Businesswomen Don't Do Drugs
It looks like the beat down of the century isn't going to happen or at least it's on hold for now. Lisa Wu Hartwell of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" told Essence that she's not going to rip off Kim's wig and shove it down her throat so we don't have to hear her rhino warble anymore. Lisa said the shit went down after Kim told other bitches that Lisa is a crack whore.
Lisa says, "She said I was a crack whore and that's the reason I don't have my kids [her sons with Keith Sweat]. Not only did she lie and insult me, but she insulted my children and my integrity. I have never done drugs in my life. I am a businesswoman."
I love that. I'm going to start using that shit. When I'm asked if I'm drunk, I'll respond, "No! I've never been drunk in my life. I'm a businesswoman!" When my friend accuses me of sleeping with their man, I'll say, "Hell no! I don't do things like that. I'm a businesswoman!" It works for everything.
Lisa went on to say, "She was on the set of Demi Moore's new film "The Joneses," which costars David Duchovny and Chris Williams. and the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" cast was invited to star in as extras. I declined, but she and Sheree went. She didn't realize the people she said this to about me were friends of mine. I'm a businesswoman-an actress, writer and producer of movies-and to have her making up lies about me to people I could potentially work with one day is crazy! She said those things in front of Demi Moore."
Oh no! What will Tater Head's mom think? Don't worry, Lisa. She knows you're a businesswoman.
Lisa also denied that she ever threatened to kill Kim or that a restraining order is out against her. "The weird thing is when I spoke to Kim she said, 'Lisa, this is water under the bridge.' And then now I find out she's claiming that she fears for her life. I wonder if all of this was staged. She knows how I feel about my kids and if anyone were to insult them it would strike a nerve. Again, I didn't threaten this woman and I only made one call to her and absolutely no text messages. If I did, don't you think they would have shown it on TMZ.com?"
Kim denies calling Lisa a crack whore and she also denies filing a restraining order.
Fuck. This was all a stupid fucking publicity stunt to promote the show, right? Bamboozled again! First by John Travolta and now by Kim and her broken down welfare wig! NeNe owes me big time. She better throw a hot tub party and only invite Mah Boo and me.
And even if it is a dumb stunt, can Lisa please throw her dumb morals out the window and beat down Kim just for fun?
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I opened a fortune cookie and it read: If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried. And then I shouted out, "Omigawd, BondageBarbie!"
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:20pm.
Crack's the new black.
BTW, was that sore eyeballs comment partly directed at my ass? I fink I am prettiest oompa loompa in da porn kingdom! Yeh, dat's right!!
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:16pm.
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It's a full moon, right? 'Nuff said. ;)
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Yea, and the space shuttle just went up too...yea, now I'm just reaching,lol.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:19pm.
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Bwahahaha!
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:15pm.
Hohan? I thought it was Tatum O'Neil. "No, that crack was not for me...I was researching a role". Genius.
Mayhaps someone is not really crazy, just researching the role of crazy bitch #1.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Actually mine are really good, but Ill never tell;]
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Just remember kids, someone else's meds are always better than your own...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:16pm.
Ummm, is it just me...but I just scrolled through this post and it seems like a few people are off thier meds tonight...but thier caps lock is definitly on.
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WHAT??? I'm on my meds...Ok, I'm on someone else's meds...Ok, I'm trollin' DListed to be on someone else's meds...What? Like you whores don't do it too...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Kim looks like the crack whore. Big Poppa is proably some big drug dealer in the "BAD" part of town. I cant wait to see that wig get pulled off of her tranny head. I wish someone would bang on her door at 3 am, and have a camera phone. Do ppl sleep in their wigs?
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:11pm.
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Shit, the best place to do it is at a dinner party. Everyone's sitting there all dressed up and on their best behavior being polite as possible. I was kind afraid that one of them would later come up to me ask me what I charge, though.
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That's when you toss back your hair, give them the once-over and say, "Oh honey, you could even afford it..." :-D
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:16pm.
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It's a full moon, right? 'Nuff said. ;)
Ok Lisa. I understand your children cant be on the show but damn at least mention that you have them? As for Lisa, she's a major stunt whore. She knows her cooch is about up with Big Pappa so she needs the publicity and money coming in from somewhere or else they're repo that townhouse of hers. Not a mansion like those real whores do it but that town house will get repoed.
Kim flip that possum off your head and make that money girl!
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Ummm, is it just me...but I just scrolled through this post and it seems like a few people are off thier meds tonight...but thier caps lock is definitly on.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Three times.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:13pm.
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I have NO idea, but my eyeballs ache in more ways than one.
Also reported...TWICE bitch!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:11pm.
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Shit, the best place to do it is at a dinner party. Everyone's sitting there all dressed up and on their best behavior being polite as possible. I was kind afraid that one of them would later come up to me ask me what I charge, though.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
OMG, Two Cents! How could I forget the best excuse EVER! These are not my pants...No really, they are not...When was the last time you saw a tiger wear pants...not counting when I was researching a role...You see? Hohan is a genius!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
a) reported
b) the worst thing about the internet is not only can mentally ill people acees it, but that you can't jump through the screen and whip the shit out of their mentally ill asses for talking all that smack
don't get it twisted.
