Friday, November 14th 2008
This Pooch Is Trying To Tell Us Something
It could be the Duane Reade flu liquid caps talking, but this video has me fucking mesmerized. I feel this dog is trying to tell me something really damn important. Timmy's stuck in the well? Rojo Caliente's strap-on is stuck in Cynthia? I don't know, but I've been watching it over and over again.
This is also how I act after I've had too many Kamikaze shots.
Thanks Edan
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:19pm.
hahahaha. Noooo. I wanted to address Slutty's siggy, where you said that Dlisted men have tole you things.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
SHEEPS!
"Clarisse and I need to have a short chat."
That sounds a bit ominous....should i hide?
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!1 Looks kinds like my Apricot Poodle, Fifi. But, my Fifi is too much a stoner dog to get that hyper. Maybe the puppy got into it's mommy's crack stash?
Living well is the best revenge.......
michael k, are u ok bud, you seem to be sick every 2 months! u need to stop licking your palms everytime u get off the train..c'mon now!
get well :)
Duane Reade rocks!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:50pm.
Clarisse and I need to have a short chat.
Have fun, you!
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:23pm.
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You get that much deserved margie, it's Friday and I will be leaving work in less than 10 minutes. Woohooooooooooooo.
I have learned so much from the Dlisted men!! They tell you things that men trying to get your pants off would never tell you!!- Clarisse 11/14/2008
that dog is fucking crazy & on some serious speed or something!! love it...i cant stop laughing.
Oh my. I watched this funny shit 5 times and can't stop. Can you imagine if dogs could talk?
I love dogs
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:13pm.
I can't believe your dogs watch TV!
My dog was like: What is this big box? Why do you look at this stupid big box? Look at ME! I hate this stupid box. Can I knock this shit over or what?
Haha...too funny! My dog actually watches tv also, like for 5 minutes at a time (which is 3 hours in doggy time, lol) We have a flat screen on the wall and we like to put it on some nature show on NatGeo HD and see what she does. If for instance, there's birds flying across the screen she will look up to the ceiling to see where the birdies went, lmao.
Finally, my inner monologue has a voice!
Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:31pm.
That voice is to fucking cute, omg how I wish my dog sounded like that, instead of his bark going right thru me that I want to slap the shit out of him, I never would though, he's my life that little shit.
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I feel your pain.
Minch has a yip that could shatter glass.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
I needed to laugh after watching Oprah. I was in tears after seeing that her other doggie died :(
That voice is to fucking cute, omg how I wish my dog sounded like that, instead of his bark going right thru me that I want to slap the shit out of him, I never would though, he's my life that little shit.
That's my new ringtone.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:19pm.
Sheeps, only the Patron.
OMG. I was just thinking that. We're going out for Mexican tonite and I was thinking about trying a margie.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
So that's where the little crazy voice in Britneys head went.
*domorecokeshaveyoheaddomorecokebeatpeoplewifunbrella's-domorecoke...*
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Holy Jesus, that is fucking annoying as hell. I made it through ten seconds. It's this kind of noise that makes me want to flatten it with a brick/
Its probably from a puppy mill
Sheeps, only the Patron.
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I have learned so much from the Dlisted men!! They tell you things that men trying to get your pants off would never tell you!!- Clarisse 11/14/2008
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:09pm.
Well if you all are going to show off your dogs, well so am I.
He'd been drinking.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Edited so that I don't send anyone to therapy over the weekend.
Sorry!
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I have learned so much from the Dlisted men!! They tell you things that men trying to get your pants off would never tell you!!- Clarisse 11/14/2008
slutsville: um... eww...
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
I can't believe your dogs watch TV!
My dog was like: What is this big box? Why do you look at this stupid big box? Look at ME! I hate this stupid box. Can I knock this shit over or what?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
CUTEST PUPPY EVAH!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-8Ok-h2Ccc&feature=related
awww.. just watch it :D
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:09pm.
you are something else, ya know that?
