I Don't Know How I Feel About This
Have you ever been sitting on the toilet, wishing there was something jiggling your ass? Well, Johnny Henry of Laurel, Mississippi has the shit for you! Johnny is all happy with himself for inventing a vibrating toilet seat. That could be a lot of fun or just a big shitty mess. Johnny invented the buttcheek bouncer because he “wanted to add some life to the otherwise lifeless toilet seat.”
Johnny, who is currently working on getting his novelty product out there, said, “I wanted to create something that is a little unusual. This invention is designed to stimulate. It’s to make you feel good while you are there."
Yeah, I don't know how this would work for you exactly? I mean, it could jiggle the ass cookies out of you faster. And if you put your genitals on the seat, you could add a little cream to your lemonade. On the other hand, it could cause you to spray everywhere. Now if he added a dildo attachment, I'd empty my piggy bank for this shit! Pack it in and then push it out!
Thanks Momus
oh my fucking lord i was just hit with a madonna commercial Oraganics products in Greek... woah mammie.
he's one hot bitch I'd do his seat.
Madonna has order 1000.
If it's heated..put me on the mailing list!..Nothin' like having a warm toilet seat to sooth the booty!
Gary Coleman don' invented the butt bidet, y'all!
Different strokes for different folx!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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If I wanted a toilet seat jiggling my ass, I'd move to California or Japan and rush to the loo during an earthquake.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:48am.
The ultimate would be Guitar Hero in the seated, vibrating position. Ponder it. Picture it, if you dare.
*pauses*
True Confession: I already do that.
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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK
Amen to that!
They should adapt it to hook up to an XBox. I could play Grand Theft Auto and have force feedback on the seat in the bathroom. That would be the ultimate.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
My toilette seat is a radio and I'm glad it's NOT bumping to a beat...
Feel it. I met with that thing twice this morning.
i... i... i... just don't know what to say *shaking head*
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Plop Plop buzz buzz oh what a relief it wuz?
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Is John Henry any relation to "Joe the Plumber"?
Why does song Get Jiggy with it come to mind?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFmdSLs1EUw
GLAMOUR SHOTS. KISS KISS LOVE YA! THATS HOT,
GARY BUSEY
SUCK ON MY BIG HAIRY TITS! THATS ME IN MY PICTURE, WANNA WRESTLE? FUCK IT!
I swear! Mr. Johnny Henry of Laurel Mississ oopsi
has the largest (as in wide) nose I have ever seen! Now I swear and declare. I am a bit curiousititeeee to see that thing in profile....
now now now
shake it down shake it down now.
Pro-file yow!
whatever....
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
Great idea, mix this in with the Taco Bell diet and I won't have to wallpaper.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
MK, you obviously have never been on the deep south diet. Butter, lard, vegetable oil, sugar, white flour and beer are the staples and basically all you eat. This toilet seat makes PERFECT sense when you have been on that diet.
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
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Submitted by Diana Crabtree on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:24pm.
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They had the same sort of thing in Prague. It was a bit of a rude awakening the first time I 'saw' it. Kinda like being served on a porcelain platter! :o)
Good evening, sluts!
Re: the 7 types of poo, don't forget the carpenter nails (you know the ones you make when you've got a hemorrhoid, kinda flat and with a bit of a curl.....)
OT: Our friends have a heated toilet seat. I didn't think it was a big deal until I tried it. Oooooooooohhh....
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 7:30pm.
Someone needs to invent a toilet that doesn't steal your 'offerings'. You know you did something, and it just disappears. Yeah, I look at it. Sue me.
The toilet seats in India are shaped in a way that lets you look at it. Problem is, you have to squat down to use them, and the poo doesnt have any water until flushing (mechanically, or sometimes a bucket of water poured on it)
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When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
-MK
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I don't know why he doesn't market it as a constipation device. TMI, but an airplane with turbulence is SOO helpful when you have a stubborn...you know.
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When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
-MK
http://www.dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
-"Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:28pm.
