glamour really is. We should all get on our knees and thank the gods for giving us this priceless gift.
Now, I know you want to run out and buy Shauna Sand's stunning gown, but it's one-of-a-kind, of course. It was made using millions of tiny pieces of lucite and the tears from the angels who weep from the heavens at the sight of her beauty.
Below is our beloved Empress entering a shelter to feed the homeless. No, she's at some club, but it's still charity work! Those peons around her should be on the ground, making themselves a human carpet, so that Shauna's exquisite lucite heels don't have to touch the sidewalk. And I'm pretty sure Shauna's toy fucked up his foot from slipping on the elegance dust that constantly trails behind her.
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Let's recap.
She marries a tv actor whose father was famous, against his mothers wishes. Has three children. Gets divorced. Receives alimony or some such while children are minors. No career. No education. No dicernable skill set.
Okay, riddle me this - wtf does this woman do when her children are grown and no longer generating a income for her, her looks are totally gone from a lifetime in the sun. She can barely walk anymore due to the damage she inflicted on her feet and tendons from a lifetime of wearing high hells.
So how does a person like this support themselves 15 years from now? What happens to these women?
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Where can I get a pair of close set eyes like that?
She could've gone a little heavier on the lip liner. Then it would be perfect!
I don't think she sees herself
it looks like she killed alottaaa rolls of aluminum foil for that dress..way to recycle!
Klassy with a BIG K!
She is hideous beyond words...and of course she thinks she is beauty personified...her dress must stink from all the gum, ciggie butts, and doggie doo doo that stuck to it...
The Empress is looking haggard and stretched. I thought this was a picture of Cher in a Britney/Paris/Jessica wig.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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I read that her date broke his leg while leading a Mayan archeological dig for Stanford.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Do you think that guys tight pants made him walk w/ the crutches??
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Since I am practically blind from her beauty, now when I see pics of her, I always look past her majesty and look at the people around her. There are always some stunned faces in the crowd. I am particularly enamoured by the lady in the first thumbnail in the second row of pics. That is the usual face of the onlookers. I have no idea why these people aren't bowing in her presence.
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That guy with her is her piece of shit French douche bag ex-husband.
Ho buster #1!
it takes a lot of money to look that cheap...i kid...it did'nt
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:24pm.
aww, I lubs you too
xioxoxooxoxoxoxo
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Wow, I just LOVE the high class hooker/stripper look. It's so glamourous and lady-like. Shauna, you are one smart, classy bitch.
I will never understand the compulsion to line your lips half a centimeter outside your actual lip-line. It makes you look like Tim Curry in It (or RHPS) and he is the ONLY person who can pull that off.
Nancy Reagan was right. Just say no!
the DUDE! abides...
Not that she needs it, but I would like to see Shauna glam up her make up a bit. I mean, this toned down natural look she's rocking right there suits her well, don't get me wrong...It's just that I'd like to see, you know, a more evening look to her make up...for a nice change of pace...
And btw, what a smile! (I wonder how many Vicodin that bitch has to take to kill the pain of her smile, cuz that shit looks hella painful... :-o )
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
It never ceases to amaze me how these freaks look at themselves in the mirror and not see the freakazoid faces that I am sure bears little resemblence to their natural selves.
Apparently they don't see the clown faces they've become. Sad, real sad.
_Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:23pm.
CTH i taint neva learne dhow to read reel gooders, chew no that!
I hearts you BTW.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Wow, imagine how many used cigarette butts she swept up off the street with that dress?? The city should cut her a check. As far as the makeup...WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE THINKING??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Woweee!
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:51pm.
Who said this idiot looks like Cher? ha ha ha
If i could turn back tieyuuuummm!
that was moi.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Oh, grross. Her dress is not only touching the ground, but dragging across it....ciggie butts....spit....gum......MK's dog's caca.....
It looks like she's got a calling card in her hand....she's looking for the address where her next hooking gig is.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Sharing needles is wrong and so is sharing busted wigs. Shauna and Kim from RHOA are obviously sharing wigs.
Never commented on this mess, but...
She looks like a complete horror show. Does she not own a mirror? Gawd help us.
Where's the out-of-control car that jumps the curb and runs down people, slamming them against the building into a mashed-up bloody pulp, *huuuh take a breath* when you really want it??
That's what I'd like to know.
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
lucky woman, she is so ugly and she does not know it yet
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
Well, at least we know what happened to the purple crayons her children claimed to have lost.
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I have learned so much from the Dlisted men!! They tell you things that men trying to get your pants off would never tell you!!- Clarisse 11/14/2008
Shauna's conservative taste, fashion style and toned-down appearance make the queen of england look like a common barroom whore.
Angelina could well take lessons from this Goddess From Above.
She is the Perfect 10....and always will be.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:43pm.
ROTFL!
omigod....funny chit!
and MK, despite your illness, or er, because of??? your commentary today has been worthy of carpet bombing my email list!
(despite the illness induced hilarity, take care, and be well, MK)
She has GOT to be cast as Sho Nuff's beard in the remake of The Last Dragon!
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Haha snowpiece...I just saw the Afternoon Crumbs about the VS post. By the way, has anybody tried our new Miracle Bra...it's awesome. I'm wearing it now and it makes my chi-chis almost as voluptious as Salma's..=)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Did she get a new nose job? It's looking more pinched and narrow than usual.
Why do women like this think they look hot? That bleached blond, fake tits, overly made up look went out years ago. People just laugh at them now.
PS. He is also so classy.
Notice the way he REFUSES to cover his bare broken foot! No! His foot is broken and we MUST acknowledge his toes! A PRINCE among men, I tell you!
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Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:55pm.
My God, is that Lorenzo 2.0?
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Dontcha mean: Lorenzo 9.17?
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Ice Baby Hands
What a lovely shade of orange she is! the weave is flat, it needs a lift. WHy does the empress continue to fill her lips with collogen--it looks so hideous.....
My God, is that Lorenzo 2.0? Looks suspiciously like a younger version of the original!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:54pm.
THAIYooooooooooooooHmmmmmmmmmmmmmAH!
ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:51pm.
Who said this idiot looks like Cher? ha ha ha
If i could turn back tieyuuuummm!
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Jack, is that you? Better tighten that shit up, it's- "taaaayoooum."
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
I'm confused....first the newspapers announce that Bozo the Clown is dead, then, a month later, some paparrazi caught him going out...Next you'll tell me Tom Cruise ain't queer.
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Sit and Spin...What a great slogan for little kids to learn!!!!
Wow, she's looking more drag queen than ever.
Thanks to Michael K, she gets attention. It is so nice of our fav gossip bloggers to take pity on the pathetic and needy *LOL*
You know...I can clearly read "Douche" on this guy, but i would pop those buttons off with my teeth and rip him up anyway.
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
I'm scared.
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
Who said this idiot looks like Cher? ha ha ha
If i could turn back tieyuuuummm!
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Submitted by randy1 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:44pm.
Are you sure that's not the singer from Twisted Sister?
*spits out water* LMAO!
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Donatella? Is that you?
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Is there anything in this picture that isn't harmful to the environment?
TOPANGA I was calling for you in the Afternoon Crumbs~ we were discussung VS and I know you are our resident expert, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
hahahahaha you guys, MK named the main photo bestillmyheartgorgeousbeaut.jpeg
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