Bow Down To The Empress!!
Holy.... If I had a heart, it would have stopped beating after looking at these pictures of the most exquisite and gorgeous creature in the universe and beyond!!! The Empress of Lucite seriously looks like a ravishing crystal mermaid who has come to teach the world what true glamour really is. We should all get on our knees and thank the gods for giving us this priceless gift.
Now, I know you want to run out and buy Shauna Sand's stunning gown, but it's one-of-a-kind, of course. It was made using millions of tiny pieces of lucite and the tears from the angels who weep from the heavens at the sight of her beauty.
Below is our beloved Empress entering a shelter to feed the homeless. No, she's at some club, but it's still charity work! Those peons around her should be on the ground, making themselves a human carpet, so that Shauna's exquisite lucite heels don't have to touch the sidewalk. And I'm pretty sure Shauna's toy fucked up his foot from slipping on the elegance dust that constantly trails behind her.
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Wow just like a Disney Princess.
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That dress looks like the "Little Mermaid Goes to the Hooker Ball 2008" And her and Xtina need to step away from the MAC make-up counter...or in Shauna'a case, the 99cent bin at Walgreens.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:44pm.
I did my make-up Exactly like that today
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So elegant you are. Call me.
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Uh, she needs to toss out that dreaded lip liner...along with a lot of other things. She is just really disgusting.
Hey, at least her vj is covered.
BUT IS SHE WEARING LUCITE!? (aside from on her face or in her tits)
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Are you sure that's not the singer from Twisted Sister?
why is she so shiny? and is that hottie on crutches her boy toy? how unfair? she must have stepped on his foot with the Lucite hooves.
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I did my make-up Exactly like that today
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Pruuuuuuuuuune ♥
The audacity - you can't see the heels...
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Cher died her hair blonde again????
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
cheap is a compliment right about now
I like that dress actually. But NOT on THAT!
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She looks so ... flammable.
Pathetic..... and that dress just out of the 29.99 & down collection at the LA alley.
Every time she smiles I can hear her face scream in agony.
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yuck
Just a few hours ago, I was thinking; I haven't seen a post on Shauna lately.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
oh god fuck this bitches existence!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I saw this pic elsewhere earlier and CRINGED.
scary!
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Looks like loads of people were spitting on the floor where she is walking...ergghhhh.
She could play spit twister on this :(
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Honestly, I have never seen SS wear so much fabric at once.
She looks like a proper call girl now. I'm so proud!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!