Friday, November 14th 2008
This Pooch Is Trying To Tell Us Something
It could be the Duane Reade flu liquid caps talking, but this video has me fucking mesmerized. I feel this dog is trying to tell me something really damn important. Timmy's stuck in the well? Rojo Caliente's strap-on is stuck in Cynthia? I don't know, but I've been watching it over and over again.
This is also how I act after I've had too many Kamikaze shots.
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HOFF - that is so cute!! Ive seen my cat watch animal shows before.. like safari shows and shit.. Sometimes Ill leave on Animal Planet if im going out but if its Animal Cops I leave it off. That show is depressing man.
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I think he's trying to tell us he found the meth stash.
That bitch is like the Kanye of the canine world.
Ahaha snowpiece!
I want a full report tomorrow on your evening.
JillyPoo: so if he graduated, shouldn't he no longer be a pain in the ass? The German Shepard formally known as your pain in the ass perhaps? *insert symbol here*
OT: Still weirds me out. I think MK should change the name of Dlisted to "Fucked up puppies and cuddly kitties!!"
**boys are icky!**
omg he's scary! He will own the world one day.
off topic
the pug across the street sits and watches the westminister dog show. they tape it for her.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
jesus man, if that dog was around me id be freaked the fuck out
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Lo: what kind of mix is that? chi and what?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
This was my boss today after lunch when she found out some ho in my office pissed on the floor in the womens bathroom. Holy Crap.
Good GOD, it's not the cold meds. I'm rarely completely sober but today is one of those days, and I feel like i've dropped acid while watching that.
Aww i love doggies who talk, but this one's a little strange...
In other dog news, my pain-in-the-ass shepherd mix graduated doggy training last night!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
LoLo: I want to see a YouTube of THAT!!!
**boys are icky!**
Devilgirl: I think my cat has already had some... he's giving ME the "why the hell are you playing this again, bitch?" look.
I'm curious! Jeeze!
**boys are icky!**
Where's his damned teefs?!?!?!
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that doggie reminds me of myself...after doing ONETOMANYLINES!haha
Pac man my chiWOWwow mix ate a joint just yesterday.
I wa not fucking happy about that but HE was.
He was so happy about it that he ate all of the food in his bowl, ran and jumped on the bag of food on my shelf, then started humping his teddy bear like a mad man.
The BF took one look at how blissed out the dog was and smoked a bowl himslef.
Then smoked me ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
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Lizardbits1- I am in big trouble, the kids are giving me the evil cat eye still. Guess I will have to break out the catnip for them and the human catnip for me!
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:15pm.
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Loves it...Mabel Hodges.
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I have learned so much from the Dlisted men!! They tell you things that men trying to get your pants off would never tell you!!- Clarisse 11/14/2008
LOL M.E. the dog is too clean and free of blood clots
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
madam s. just made my Friday night plans for me!
LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
The dog is just impersanating Amy Winhouse cracked out.
Whatever that dog inhaled or injested....PLEASE give me some. I'm about to get on the metro and really need to get a seat.
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“I might as well be gay. And not just because I love rhinestones and Barbara Streisand. But because I'm a sensitive person who is supportive of gay people the same way I'm sensitive to grossly obese people and ugly people.” Richard Simmons
This is also how I act after I've had too many Kamikaze shots.
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I don't know about you bitches, but I REALLY wanna see that.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
I bet this video is extra crazy good if you watch it stoned.
devilgirl: My cat too! He stared at it and I KNEW he wanted to beat that dog's ass! "Whausay bout ma mama? I cutabeesh!"
**boys are icky!**
Is that even real?? It sounds like someone is playing something what that Minnie Mouse Wh0re is saying backwards in the backround.
ETA: LMAO @ what Mabel posted.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
wtf? seriously, i hope no one gave that dog drugs to make him act like that. don't hurt the animals!!!
LOL M.E.: can't understand either one of 'em.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tibs,
When I was watching THE PUPPIES the other day, my dog frantically began looking everywhere for them. I kept telling the little dumbass they were on "the screen", but he kept sniffing under and around the table.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Is that thing toothless also?
MK: Get off the Meds...
lol
funny video indeed
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"I don't like people, but I certainly love individuals" - Kdracofan
Charles Manson: gross man... just fucking gross. You don't get much from the lady-types, do you?
**boys are icky!**
Friends don't let pet friends snort helium! Someone notify the ASPCA!
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OBAMALOONIE
Deciphered the meaning:
He's pi**ed about that hair cut!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
OMG Snowy!! This IS comingback as a dog!
my cats are very weirded out now after hearing that.
I think what the dog is trying to say here is,
"I'm having a fucking stroke! Can't you see me tongue falling out of my mouth? I can't bark right. I'm not right in the head! Take me to the goddamn vet! You ASSHOLE!!! Put down the fucking video camera and TAKE ME TO THE VETTTTTT!!"
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
I think it's the original tape of Heidi Montag's latest single.
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
Don't know what it was saying but it made my dog all worried and he is now sitting staring out of the window. Only the blinds are closed.
Secret dog message, lets screw about with the two-legged ones minds.
It was hillarious when we got my cat high, though. She was walking around like she was drunk and crazy and running into things.
Ahhhahahahhahahaha! Oh my fucking god.... I'm going to hurt myself I'm laughing so hard!
That dog totally posts at Just Jared.
told you Paris shouldn't be allowed to have a dog...
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
I think this dog smoked somebodies rocks or something. He's got the same look in his eyes as my cat did when we got her high off brake fluid. (We were trying to get her to take her meds and she wouldn't!!!) Maybe that is why the Karma came back to bite me and I'm now allergic to cats.
I hate yappy little dogs like that. And its ugly to boot
Brings on a whole new meaning to "yappy little dog"
That little f*cker is bat sh*t crazy!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
comingback as a dog
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:08pm.
He's trying to tell you "No more fucking Angelina/Brad/Jennifer posts!"
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Maybe. But he's kinda what I always imagined the loons at JJ must look like.
He could be saying: Angelina is a Goddess and MANISTON is a hag. God Bless the Jolie-Pitts!
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Ahahahaha! That was hysterical!! Did someone slip some PCP into her Alpo? Good God Almighty!!
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Hmmm...I've never dropped acid, but I get the feeling that this is either a bad acid trip, or a bad acid flashback. That's why mushrooms and pot are better!
Awww he has brain issues.
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