This Pooch Is Trying To Tell Us Something

It could be the Duane Reade flu liquid caps talking, but this video has me fucking mesmerized. I feel this dog is trying to tell me something really damn important. Timmy's stuck in the well? Rojo Caliente's strap-on is stuck in Cynthia? I don't know, but I've been watching it over and over again.

This is also how I act after I've had too many Kamikaze shots.

Thanks Edan

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:09pm.

YA, AND I FEEL LIKE MY ASSHOLE IS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING EVERY MORNING AFTER A CUP OF COFFEE WITH 3 SHOTS OF SMIRNOFF AND 2 OVER EASY EGGS.

Submitted by KD on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:08pm.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:08pm.

He's trying to tell you "No more fucking Angelina/Brad/Jennifer posts!"

That is all.

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I have learned so much from the Dlisted men!! They tell you things that men trying to get your pants off would never tell you!!- Clarisse 11/14/2008

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:08pm.

i'd seriously drop kick that Damnien possessed pooch.

Submitted by kat on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:07pm.

That is so fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!
I hope you feel better soon MK

Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:06pm.

I'm sensing ALL CAPS JIM has some anger management issues...specifically with Justin Timberlake and Dancing with the Stars. We feel your pain Jim..and do you by an chance hang out with Kanye West?

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:05pm.

Someone call Tangina.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:04pm.

*falls out of chair*
*smacks face on desk*

*convolsing from laughter*

Submitted by Mysmichelle on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:03pm.

Jim - if i send you a tape of my dog "talking" can you translate, I think you're good at this.

Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:03pm.

"Hey, you little pissant mop! Ready for another ride down the garbage chute???"

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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"

Submitted by jim on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:01pm.

IN HUMAN IT MEANS...."IF YOU FUCKING MAKE ME WATCH ONE MORE FUCKING EPISODE OF DANCES WITH THE FUCKSHITS I WILL BIT YOUR TITS OFF AND TURN OFF THAT FUCKING PUSSY SHIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE PUT ON SOME METAL AND GET ME A FUCKING BEER!!