Friday, November 14th 2008
This Pooch Is Trying To Tell Us Something
It could be the Duane Reade flu liquid caps talking, but this video has me fucking mesmerized. I feel this dog is trying to tell me something really damn important. Timmy's stuck in the well? Rojo Caliente's strap-on is stuck in Cynthia? I don't know, but I've been watching it over and over again.
This is also how I act after I've had too many Kamikaze shots.
Thanks Edan
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The poodles all,
"I don't do that, I'm a businesswoman!"
MANDO
@Diego... have fun, doll. And if you don't have fun, make fun. (of people) It works for me! xo
Ok, darlings. I'm going to go listen to a band do covers of Motley Crue in some Dukes of Hazzard pool hall, bar, club, whatever thing. I plan on being drunk by the third song and I will plot my revenge tomorrow at work. Have a good night.
I would love to burst out laughing but I`m being nice and letting him sleep. I giggle-snorted a few times, does that count as laughingÉ Damn my question mark is effed up.
Submitted by kbug on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:20pm.
I agree. Laugh. Laughter is good for you.
And who wants trade places with me? My boy wants to go to this bar and hear his neighbor's band play. I'm like, oh, duh. That's what's missing from my weekend. Getting my ass kicked by a bunch of bikers. Sign me up, plz.
Submitted by kbug on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:20pm.
My husband is trying to sleep next to me and I can`t stop watching this funny as hell dog. The suppressed laughter is killing me.
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Ya know, suppressing your laughter is just not healthy. DO IT!!!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/14/2008 -
Have a hot one Mrs K!
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Uh, have you met my husband?
Didn't think so.
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Diego--I LOVE staying home and doing nothing.!!!!For realz.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:17pm.
Have a hot one Mrs K!
:)
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
My husband is trying to sleep next to me and I can`t stop watching this funny as hell dog. The suppressed laughter is killing me.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:17pm.
I'm being really lazy because it's rainy and I'm like, ugh. Let's just stay in. But then I feel like a loser. It's Friday night and all I want to do is watch CSI.
Submitted by Diego on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:14pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:58pm.
It's not the first outrageously stupid remark she's made on here.
Wish I could hang with you guys...but I have a date...yeah, but it's with my husband
Pfffft.
:)
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:58pm.
I love how that always comes up whenever a gay man has a cough. Oh, noes. It must be teh AIDS.
Anyway, how is you? I am debating whether or not I actually want to leave the apartment or not. Because, suddenly, I am old and lazy.
PS Are we the only ones without a date tonight?
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Date? What is this date thing you speak of?
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:17pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-dHl0c9S98
this dude cracks me up
Marry me, jussayin!!
This video is priceless. Made my night. LOL.
PS Are we the only ones without a date tonight?
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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK
Amen to that!
I get the feeling that video is backwards, from the sound of it and the dog's movements, but it could be the 2:20am talking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-dHl0c9S98
this dude cracks me up every time, from professional to ghetto in 1.6 seconds!
on topic: my aunt's crazy ass little dog who is older that John McCain is running around the house acting the damn fool right now. at least she is not making the alien noises though.
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:09pm
haha OMG!
I was just thinking about that video the other day!
Do you remember where it was on here (or on youtube).
:) !!!!!
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
doggie said:
what the fuck is that?
shit!
I'm dying in this fuckin country ass fucked up town
shit flyin in mah mouth
poodle cut all fucked up
ain't got no fuckin teeth
let's get the fuck out this country muthafucka
yup that's what he said!
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Submitted by Diego on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:12pm.
For sure. The idot who wrote it is an attention whore and just wants us to get stirred up, put the focus on (s)him, while that "person" sits back and totally gets off on our outrage.
Like you said, just bury it.
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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK
Amen to that!
HAH! thats EXACTLY what i act like after a kamikaze... yeah just one.
I can't stop watching this video. I am hooked. Clone him.
I think we should all keep talking until we bury that dumbass comment about HIV.
That's def one of Phoebe Price's chicken cutlets pre-op, begging for a reprieve.
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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK
Amen to that!
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:02pm.
♥♥♥♥
:)
you funny girl
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:02pm.
Aha. I never know what to call this dog. Pit, bully, and, in certain situations, lab.
Submitted by Diego on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 7:59pm.
My pit just cocked her head to the side and looked at me. If it's secret code, Sophie got the message and I'm wondering if I should be worried.
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That's funny, my cock just put it's head to the side and looked at me! I'm a girl, and I am definitely worried. Hahahaha...
Don't mind me, Diego--- I'm half in the bag and being an asshole. ♥
My pit just cocked her head to the side and looked at me. If it's secret code, Sophie got the message and I'm wondering if I should be worried.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:25pm.
That must be what Vadge sounds like to Guy Ritchie.
So funny!I can just imagine poor Guy on the other end of that mess!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This dog will haunt my dreams until the day I die. He's going to show up dressed like a wizard and yap this alien language into my ear to make me peel lizards and sacrifice them to him.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:26pm.
I thought only women had the endless desire to save hopeless people. I was wrong!
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The difference Clarissee, and it isn't insignificant, is that men think "She will love me enough to stop _______" whereas women think "I will love him enough to make him stop____,"...it's the exact opposite!
Big surprise.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by dannygrl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:27pm.
Everyone in my office is sick. Everyone in New York City is sick (at least all the ones who ride the 4/5 train). My throat is feeling a bit sore at the moment, as a matter of fact. New Yorkers get sick a lot, and not because we all have AIDS. Is AIDS the first thing that pops into your head when anyone gets sick? Or just gay guys? STFU.
OT: Duane Reade cold medicine is the shit! They still use pseudoephedrine up here and don't make you sign your name on the "not enough boxes to cook meth" sheet. You could traffic Duane Reade cold medicine throughout the Meth Belt and make quite a living, even in this economy.
*lightbulb over head*
Okay, see you guys later!
Guau! Was that on fast forward? Was that real? Trippy!
that is the freakin funniest shit!!
that dog has serious neurological issues. I think he needs doggy prozac. He looks stressed to shit.
Awwww....that video makes me really sad...that pooch reminds me of an old lady who starts talking, but you can't understand what she is saying because it's all gibberish. lol :/
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
I paused the video in mid-stream. The blurry image of that open-mouthed creature will haunt me in my dreams!
I just played that video again, and my cats slept right through it. They are all bigger than that dog, and they know it, and they know they could kick his stupid little ass.
Dogs should NOT be smaller than housecats, rodents should NOT be larger than housecats.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:34pm.
I have a few hours more in the sweatshop, but an early cheers to you.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Sheeps,
Boggles the mind doesn't it.
Well, it's Happy Hour.
Cheers!
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
@dannygrl- What kind of a fucked up post is that? It shows your ignorance!
Dog needs some teef yo.
that's some freaky shit
OMG! STFU with your AIDS bullshit.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:26pm.
What man would want to fix a whore?
Yeah, you're right: adults don't change much at all.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
STOCK BROKER!
OMG! WINNER! WINNER!
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Sometimes I seriously worry if MK has HIV (no one bash me). I'm not being rude but I do concern for him when I read he's always sick.
Do you ever get checked, MK?
Sheeps!
OH! (Phew!) Right! Just today I learned that men too will date someone hoping to "Fix" them.
The whole "They will love me enough to stop _______" Being a whore, being a loser, being a trannie…ok…no I threw that in for fun…
I thought only women had the endless desire to save hopeless people. I was wrong!
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
That must be what Vadge sounds like to Guy Ritchie.
That's M.K.'s dog...don't let him fool 'ya.
That poor dog has a speech impediment! And he needs braces!..poor thing.