Friday, November 14th 2008

Bamboozled!

That puss tart Johnny Travolta got me! I actually believed that he got rid of the dead beaver that sat on his head. I mean, the other day he looked as bald as HoHan's punane and now he's back to wearing plugs or Tommy Girl's pubic hair on his head. He was obviously wearing a bald cap the other day. Unless, he planted some barley seeds on his head, Xenu pissed on it and hair magically grew! With or without hair, he still looks like he's ready for a cum fart to the face.

Here's Tommy's scissor sister promoting that dumb "Bolt' movie in NYC this morning.

Posted by: Michael K


Richiegay's picture

Is this the best rug H-Wood money can buy? It fails to impress.

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Hysteria's picture

that look is a total ripoff of Ironman.

"I am Revoltaman."

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I've not seen him on the screen for a long time!!

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The Sunshine Gang's picture

Stick a trout in your ass WTF?!

MizRo's picture

Ack... Can't stand this Scieno and his ridiculously delusional cult.

I don't care if he sprouts grass like a chia pet on his head: he has been irrelevant to me for decades.

lizzieb's picture

I had the same trouble with Grease. Bought the DVD cheap for my youngest on a rainy holiday (as all UK holidays are by law) and then speant the next two hours coughing loudly over 'certain' words. I remembered it as such a sweet film too! Still poor ol John- he's made some great films and look at him. CO$ really should be illegal. Thank goodness it's not recognised as a religion in the UK.

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sexy's picture

a nutter? uhmm I've been in europe too long.

sexy's picture

This word reminded me of an email I received...I realize you must be discomboobilated ... well I guess I am in a nutter with my tits.

letinstar's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:25pm.
letinstar, what about GREASE?
and his BODY in "Stayin Alive"?

sigh......

yes....and urban cowboy...damn, so tragic what scientos and father time does to some people...

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letinstar, what about GREASE?
and his BODY in "Stayin Alive"?

sigh......

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letinstar's picture

i am always so deeply disappointed that this freaky sciento is the same person that was so hot in saturday night fever...
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ratherfine's picture

ID TAP THAT, STICK A TROUT IN MY ASS, THATS HOT! LOVE YA BITCH

Frybread's picture

He's gay but at least this look is better then when he had huge part down the middle of his head ala Brendan Fraser.

Aunt Bea's picture

Revolta is doing a duet with Miley Cyrus. I couldn't have been more nauseous while watching it.

Sashas_minion25's picture

I think he looks better WITH hair... he just looks SCARY as hell without hair!!!!

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Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:05pm.
On our last trip to Okla. the kids were listening to Grease Lightning (song) and I told my sister that it was a naughty song

LMAO...it IS naughty

Why this car is automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's grease lightning (Grease lightning)

We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads
oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah
(I'll get the money I'll kill to get the money)
With a four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no shit we'll be getting lots of tit
In Grease Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Purple french tail lights and thirty inch fins
oh yeah
A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins
oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't bragging she's a real pussy wagon
Grease lightning

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the hit lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning
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Tigerlilly's picture

So, all this means he's not a big oiled up bear leather daddy???? Tommy Girl is going be so disappointed...
'kay, so riddle me this, what does Kelly do to "satisfy her womanly urges"? Chicks? Johnny's leftover twinks that go both ways for cash? The pool boy? Or is she Scienofrigid? Cuz I'm totally convinced Katiebot is....

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Submitted by toni on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:26pm.

MISTER William Shatner? hahaha. That's funny.

@Sandbitch--On what authority does this ex-COS ho make these insinuations?

Has he himself thrown butt darts with Travolta and Cruise? That's the real story I want to hear.

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Amen to that!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:56pm.

Chile, this is your best avie yet! (Don't start!)

Also I'm about to watch that COS vid. I am disturbingly fascinated by that scary mess.

PS I always tingle inside when I see that you have posted. Mwah.

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Amen to that!

jiggywiddit's picture

JT is just so not hot.

I wanted to comment on that toilet shaker seat story, but the comments were crude!

I don't talk like that "because I'm a businesswoman!" (see Lisa Wu story)

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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK

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Bondagebarbie's picture

I miss the leather Daddy baldness but he still has his prison pussy.His jacket looks polyester I get scratchy just looking at it.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Jessyfix's picture

Michael K!!! Shame! I absolutely ADORE you and have for a long time but today I find myself torn because I work in Marketing on BOLT and it's not "dumb" but actually really good. Here's how I look at it: I love you. I love BOLT. You'll love Bolt. It's like mathematics or something.

