Friday, November 14th 2008

This Pooch Is Trying To Tell Us Something


It could be the Duane Reade flu liquid caps talking, but this video has me fucking mesmerized. I feel this dog is trying to tell me something really damn important. Timmy's stuck in the well? Rojo Caliente's strap-on is stuck in Cynthia? I don't know, but I've been watching it over and over again.

This is also how I act after I've had too many Kamikaze shots.

Thanks Edan

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I wrote to him actually. He says it's his friends dog. He'd seen him act like that before when he gets excited and thought they should get it on camera cuz it's funny.

My dog used to sing the blues. The harmonica, any wind instrument, actually, would make him howl like we were doing something mean to him. I never ever could tell if it was bothering him or if he was singing. It kinda seemed like it bothered him that he couldn't keep himself from singing.

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We all know that this camera man blew some mysterious substance up that poor poochie's nose and filmed this shit. Some people will do anything for a laugh. But it is funny as hell. You tell em poochita.

Please! There's nothing wrong with that doggie. He's either excited or pissed off about something in front of him. He's old and he's lost a few teeth (which is common in older small dogs) causing his little tongue to hang out when he makes that weird noise. With that being said, I laughed so hard at that vedio I actually cried!
That was HALARIOUS!

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puh-lease! the dog is in no way abused (his cut is jacked but evidently he does go to a groomer's), he's missing his teeth because most small dogs get severe dental dz, and he's wacked out like most poodles! cut the drama....

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Submitted by goldenpalm on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:02pm.

@angel_i
Your analogy just proves my point!! Humans can be real dumbasses!! Why would one assume just because your friend is disabled that makes him weird?!
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Actually. I was saying that just because he's weird people assume he's in distress.

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@angel_i
Your analogy just proves my point!! Humans can be real dumbasses!! Why would one assume just because your friend is disabled that makes him weird?! That's just a dumb way of thinking, in my opinion. Anyways....again I say, THAT DOG IS IN DISTRESS!!

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And this - the fact that the other dog is just lying there kinda tells me that puppy makes that noise a lot. I do HATE that room its in tho.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 5:42pm.

angel where did you find that? It was horrible, I don't blame the little guy for wanting out. I would too.
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Yeah - it's the same guy. Like I said - that one worried me. But I cruised his account and, honestly, I think he's actually prolly a nice kid. Emphasis on the word "kid". I get the feeling he helps take care of dogs...altho these are just feelings based on very little information.

The thing is: Dogs cry, children cry, people cry...its not always a disasterous situation. It's not always abuse. Maybe's he's gotta stay in there cuz they're cleaning up or something.

There could be trouble but I seriously doubt it.
I could be wrong - wouldn't be the first time.
But I mean - the guy's up there posting that the dog is ok - just excited.

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angel where did you find that? It was horrible, I don't blame the little guy for wanting out. I would too.

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BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS GUY! THIS will make you cry!

It's the same guy who took the first one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOBikMoItV8

Altho - i will say it's beginning to seem like he's on some kinda PETA run.

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Submitted by goldenpalm on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:06pm.

@ angel_i

Did you ever think that maybe this dog's owner doesn't realise him/herself that the dog is having a seizure!!
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I'll tell you, honestly. The dog just doesn't look in distress to me. Except that he wants whatever he was offered or hates the camera cuz it blots out the guys face, perhaps.

I have this friend who is severely disabled. His body, his mind, everything. People are ALWAYS asking him if he's ok. He's cool - he just says "yeah - I'm fine - do you want me to carry that for you". You can't assume that just cuz the dog is weird, it's in trouble.

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Submitted by Diego on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:29am.

Awesome Big D!

The only reason to go to the mall is to roam Abercrombie because it smells delicious.

It's like a drug to me.

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"Have a voice for this helpless dog."

@jimmyxxx thank you. that made me LOL. not cause i am a meanie, but cause this dog kinda has a voice.

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Damn, that dog is insane!

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That poor little puppy. She looks scared and something is medically wrong with her. Now I have that image in my head. It made me cry. If I could, I would grab that baby and run to the nearest vet.

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Diego!
Congrats!! No more stalker too!!!

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Submitted by Diego on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:29am.
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Glad to hear that you made it out of there in one piece. But more importantly, congrats!! I know what you mean about malls, they sucked the life out of me for many years. YAY!! xo

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@ angel_i

Did you ever think that maybe this dog's owner doesn't realise him/herself that the dog is having a seizure!! Humans have been known to be true dumbasses!! Apparently dog owners have been known not to recognise when their dog is having a seizure, and in turn think their dog is just acting WEIRD!!! That dog isn't well....it's trying it's best to get it's message across.

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everytime i watch this video, the dog is saying something else...have i gone mad!?

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Those bastards!! It was probably from a lab where they experiment on animals!! >:(

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:31pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:49pm.

Oi. So the band was pretty good, but I've heard them before because I was at a party they had not too long ago at their house. There was a situation involving a really drunk guy and a misunderstanding that resulted in me getting a shout out from the singer before they did their cover of Dude Looks Like a Lady. Course, it was stupid. I mean, I just have all my teeth and was the youngest in the joint by about 10 years, but on the upside, I got a new job. Now I never have to go to the mall again. I'm so fucking happy about that.

