Businesswomen Don't Do Drugs

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:06pm.
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MMMMMMMM, two bites.

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MK is a businesswoman!

TITS actually has the avatar. So scary.

Sheeps, how about this then? :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R99PXIie6VY

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! RATHERFINE NEEDS A GODDAMN FUCKING QUAALUDE.

OFF TOPIC:

I just lost a ton of respect for Bill Maher.....DIDDY Is on his show right now.

I will edit if he tears him a new asshole.

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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"

But do businesswomen wear bras? She needs a lift.

I love her, she's gorgeous. I need a better bra too.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:32pm.

Yes, that's why I went to BKK: an international chess match. *itching*

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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:30pm.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:24pm.

Its baa-aaaacck!
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what?
where?
you've had a loon sighting?

pacific, yellow billed, or common?
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Toilet post. Its a common bucktoothed, cousin bangin pidgeon toed loon. Yup, I'm pretty sure.

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

That is the "shittiest" backdrop for a photo.
Dirt Star banquette, I'm guessing is the new look in Atlanta? That color fucks it all up.
oh oh and the fact that she is such a dumb fuck piece of tacky dried up forever 21 sales rack sadness raveling at the seams. she probably thought the caca suede back drop was "fancy" and "tasteful". what a sorry excuse for the female species.

Sheeps....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnqj31VPNoE

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:24pm.

Its baa-aaaacck!
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what?
where?
you've had a loon sighting?

pacific, yellow billed, or common?

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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin

PSL... it's full moon syndrome.

Look, Island Girl can shoot breast milk at me any day. I've seen worse in Bangkok. If the price of the milk is a few random farts, then so be it. She's just being natural.

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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)

IG, are you being trolled?

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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"

Its baa-aaaacck!

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Speaking of calling mothers names...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTECYmIZGA4

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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:19pm.
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*hangs head in shame*

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:06pm.

TITS, I went grocery shopping today and I actually fondled the Two Bites, but couldn't bring myself to do it. Then I fondled the brownies. :)
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feh, you're dead to me.

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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:50pm.

I TOLD YOU NO MUSTARD ON MY STEAKNCHEESE BITCH!!! CAN'T YOU FOLLOW DIRECTIONS YOU FART FACED NAIL CHEWING MORON FACED SAGGY TITTIED WHORE??? WHAT THE FUCK PART OF NO MUSTARD DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND??? SAGGY TITTIED CUNT LIPPED MOUSTACHE HAVING TOURETTE SYNDROMED FUCKED UP ORDER TAKING BITCH!!! FUUUUUUCK!!!!

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My mom came home from work and said someone gave her the nicest compliment today. Yea, I live at home, so?

It was really close to what bambam was sayi...HEEEEEYYYYYY!

Thanks for cheering up mum bam, she said it was the nicest thing she'd heard in a long time.

the DUDE! abides...

This was also mentioned-

November 14, 2008. MediaTakeOut.com just caught wind of a disturbing piece of information. According to the below court records, a few weeks ago a man by the name of "Greg Leakes" was evicted from the home in Sugarloaf, Georgia.

We were shocked because NeNe's husband is named Greg Leakes and they lived in Sugarloaf, Georgia during the taping of Real Housewives Of Atlanta.

This has to be some kinda mistake. Cause the NeNe we knew was buying her son $6,000 suits and stuff. She couldn't have got put out her house. Or could she?????

Hope this isnt true. How dreadful...
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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:55pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:51pm.

Small business? Do you have only Irish customers?
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Pygmies.

TITS, I went grocery shopping today and I actually fondled the Two Bites, but couldn't bring myself to do it. Then I fondled the brownies. :)

I dont know about why she doesnt have her kids, but I did read that Kim was a popular stripper named "Barbie" at the Cheetah in Atlanta until 2004.

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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.

HAHAHA!! TV, Bambam, islandgirl. You is crackin me up!!!

@bambam
A few more posts and ratherfine could be the new comingback. Just needs to mix its meds and I predict a whole lotta entertainment.

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

hey ig - brownies?

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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:51pm.

Small business? Do you have only Irish customers?

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

can someone tell my why Lisa doesnt have her other kids and her ex husband does? did she do something wrong? i need to know...anyone out there have the story??? please share

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:49pm.