"Some days are just wig days"

really gay? publicity.

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Sandbitch's picture

Did y'all see the vid link that was posted in one of the threads here, viz a viz CO$? The one where the ex scientology dude "suggests" Travolta and Tommy Girl are gay...

If anyone knows the link/thread I'm referring to, post it again will ya please?

Found it...

http://ianundercover.com/blog/2008/11/11/iuc-exclusive-this-longtime-sci...

Gabriela's picture

Did someone lose a merkin?

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Stock Broker's picture

Gayvolta's membership in the "Hair Club for Men" needs to be revoked.

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Tommy Girl's top bear looks like he stuffed a sock into his pants. He cant even hardly zip them.
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gia's picture

no, i am thinking he is really completely bald & now he is wearing one of those lace front wigs that tyra wears.

Hey, don't call Bolt dumb, my cousin worked on it.

M.E.'s picture

WOW, that Jeremy Perkins story is sad.

paris herpes's picture

He's such a leather daddy. He could have gotten so much bear play if he just kept the baldness! HOT!

Your face!

TITS's picture

Vitamins are not a cure for hearing voices.
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Are you sure?

nuts.

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RJII's picture

Lose 15 pounds and he's hot. Bald or w/the rug. He's an actor its all an illusion anyway.

cadebra1961's picture

Gay http://www.castrotheatre.com/calendar/2007/oct-dec/stayingalive_l.jpg

Now and then http://www.sorensenmediagroup.com/bigshow/uploaded_images/manboobs-75057...

Kinda sexy as a cowboy
http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_430xN.19236237.jpg

and what the heck, another Gay!
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/06/15/John-Travolta-drag.jpg

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toni's picture

Michael, that's a wig he's wearing, one like Mr William Shatner wears. It has the see thru flesh colored net and it's attached to the head with a special glue. it's lifelike isnt it? If it wasnt made with dynel you'd never know.

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BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SNOWY!

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Albatross's picture

I used to have such a crush on him, way back in the day. Now, he just repulses me.

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@putsomestankonit
Vitamins are not a cure for hearing voices.

PREACH. Those poor children. Any and all of them.

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Submitted by irreverence on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:11pm.
The only thing that I really hope is that this is not what becomes of Jett:
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/JeremyPerkins/

I watched that Dateline episode! I wanted to strangle both of his parents for treating their mentally troubled son like that. Vitamins are not a cure for hearing voices.

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have a nice weekend MKloonies!
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Charles Mason you're not even a good Charles Manson impersonator. I've seen better impressions on the Ben Stiller show.

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irreverence's picture

The only thing that I really hope is that this is not what becomes of Jett:
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/JeremyPerkins/

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LoLo's picture

OTHER THAN THAT HE CAN SUCK MY COCK.

Jesus, Charles Manson, if you ask him nicely Im sure he will.

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SO FUCKIN WHAT. HE CAN CHANGE HIS LOOK AROUND JUST LIKE ALL THE FUCKIN WHORES DO. TRAVOLTA WAS IMMORTAL IN SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER. MINDBLOWINGLY FANTASTIC DANCER. ENORMOUSLY TALENTED. OTHER THAN THAT HE CAN SUCK MY COCK.

M.E.'s picture

You can tell from the early pics of Jett that something isn't right. And how either John or Kelly are keeping his hands DOWN in all the pics.

Grrrrrrrrr.

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@putsomestankonit

You are absolutely correct. "Auditing" is really just a highly aggressive, thinly-veiled version of traditional regression therapy for emotionally/mentally traumatized patients.

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oklahoma's picture

On our last trip to Okla. the kids were listening to Grease Lightning (song) and I told my sister that it was a naughty song, She didn't believe me, But it says "its a real Pussy Wagon" and something like "it'll make you creme!" all sorts of stuff. I thought,,hmmmm.. her Baptist church would not approve of this, and would prob want her whole entire paycheck if they found this out!!

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@TITS

I've heard that as well. It's pretty sad. That, and Travolta credits The Ultimate Cult with helping him manage his life and become famous. That's one hell of a loyalty point for them to lord over him, as well as any dirty little secrets he may have purged during "auditing".

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snowpiece's picture

me too Mrs K, "I shot Marvin in the face!"
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

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