He looks like my neighbor! I hope this seat comes with a mechanical hand that scratches hemmorhoids. That would rock."
Ahahaha!!. Add a nifty red button for auto-wiping too. For those sad times when you can't reach or are too lazy to do so. Terrence Haward would love a compartment for baby wipes too.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
File this under "Crappy inventions of the century". Bell and Franklin and the rest of the inventors gang must be laughing in their graves.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
This is the kind of shit that makes me proud to be American. I'm not even joking. Good for dude for coming up with his invention. I hope it sells. I know I could use some more life on my lifeless toilet!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:25pm.
Tigerlilly: Even if you go off the topic, no one would dare complain. After all, who wants to fight with a tiger?
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I fought the claw
And the claw won...
I fought the claw
And the claw won....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
okay but why does his finger on his left hand look like a turd?
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Momus, I know--- I was projecting! :)
Regarding the boss: Don't misunderstand. I love him dearly ... even when he's annoying.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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He looks like my neighbor! I hope this seat comes with a mechanical hand that scratches hemmorhoids. That would rock.
The ugly truth about Jon and Kate Gosselin:
http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/
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RIMADYL KILLS
point taken, MrsK, and you know I love you.....
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:20pm.
I'm not sure. We have 3 really, really PC's though and none of them have internet access yet. (They were supposed to be hooked up to the net weeks ago, so I was told - lol) I dont really mind though. It's so rewarding helping people improve thier english :0)
lmao *is dying* He should be used to it by now, then, lol
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Tigerlilly: Even if you go off the topic, no one would dare complain. After all, who wants to fight with a tiger?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Momus, you just made me realize something. If I hadn't dumped my ex all those years ago, I'd be married for nearly 30 years too.
On topic: HOLY SHIT!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:18pm.
MrsK, I could have gladly gone through the rest of my life without reading about the 7 types of shit....lol
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trust, someday it'll come in handy.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
DAE: Congrats on joining the ranks of the wage slaves. Will your boss let you Dlist while at work?
Mine whines and complains about my Dlisting all the time. I don't pay much attention to it; in fact, I haven't paid attention to his whining in nearly thirty years of marriage.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 7:42pm.
TL, I saw a caption about Britney on the cover of last week's "Life & Style." It said, re her "comeback" efforts, "Britney breaks down as she's forced to leave her kids for her career."
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Do ya think??? Could it be possible???? *Feeding toilet bats extra green beans, changing sofa batteries and stocking up on tennis ball cans..."
O/T...yeah, I'm on topic, cuz the topic is Crazy shit...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:17pm.
HAHAHA
an internist is a doctor...
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
MrsK, I could have gladly gone through the rest of my life without reading about the 7 types of shit....lol
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:10pm.
DEA
kudos on the job sweetie!
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Thank you! :0)
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:11pm.
once again...RIGHT OVER MY HEAD!!!
I don't get it
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LOL! I have an "intern". I never heard of an "internist" before! So really, *I* don't get it! LOL
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:06pm.
DAE: Glad you could join us again ... especially as sucha scintillatingly scatalogical thread.
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How could I miss it? A real pooopy thread!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:08pm.
SO, DAE, bubbeleh...tell us about your new job.
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It's only one day a week (for now), I'm helping people with mental health problems learn english. (grammar, spelling, etc...) I started today. It was a blast. Everyone is nice & friendly & easy to get along with. If all goes well, I might try to become a proper teachers assistant :0)
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:11pm.
double post sowwy
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:11pm.
once again...RIGHT OVER MY HEAD!!!
I don't get it.
But Minch is knoodging me, he wants to go home.
Ahh, another unproductive week at work ends, all because of dlisted.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:06pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:02pm.
@Mrs. K: But what about the fiery hot, square ones???
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I think you might want to ask your internist about those
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My internist?
I think I'm only allowed to ask her to mail letters and make photocopies and stuff...
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DEA
kudos on the job sweetie!
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JUST THE THING TO SIT ON WHILE I USE MY VIBRATING MASCARA WITH A VIBRATOR UP MY CHOCA
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
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