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
HAHAA, that's like this one girl in high school...everytime someone would ask her if she smoked weed she would respond with "no, I'm too pretty to smoke weed." Priceless.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Is there rehab for keyboard tourettes?
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:27pm.
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LMAO. For some reason that reminds me of the time I told my dad's lawyer friends that I was a prostitute when they asked me what I do for a living.
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AHAHAHAHAHA! I'm gonna do that shit now...but, I'm going to add that "Even though, I'm a prostitute, I've never had sex for money in my life. I am a business woman...." And just walk off...And if anyone asks where I'm going?
Well, duh, I'm researching a role, bitches...
Yeah, I'm figuring I'm gonna pull this fuckery at Thanksgiving when we have to go the the boyfriend's house of my MARRIED whore of a sister to have dinner with 20 strangers...
Thanks, Frito....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:27pm.
Here's my new life:
Boss: Tigerlilly, you're late...
TL: I was researching a role...
Boss: What are you talking about? Look, look at these files, they are a mess!
TL: The black kid did it...
Boss: What black kid are you talking about??? This is crazy. Are you high?
TL: I have never done drugs in my life. I am a business woman...
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HAHAHA! LOL!
Boss: You're not a businesswoman, you're a tiger!
TL: Wasn't me.
Boss: What?
TL: Who?
Boss: You're standing right in front of me and I see a tiger! That tail is a dead giveaway.
TL: These are not my pants.
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kim should know that lisa would never do crack! crack is cheap. she is too rich to ever do crack!
(also too pretty. lisa wu is bangin' yo!!)
Tourette's is a horrible thing.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:27pm.
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LMAO. For some reason that reminds me of the time I told my dad's lawyer friends that I was a prostitute when they asked me what I do for a living.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
what is wrong with you? obviously you are NOT a business woman....
Now can you turn the caps off and shut the fuck up?
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
FUCKIN SAGGY TITTI'S I CANT STOP THINKIN.. WHY IS THIS CUNT ASS TITS. I WANNA TAKE MY ASS AND FART RIGHT IN HER FUCKIN' FACE!
FAT FUCKIN CHARCOL ASS AND BIG ASS FUCKIN SAGGY TITTI'S
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 7:44pm.
I don't watch this show.
What kind of "business" is she in?
The same "business" that all the "Real Housewives" are in - having a wealthy husband/ex-husband/bf and frittering their time away.
ladies....crack is still wack!
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
first thing i thought of was from romy and michele when they try to order a businesswomen's special on their way to tuscon
www.youtube.com/jt5284
fart
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Manson rocks my socks off
Wow. This thread stinks.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE A STUPID GODDMAN WHORE YOU STUPID GODDAMN BITCH. YOU ARE ALMOST AS GROSS AS THAT BABOONED ASSED LIPED CREATURE THEY CALL JOLIE. SHE NEEDS TO BE LINED UP IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD. NASTY ASS BITCH. AND TAKE YOUR TWAT FACED PARTNER WITH YOU. FUCKIN CUNT. HAS ANYONE LOOKED AT BRAD PITT RECENTLY. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS FUCKING NAME. BRAD PITT. WITH ALL THE FUCKIN PUSSY LIPPED AND ASSHOLE LOOKS AROUND HIM. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS FUCKIN NAME. NASTY FUCKIN ASSHOLE.
Here's my new life:
Boss: Tigerlilly, you're late...
TL: I was researching a role...
Boss: What are you talking about? Look, look at these files, they are a mess!
TL: The black kid did it...
Boss: What black kid are you talking about??? This is crazy. Are you high?
TL: I have never done drugs in my life. I am a business woman...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I will not comment on this piece because I'm a businesswoman. hmmph.
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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK
Amen to that!
I think michael k is the only person who watches this show.
I meant to write full info before rather than fukk info. but the wrong way kinda works?
Who?
Um...is she, like, related to Kanye?
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Does the gay porn world do parodies?? Cause they should do Anderson Cooper 360 Cocks. It could be like 27 dresses in that he hides 360 cocks in his closet.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Well she did made the call is on TMZ....but Kim started all that shit..
First with Nene, now with Lisa...
someone needs to rip that wig out of her head....
haha...
I love how she worked the fukk info of everything into her lil rant.
glad to know that movie sets work exactly how I thought... the major stars of the movie hang on the chatter of the extras just in case someone they slightly know is mentioned. oh wait..
"No! I've never been drunk in my life. I'm a businesswoman!" hahahahaha LOVIN IT!
But seriously, if Kim said that comment in front of Demi Moore, or just say that shyt alouod to anyonoe, I would beat the silicone out of her dusty azz
I don't know, Momus---- perhaps she was a sex hooker? :)
Two shots of shot the fuck up, table Housewives of Atlanta please
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
IF YOU WATCH THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SHOW YOU ARE A MORON AND SHOULD BUY STOCK IN THE IDIOT BELOW SELLING HIS TIOLET VIBRATOR!!
Oh, my god! Add this to my list of exuses: "not my pants", "the black kid did it", "researching a role"...MARVELOUS!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Have no clue who this woman is.
I don't watch this show.
What kind of "business" is she in?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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