She's a businesswoman? Since when does handcranking homeless dudes for a mouthful of Ripple qualify as a business?
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Ever since I got my small business loan at 42% interest. :O

I TOLD YOU NO MUSTARD ON MY STEAKNCHEESE BITCH!!! CAN'T YOU FOLLOW DIRECTIONS YOU FART FACED NAIL CHEWING MORON FACED SAGGY TITTIED WHORE??? WHAT THE FUCK PART OF NO MUSTARD DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND??? SAGGY TITTIED CUNT LIPPED MOUSTACHE HAVING TOURETTE SYNDROMED FUCKED UP ORDER TAKING BITCH!!! FUUUUUUCK!!!!

Wow. That was very cathartic. I feel so much better now. ;)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

She's a businesswoman? Since when does handcranking homeless dudes for a mouthful of Ripple qualify as a business?

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:42pm.

Yup, that's the one. That comment was directed at islandgirl 'cos she said that tourette's is a horrible thing! Nutjob.

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

TITS, that be the one. The only thing I took issue with was the 'long ass brown nipples' part. They are actually quite rosy and rather perky. Or so my mother tells me. :)

@2c - this freakizoid? or another?

Submitted by ratherfine on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:06pm.

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU SHIT STAINED BITCH! YOUR MOTHER IS A MA'FUCKIN' WHORE! AND YOUR DAD SHINES SHOES FOR A LIVIN' BITCH! TOURETTES MY ASS! BITCH, AT LEAST I DON'T GOT A MIXED MOTHER WHO WORKS AS A MA'FUCKIN MAID WITH HER LONG ASS BROWN NIPPLES! FUCKIN' FART FACE!
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:20pm.

Hahaha, all I said was that Tourette's was a horrible thing, and the loon went mental. Was that wrong? :)

I think it's head may have exploded, because it hasn't been back. Although the night is young.
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No, not wrong. Not mean or even snarky. But the response was...well what can you say?

I thought it might have been one of the dlisters having some comingback type fun, but that was WHACKO!

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

The massive beat-down is probably being saved for the season finale. Mah Boo will be the round girl in the ring wearing a thong just for MK.

"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:16pm.
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Hahaha, all I said was that Tourette's was a horrible thing, and the loon went mental. Was that wrong? :)

I think it's head may have exploded, because it hasn't been back. Although the night is young.

Friday, November 14th 2008
Businesswomen Don't Do Drugs

It looks like the beat down of the century isn't going to happen or at least it's on hold for now. Lisa Wu Hartwell of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" told Essence that she's not going to rip off Kim's wig and shove it down her throat so we don't have to hear her rhino warble anymore. Lisa said the shit went down after Kim told other bitches that Lisa is a crack whore.

Lisa says, "She said I was a crack whore and that's the reason I don't have my kids [her sons with Keith Sweat]. Not only did she lie and insult me, but she insulted my children and my integrity. I have never done drugs in my life. I am a businesswoman."

I love that. I'm going to start using that shit. When I'm asked if I'm drunk, I'll respond, "No! I've never been drunk in my life. I'm a businesswoman!" When my friend accuses me of sleeping with their man, I'll say, "Hell no! I don't do things like that. I'm a businesswoman!" It works for everything.

Lisa went on to say, "She was on the set of Demi Moore's new film "The Joneses," which costars David Duchovny and Chris Williams. and the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" cast was invited to star in as extras. I declined, but she and Sheree went. She didn't realize the people she said this to about me were friends of mine. I'm a businesswoman-an actress, writer and producer of movies-and to have her making up lies about me to people I could potentially work with one day is crazy! She said those things in front of Demi Moore."

Oh no! What will Tater Head's mom think? Don't worry, Lisa. She knows you're a businesswoman.

Lisa also denied that she ever threatened to kill Kim or that a restraining order is out against her. "The weird thing is when I spoke to Kim she said, 'Lisa, this is water under the bridge.' And then now I find out she's claiming that she fears for her life. I wonder if all of this was staged. She knows how I feel about my kids and if anyone were to insult them it would strike a nerve. Again, I didn't threaten this woman and I only made one call to her and absolutely no text messages. If I did, don't you think they would have shown it on TMZ.com?"

