Businesswomen Don't Do Drugs
It looks like the beat down of the century isn't going to happen or at least it's on hold for now. Lisa Wu Hartwell of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" told Essence that she's not going to rip off Kim's wig and shove it down her throat so we don't have to hear her rhino warble anymore. Lisa said the shit went down after Kim told other bitches that Lisa is a crack whore.
Lisa says, "She said I was a crack whore and that's the reason I don't have my kids [her sons with Keith Sweat]. Not only did she lie and insult me, but she insulted my children and my integrity. I have never done drugs in my life. I am a businesswoman."
I love that. I'm going to start using that shit. When I'm asked if I'm drunk, I'll respond, "No! I've never been drunk in my life. I'm a businesswoman!" When my friend accuses me of sleeping with their man, I'll say, "Hell no! I don't do things like that. I'm a businesswoman!" It works for everything.
Lisa went on to say, "She was on the set of Demi Moore's new film "The Joneses," which costars David Duchovny and Chris Williams. and the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" cast was invited to star in as extras. I declined, but she and Sheree went. She didn't realize the people she said this to about me were friends of mine. I'm a businesswoman-an actress, writer and producer of movies-and to have her making up lies about me to people I could potentially work with one day is crazy! She said those things in front of Demi Moore."
Oh no! What will Tater Head's mom think? Don't worry, Lisa. She knows you're a businesswoman.
Lisa also denied that she ever threatened to kill Kim or that a restraining order is out against her. "The weird thing is when I spoke to Kim she said, 'Lisa, this is water under the bridge.' And then now I find out she's claiming that she fears for her life. I wonder if all of this was staged. She knows how I feel about my kids and if anyone were to insult them it would strike a nerve. Again, I didn't threaten this woman and I only made one call to her and absolutely no text messages. If I did, don't you think they would have shown it on TMZ.com?"
Kim denies calling Lisa a crack whore and she also denies filing a restraining order.
Fuck. This was all a stupid fucking publicity stunt to promote the show, right? Bamboozled again! First by John Travolta and now by Kim and her broken down welfare wig! NeNe owes me big time. She better throw a hot tub party and only invite Mah Boo and me.
And even if it is a dumb stunt, can Lisa please throw her dumb morals out the window and beat down Kim just for fun?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 3:39am.
could be an Olsen.. can't see past the smoke... nope, nope.. it IS an Olsen! the mascara is putting out the flames!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 3:38am.
a cross? they should burn the Olsens
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 3:35am.
no wonder i'm wearin' this coonskin cap!! i knew there had to be some reason!!
oh shit!!... PETA's knockin' on my door.. i think they're burning a cross
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 3:33am.
No, it's "Remember the Alamo", not "Don't forget the pork rinds". Common mistake.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 3:31am.
don't forget the pork rinds... very important to a balanced deat.. er.. diet!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Right out of the woodwork...
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I have to admit to loving all the RHofATL gossip! lol
I LOVE the this thread: http://forum.blackhairmedia.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=162651&PN=1
TONS of GREAT nasty gossip about all the women! (including Big Papa's ID! :-) )
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 3:27am.
I have vodka and cigarettes, but they count as nutrients. My food pyramid has nacho cheese for grout.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 3:25am.
thanks, TV!... now on to the more important issue at hand... who brought the drugs!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Happy Birthday, ESE, several days late.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 3:18am.
SkyB!! hi, dahlin'!
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ESE! <3
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Bah- who didnt do le drugs , you suck.
Sweet tits for www.sweetguides.ca
BusinessWOMEN Don't Do Drugs... phew!!... 'cause, i gotta admit, i did a lot of drugs throughout the time i owned a business
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:45am.
IF A CHICKEN AND A HALF CAN LAY AN EGG AND A HALF IN A DAY AND A HALF, HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE A GRASSHOPPER WITH A WOODEN LEG TO KICK ALL THE SEEDS OUT OF A DILL PICKLE?
Great! Mocking the disabled! What next, kicking puppies! I give up! :o(
Boys and girls, I have an important lesson I want you all to learn from.
Do not, under any circumstances, mix 4 bottled white russians, a sandwich, and Halloween candy.
*peeks in*
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:26am.
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Yes!! And the answer is, "About dat long". Or, "None of yer fuckin' business, now buy me a brew!"
I failed math.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:45am.
IF A CHICKEN AND A HALF CAN LAY AN EGG AND A HALF IN A DAY AND A HALF, HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE A GRASSHOPPER WITH A WOODEN LEG TO KICK ALL THE SEEDS OUT OF A DILL PICKLE?
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Newfie math?
I say it with love.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Thank you Sheeps, but I think finally getting my story out is my first step to getting over it.
And its really helping me too since I've kept it bottled up for so long.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:51am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:45am.
UM....I KNOW THIS ONE, IT'S...HARF PAST SOCK SLOTS AND TWO TIMES BOOT SLAPS!!!!!!
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With some witch eyes and ball smells thrown in for good measure. :O)
this show ought to be named the real GHETTO housewives of atlanta.
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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.
Simon Cowell on beyonce.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:51am.
Sorry I'm posting personal garbage right now
Hey, fuck that loser, lying, cheating prick and move on. You seem smart and nice and could easily find someone far better.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:45am.
UM....I KNOW THIS ONE, IT'S...HARF PAST SOCK SLOTS AND TWO TIMES BOOT SLAPS!!!!!!
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
@MTC oh don't worry I will. Sorry I'm posting personal garbage right now but its making me feel better and once I'm done with that I won't do that anymore. I promise.
But the Barbara Payton book is so far interesting to say the least....
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@ Bambam
That was awesome.
@Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:43am.
Good guess but no cigar. Its the original Seinna Miller. Her name is Barbara Payton, B-list actress and grade A whore. I'm reading her bio right now.
