I Don't Know How I Feel About This
Have you ever been sitting on the toilet, wishing there was something jiggling your ass? Well, Johnny Henry of Laurel, Mississippi has the shit for you! Johnny is all happy with himself for inventing a vibrating toilet seat. That could be a lot of fun or just a big shitty mess. Johnny invented the buttcheek bouncer because he “wanted to add some life to the otherwise lifeless toilet seat.”
Johnny, who is currently working on getting his novelty product out there, said, “I wanted to create something that is a little unusual. This invention is designed to stimulate. It’s to make you feel good while you are there."
Yeah, I don't know how this would work for you exactly? I mean, it could jiggle the ass cookies out of you faster. And if you put your genitals on the seat, you could add a little cream to your lemonade. On the other hand, it could cause you to spray everywhere. Now if he added a dildo attachment, I'd empty my piggy bank for this shit! Pack it in and then push it out!
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Vibrating makes anything better.:)
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I've never seen anyone so relaxed who is kneeling by a toilet seat.
That said, anytime I can get some vibrating action going down there, I'm all for it. Sign me up Johnny!
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cuteness
http://www.zooatlanta.org/animals_panda_cam.php4
so I guess my idea of a electro shocking toilet is not a good idea,
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Momus
lick my love pump
hee hee hee
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Salem: warming toilet seat at http://www.knovelty.com/warmseat.htm
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Makes a great gift this holiday season.
You can punk your friends by activating this at just the right moment.
Betcha LiLo sits on the edge of it and sets it to Eleven (*nod to Nigel Tufnel*)!
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by indiansfred on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:28pm.
your bullshit got old a long time ago
consider yourself reported, cocksucker
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:43pm.
TOILET BAT BATTERIES!
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They're not going to like this...
This man is a friggin' genius!
Now you don't have to rock side to side to get the bum goblins to come out of hiding anymore! I'm so all over this.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:33pm.
Momusssss.... is there something you want to share with us?
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Uh ... like what?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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The Japanese are masters of the designer toilet seat!! This article is a sampling of the many pleasures on offer:
http://www.globalaging.org/health/world/toilet.htm
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:34pm.
Why are toilet seats round when the everyday chairs that we sit on are square?
Imagine trying to flush and clean a square toilet.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
aww, this is frustrating.
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MuffinAmy, Morrissey & Dot,thanks.
I saw some iced ones today, but not the right kind.
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She's flat and that's that!
Not quite a Japanese toilet with it's control panel, flashing lights. fountains, and BOSE speakers. As Homer Simpson in Japan said "We have to go eat now. The toilet recommended the restaurant around the corner."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:45pm.
This might be good for those "hangers on" type poops. Come on you guys know what I mean.
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LMAO! You mean "Velcro Poos", Mani? *shake, shake, shake! shake, shake, shake! Shake your bootay. :))
BROKE BIG BUTT MOVES!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
that was way too gross...even for you MK
This might be good for those "hangers on" type poops. Come on you guys know what I mean.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
@ Flatsy:
Mother's Circus Original Animal or something like that
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Flatsy,
These?...
http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A9389/93890/300_93890.gi...
TOILET BAT BATTERIES!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
FLATSY: http://www.dlisted.com/node/28726
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:34pm.
Here's a question for DListers to ponder:
Why are toilet seats round when the everyday chairs that we sit on are square?
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There are square toilets! lol
http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/sqtioil...
Seems it could give toilet seat ass-bonding lady a reason to return to the bathroom.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Does anyone remember what kind of animal crackers MK likes? The ones they're no longer making.
Link to the old post? Thnx.
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She's flat and that's that!
IndiansFred: What the eff does vibrating crapper seats have to do with Obama??!! Save it for a political post. Oh, yeah, you won't find that here, so why are you?
Sorry, someone pissed in my Wheaties today, folks...
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
First the wheel........
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:34pm.
Here's a question for DListers to ponder:
Why are toilet seats round when the everyday chairs that we sit on are square?
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For night time stumbling....?
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Ice Baby Hands
Revolting. Bleh. Patoohey. St00pid.
A toilet WARMER maybe but that's already been invented.
-But, then again...hmmmmmmm. If you had a remote control that would be a funny gag when you have guests over. >;0)
Stocky, they make them in all shapes now......:)
ok, now I am really going...heehee
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
Vibrating? Why not one that warms up? I hate sitting down on a toilet seat and getting frost bite on my ass.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
This is amazing. He should have gone straight to the Nobel Foundation.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Can't fit a square peg into a round hole?
Thanks for making my head explode Stocky!
Here's a question for DListers to ponder:
Why are toilet seats round when the everyday chairs that we sit on are square?
Think about it.
@PSL-Me too. Those massage chairs do me in.
Momusssss.... is there something you want to share with us?
Actually this isn't so bad. Considering the obesity epidemic sweeping north america - a vibrating seat would help with the tons of cellulite.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
I don't know about you guys, but I get nauseous as hell from vibrating tables, beds, chairs, etc....
gotta go, my little guy is being a total dick today.
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:27pm.
"Pack it in then push it out"
OMFG MK! You nassy, nassy bitch!
This is so grossssss I think i'll have that stuck in my head for awhile!
some how i never thought of the toliet as having entertainment value. trust MK to find it.
Pure dingle gold! I'm sure the scat community will be tickled.
Wow. I would think that thing was attacking me when I went to use the bathroom. It would get ripped out of the commode pretty fast.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Uhm, a vibrating toilet seat? Sexy times while taking a shit?
Gross. Leave that to the Blumpkin lovers.
Um...I've just discovered that there is nothing funnier than a pervert who doesn't realize he's a pervert. LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
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"Pack it in then push it out"
OMFG MK! You nassy, nassy bitch!
Where do I invest in this promising new venture?
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Just live in SanFran or China and evenutally the toilet seats will vibrate and for free.
who the EFF would admit to having this?!?!