Kim denies calling Lisa a crack whore and she also denies filing a restraining order.

Fuck. This was all a stupid fucking publicity stunt to promote the show, right? Bamboozled again! First by John Travolta and now by Kim and her broken down welfare wig! NeNe owes me big time. She better throw a hot tub party and only invite Mah Boo and me.

And even if it is a dumb stunt, can Lisa please throw her dumb morals out the window and beat down Kim just for fun?

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:16pm.

TITS you missed the tourette loon! Classic loon... all caps and crazy as batshit. Wooop!

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:13pm.

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:11pm.

Farrah? No, I think it might have been Winona!

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:11pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:15pm.

Hohan? I thought it was Tatum O'Neil. "No, that crack was not for me...I was researching a role". Genius.
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Didn't some actress use that to explain her shoplifting?

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wide eyed winona ryder

TITS you missed the tourette loon! Classic loon... all caps and crazy as batshit. Wooop!

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:11pm.

Farrah? No, I think it might have been Winona!

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:15pm.

Hohan? I thought it was Tatum O'Neil. "No, that crack was not for me...I was researching a role". Genius.
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Didn't some actress use that to explain her shoplifting?

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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:21pm.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:16pm.
Ummm, is it just me...but I just scrolled through this post and it seems like a few people are off thier meds tonight...but thier caps lock is definitly on.
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WHAT??? I'm on my meds...Ok, I'm on someone else's meds...Ok, I'm trollin' DListed to be on someone else's meds...What? Like you whores don't do it too...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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ahahahahaha! the doc said for me not to take my meds and then drink & drive while on them, but he said nothing 'bout me taking em, drinking and then cruising D-listed while on them! ahahahahaha!

Please pray that the tea(-bag )fire in Santa Barbara die dowm tonight!

MTC, I knew youd figure it out. FUCK me...my ice maker is going out and Ive only had two damn drinks. Guess Ill shuffle to the neighbors and tell them I sprained my ankle! LOL...

"Hey! Can I borrow some ice for my 10 drinks tonite?" OHhhh Yeaaaaaaaa!

****"Just remember kids, someone else's meds are always better than your own..."****
Tigerlilly 11/14/08

Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:35pm.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:30pm.
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LOL! NO! the eyeballs hurting wasnt directed at YOU at all. Swear. I wouldnt diss yer ass, swears.
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HAHA! I know who the comment was directed towards, I just thought the 'more ways than one' might have been a little jab at me. Nothing wrong with a little jab between friends. That's what my uncle says anyway but he told me not to tell anyone about it. OOpps.

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

"and for the record I did not call her a crack whore...

I called her a crack ho!!"

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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:16pm.

Ummm, is it just me...but I just scrolled through this post and it seems like a few people are off thier meds tonight...but thier caps lock is definitly on.

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Off spellcheck, too.

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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK

Amen to that!

Tiger, I had to steal your line for my siggie... I hope you dont mind~

****"Just remember kids, someone else's meds are always better than your own..."****
Tigerlily 11/14/08

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:31pm.

yes, Tatum was indeed "researching a role". Hohan apparently was the one who borrowed someone's coke filled pants...And who hasn't? I can't tell you how many times I borrow someone else's pants only to find some sort of illicit pharmacy in them...I mean, WTF? These people and their crazy pants....not that I'm going to stop "borrowing"...What? They're nice pants...
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Seriously? Hahaha! I wonder if that ever works?

No officer, I have not been doing drugs. What? Dilated pupils? No... these are not my eyeballs, I borrowed them from a friend. And she's a businesswoman.

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:30pm.
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LOL! NO! the eyeballs hurting wasnt directed at YOU at all. Swear. I wouldnt diss yer ass, swears.
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**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:15pm.

Hohan? I thought it was Tatum O'Neil. "No, that crack was not for me...I was researching a role". Genius.

Mayhaps someone is not really crazy, just researching the role of crazy bitch #1.
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yes, Tatum was indeed "researching a role". Hohan apparently was the one who borrowed someone's coke filled pants...And who hasn't? I can't tell you how many times I borrow someone else's pants only to find some sort of illicit pharmacy in them...I mean, WTF? These people and their crazy pants....not that I'm going to stop "borrowing"...What? They're nice pants...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...