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Dayum. No stuffed hippo for me. I was hoping you'd review her bio actually. But am now werry intrigued about Ms Payton! Post her bio on your site so I can seek it out, yeah? She sounds like fun!
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
IF A CHICKEN AND A HALF CAN LAY AN EGG AND A HALF IN A DAY AND A HALF, HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE A GRASSHOPPER WITH A WOODEN LEG TO KICK ALL THE SEEDS OUT OF A DILL PICKLE?
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:22am.
Good guess but no cigar. Its the original Seinna Miller. Her name is Barbara Payton, B-list actress and grade A whore. I'm reading her bio right now.
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CAPS IS ALL FUN N GAMES, EVERYBODY WATCH KENNY VS SPENNY TONIGHT, AT 10 30 I BELIEVE, IT WILL BE GOOD FUN! GO FUCK YASELF!
"YA I'M A BITCH! JUST NOT YOURS!"
- Me
so... should lisa even be bothered by this? a straight up whore (KIM- who texts "big poppa" *while flicking a cigerette* to buy her an escalade) calling her (lisa) a "crack whore"- if there's no truth in it laugh it off, and it's not cool to talk about someones kids or being a mother especially if your a hooker.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
Friday, November 14, 2008
Your Mama Hears...
...from a very reliable source we'll call Ivana Snitch that Michael isn't the only Jackson with recent real estate woes.
Although we find LaToya Jackson a glorious enigma of strange, we do not normally trouble ourselves with any of the Jacksons who aren't Michael. However, according to Miss Snitch, Michael's big brother Jermaine and his third wifey Halima Rashid were recently evicted from the 4 bedroom and 5 bathroom house they had been leasing in "The Oaks" community in Calabasas. Oh dear.
But children, that's not even the juiciest part of the story. According to Miss Snitch, Mister Jermaine rather bizarrely attempted to make off with the kitchen appliances even though they belong to the landlord. What is up with these Jackson people and their constant real estate dramatics?
Anyhoo, Miss Snitch assures us, thankfully, that the matter has been resolved and the stove and etc. have been returned.
Just rumor and gossip children, rumor and gossip
good night everyone....
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:27am.
High kicking like Rockettes! Hahahaha.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Let's sing along to this little ditty, shall we?
A two-four beat please......I don't care, I don't care, I just.donnn't.care.
I don't care, I don't care, I just don't care.
I don't care, I don't care, I just don't care.
No I don't care, yes I don't care, I just.don't.care.
(Just the ladies now)
I don't care, I don't care, I just. don't. care.
(Now the men)
She don't care, she don't care, she just. don't. care.
(Now everybody)
We don't care, No we don't care, we just. don't care.
Oh, we don't care, we just don't care, we just. don't. care......
(arm in arm now, high kicking like Rockettes for the big finale)
WE DON'T CARE, WE DON'T CARE, WE JUST. DON'T CARE.
WE DON'T CARE, WE DON'T CARE, WE JUST. DON'T CARE...
THANK YEWWWW!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:20am.
Your guess is as good as ours. I been meaning to ask, is dat Francis Farmer in your avi?
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Ratherfine - is that camilla parker-bowles in your avatar?
sweetas!
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
i smell a ho beatdown on route to the way to kim and her wig! wooo!
"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
She's a crackwhore and I don't care
She's a crackwhore and I don't care
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by shandiRW on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:09pm.
Hope this isnt true. How dreadful...
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ahahaha!~ that cracks me up everytime her "celebrity hairdresser" friend says that!
"a fashion show without no fashion... how dreadful!"
his laugh is totally creepy~!
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How funny is it when Dwight says "how dreadful". That was the friggin highlight of the episode.
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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.
HAHAHAHA!!! *scissor kicks self in head, falls off chair*
So wait, is she saying she doesn't have her kids because she a business woman - like, money is more important than her sons? Is that what she's getting at? I mean, I understand having an addiction, but saying you don't do drugs because your a business woman - and then not addressing why you don't have your fucking offspring is retarded. Dumb bitch.
"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:00am.
Toilet post. Its a common bucktoothed, cousin bangin pidgeon toed loon. Yup, I'm pretty sure.
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Ah the rare Pileated Loon. Commonly found in marshes and swamplands. Known to consist on a diet of petunias and kittens. A solitary hunter with ambitious breeding habits. Its call is a plaintive 'whofuckswith you? whofuckswith youall?'
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Yes, an androgenous species. It can, however, fuck itself to produce the next generation. They are known to enjoy preying on lizards and snakes until toxic bile accumulates in their bodies. A vast outpouring of this bile is the expelled in astonishing quanitity.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
K TITS.
"YA I'M A BITCH! JUST NOT YOURS!"
- Me
Submitted by ratherfine on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:53pm.
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Every handful IS a surprise!
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Toilet post. Its a common bucktoothed, cousin bangin pidgeon toed loon. Yup, I'm pretty sure.
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Ah the rare Pileated Loon. Commonly found in marshes and swamplands. Known to consist on a diet of petunias and kittens. A solitary hunter with ambitious breeding habits. Its call is a plaintive 'whofuckswith you? whofuckswith youall?'
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
keeping my fingers crossed for Season 2 of RHOA. :)
I want a RHODallas, New Orleans, Tampa, and KANSAS CITY! =O
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(wow a little hot under the collar in here tonight yall)
hands everyone a cool soda.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:40pm.
Wellllll. That's ooooo-kay. Over-lit and I need a few Singha.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:09pm.
Hope this isnt true. How dreadful...
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ahahaha!~ that cracks me up everytime her "celebrity hairdresser" friend says that!
"a fashion show without no fashion... how dreadful!"
his laugh is totally creepy~!
Why can't they just get vibrating toilet seats and get along?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!