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Submitted by Phoebe on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:59am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:49am.

It's pneumonia ! Specifically, your death of pneumonia is caused by going outside with wet hair !
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I love old family stories too!

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:49am.

It's pneumonia ! Specifically, your death of pneumonia is caused by going outside with wet hair ! That's what happened to Uncle Joe's wife and it left those kids ORPHANS (although Uncle Joe was still alive).

I love old family stories : )

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Submitted by jussayin on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 2:42am.

and a poodle with a jacked up cut. poor thing.
I'd cuss a bitch out too....

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As the recipient of a jacked up cut, I can say def that one does cuss. One's tongue also spazzes uncontrollably in outrage.

but it's all good. The cut will be betta in time for our Vegas wedding.

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Angel_i.. Yes, Picket signs just may work! either that or spray painting Bitch, Whore, Cunt on the company's mothers' house and or car.. Excellent!

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Submitted by jimmyxxx on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:51am.

Imagine someone puts a chemical compound or spice in your mouth and then video tapes your discomfort.
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To be fair, I know people who do that for fun.

@Okie! It's ok. I bought bristol board and markers last night. We can make picket signs!

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:59am.

Have you never, ever seen a weird dog before?

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Hell fucking NO, I'm a businesswoman!

*pinches bridge of nose*

I know, I'm just kind of obsessed now.

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Submitted by jimmyxxx on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:51am.

Imagine someone puts a chemical compound or spice in your mouth and then video tapes your discomfort.

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That's never happened to me in my life. I'm a businesswoman.

*crosses fingers*

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Angel_i.. *mopes around & kicks dirt* I can't watch YouTube from work, Its restricted. : (
Aw nuts! and it makes me sooo mad b/c everyone posts YouTube stuff and I never get to watch it! *shoves another donut down my throat* this will show them!!

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that dog is saying it's time to get another 8ball.

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That's a bang on cover of Hayden Panettiere's latest single. The dog must be lip-syncing.

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Submitted by jimmyxxx on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:51am.

Whoever made this video put something terrible on this dogs tongue. This is animal abuse and I hope you remove this video asap. By allowing this on your site you're supporting this type of animal cruelty.
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Um..hello. I think the dog is fine.

Have you never, ever seen a weird dog before?

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Whoever made this video put something terrible on this dogs tongue. This is animal abuse and I hope you remove this video asap. By allowing this on your site you're supporting this type of animal cruelty. I suspect this individual doesn't realise the cruelty because they thought it was funny. Imagine someone puts a chemical compound or spice in your mouth and then video tapes your discomfort. This is appalling to me and I wish I could help the poor dog. Please Dlisted remove this video. Have a voice for this helpless dog.

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Submitted by Phoebe on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 6:46am.

Maybe MK went outside with wet hair.

My Italian grandma always said that was the fastest way to get sick. Actually she would scream it in Italian while wringing her hands and starting the chicken soup, before saying the Rosary.

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Did she have a favourite disease? Mine is meningitis. My auntie's was cholera. No one gets cholera, you say? They do if they go outside with wet hair! (according to Zia Agatha)

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@goldenpalm:

He posted this on the vid:
No. I just thought it was kinda funny. Made most people giggle. Oh, I' like to point out to everyone that the dog is actually fine. It just got a little excited

*ahem* O - ok! I won't say I told you so!

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Maybe MK went outside with wet hair.

My Italian grandma always said that was the fastest way to get sick. Actually she would scream it in Italian while wringing her hands and starting the chicken soup, before saying the Rosary.

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Is this dog in a prison cell?

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I guess it's not a good thing that my 13 year old watched that and said "psht, that dog sounds just like you"...
Oh hell no..

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it's saying, "I'm an Olsen twin miscarriage gone awry."

They wear fur to cover up the pain...

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rest easy, friends, the dog is not having a seizure!
it's just old with no teeth...and a poodle with a jacked up cut. poor thing.
I'd cuss a bitch out too....

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:56pm.
Marry me, jussayin!!

...my first proposal!
LOL, OK! can we do it Vegas Britney style?
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poor little dog...
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It's scary how few people have realised that this dog is SICK!!! After just having lost my own beloved dog to seizures, it looks to me like this dog is having a seizure. His/Her tongue is out of it's mouth, it's chomping on it's jaw and squealing!! The dog looks absolutely terrified!!! I hate that people think this is funny...Kudos to the previous posters who said "PUT DOWN THE DAMN VIDEO CAMERA AND TAKE THE SUFFERING DOG TO THE VET!!!!!"

i cant stop watching this dog since i first saw it, i cant believe im still laughing so hard everytime i watch it!! this is one of the many reasons i love you MK! and that proposal i suggested a few months ago is still on for me! if you ever ever think you could go straight, please call me, i´d marry you any time you want!!

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:42pm.

So do I, you don't hear me yapping about it.

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That dog is seriously strung out. It needs a couple of bong hits and a shot of Jack Daniels.

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Sorry, but that dog needs to be put down. Evolution and all.

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:08pm.

Guess it's just you & me now, dollface. We need us a little "nip" of something...;-)

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Submitted by Diego on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:44pm.

Have fun! hope the band sounds better than this messed up dog.

PS Don't get teh AIDS from the toilet seat. ;-)

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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK

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