*LMAO and shaking head in disbelief*
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:04pm:
"But what are we doing tomorrow night, Brain?"
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Funny ho;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
That dog is saying: "Angelina and Brad did not have sex while they were filming MAMS, LIES..ALL LIES.... spread by that childless douche-loving hag Aniston. What they have is beautiful ...BEAUTIFUL AND HOLY...oh god, is that the People issue with the twins on the cover....for fuck sake don't line the bird cage with the twins' picture...NOOOOOOO, I will piss on this mofo bed if you don't retrieve that magazine....bring it over here so that I can hump it while gazing at the face of perfection...NOW!!!
At least that's what I interpreted the dog saying.
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I have learned so much from the Dlisted men!! They tell you things that men trying to get your pants off would never tell you!!- Clarisse 11/14/2008
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:35pm.
Poor dog! Glad to hear he's better! My Phillip has aggression issues, dominance issues, and he always seems on edge. He's getting better, and i honestly think that having Ralph (our Lab) around as a "big brother" helps him out.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
What the hell is wrong with this dog? I am hysterically laughing and horrified at the same time.
that dog looks sick look at that tounge and its mouth that is not normal
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Mopa: "Why did you put me in this cage with a hamster? Please let me out" *engages powers of the cutest bug eyes ever*
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
My dogs crap bigger than that thing.
I used to leave the TV on Animal Planet for my dogs to watch when we were out, but came home one day to find them seriously traumatized. Turned out Emergency Vet had been on, and it had been especially gruesome. So we switched over to Food Network for dog-watching after that.
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
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Too many Puppy Uppers
That crazy dog needs to be caged up like this one...
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/11/this-just-in-bo.html
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cuteness
http://www.zooatlanta.org/animals_panda_cam.php4
MK, I had my senior psycho chi listen to this, and she agreed with what I heard: this is another message from George Clooney saying he wants to marry you. With no prenup.
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
http://dumb-report.blogspot.com/
Missy and CTH: Animal Cops is groovy! I love the Detroit people and how they kick ass. Now, Animal Precinct, on the other hand, is sad and GETS ON MY NERVES!!! Anne Marie Lucas is my Cheryl Burke. I HATE HER AND SHE NEEDS TO DIE!!!
**boys are icky!**
LoLo: awesome!!! *has something to look forward to on Monday*
**boys are icky!**
Honestly, I think he's just a wack ass dog and that's how he acts when you tell him he's going for a walk or getting a treat. I, myself, am more worried that he's gonna pee on that bed.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Yeahhhhh he is trying to tell us he is having a FIT .......... i feel ikky he needs help poor lil one...STOP FILMING AND CALL THE VET ...ks sake
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by missy on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:32pm.
I hear you. cannot watch animal cops, not ever.
bummertimes.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Has anyone tried playing the sound backwards? It is a lot like what I hear when I'm on the phone with my boss ....
Snow and Lizardbits i will find a photo of him and show it to yall on monday.
You know those red pandas?
He reminds me of those but less raccoonie
http://images.google.com/images?q=red+pandas&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-...
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JillyPoo: understood. my mother adopted a dog who slept on the couch for two weeks when she got her. Said it was traumatized. Four years later, she's acting like a semi normal dog! Still shy though.
**boys are icky!**
LoLo: how cute, i think foxes are the cutest!
PUPPEHZ!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:27pm.
Lo: what kind of mix is that? chi and what?
He is a short haired chi and a long hair chi mix and that results in a pretty little bugger without the apple head, bug eyed combo some of those little freaky ones gets.
He has almond shape eyes and he looks like a little red fox with a white patch on his chest.
Honestly he is spoiled rotten. He is three and still ALL PUPPY!
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:29pm.
I wish! Now he's just a smarter pain :) When we adopted him we inherited a lot of his issues, and those are going to take a while to work out.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08