I Want Pictures! I Want Pictures! (UPDATE: There's A Picture!)
HoHan was making her way into the VIP Room in Paris last night when someone busted a huge white load all over her. And it wasn't jizz! It wasn't coke either! It was fucking flour. Yeah, the crap you makes pies with and shit. The flour got all over the dead furry animal laying over HoHan's greasy ass shoulders. The bitch who busted the load shouted, "Lindsay Lohan, fur hag!" Wait. Rewind. I thought the Olsen trolls already took that title?
The HBIC of Peta Europe issued this statement about the whole thing: "There is nothing remotely 'fashionable' about the torture and death of animals killed for fur. Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all."
HoHan has had worse things explode on her, so I'm sure she really didn't give a fuck. HoHan and SamRo probably thought it was a fucking coke bomb and started snorting that shit up like hungry anteaters.
The gross part of this whole story is that there aren't any pictures of this beautiful flour bukkake moment. BOO! The next time a bitch decides to drop a flour load all over HoHan, they better get pictures, video and run a live feed. I'd even buy tickets to that show.
UPDATE: Click here to see the flour rain all over HoHan. HA! Apparently the owner of the club vacuumed the flour off her ass, so she could go out and pose for the pictures below. It would've been faster if they told her the flour was really booger sugar. She would have cleaned that mess up in 10-seconds flat.
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Submitted by miso-horny on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:04am.
And video....
http://x17online.com/
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"Because she's a fur hag! She wear fur!"
Dayum! Keep it simple, stupid!
"Because she's a hag! Can't you see?!"
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I think those nasty black leggings are part of Lindsay's addict behavior. Those funky things really need an intervention.
Maybe she wears them so she doesn't flash us her skinned beaver pelt. That was even more gross. The one and only picture I had the misfortune of seeing where she posed the Beave; I swear it looked like one of those wrinkly hairless cats! and then I fainted from laughing so hard.
So, SamRo isn't a dog person. I think that psych-case practices being a dude in the mirror with the hat and cigarette. I bet she does James Dean impersonations in private.
Ooh lala.....I can't wait for the big ass cat fight between SamRo and Lindsay when Lindsay gets caught sneaking weiners!
I hope they both write a book!
Sam looks so awkward and angry in that picture. Stupid famewhore Lindsay. Those tights look bad with that dress, they just don't go together. The look on her face when she got flour dumped all over her is PRICELESS! We need a livefeed for the next flour dumping for reals!
Your face!
And video....
http://x17online.com/
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
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I hate X-17 but I like the Hohan pics of her getting floured....
http://x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/x17_xclusive_lindsay_loha...
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Why does SamRo always have that Slingblade R-tard face on? Mmmmmmm hmmmmmm.
Haha stupid twat. When will get video?
Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 1:28am.
@ tits and team valtex: stating the obvious, loves!
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I know! And it was so shockingly funny too!
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@ tits and team valtex: stating the obvious, loves!
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Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:55am.
isn't lilo used to having white stuff sprayed on her by now...
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Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:55am.
isn't lilo used to having white stuff sprayed on her by now...
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@ TV Bwahahahaha!
Do they sell XXL large bloomers at Sax?
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isn't lilo used to having white stuff sprayed on her by now...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:50am.
They weren't throwing flour on Lohan, they were throwing Cruex on SamRo, for her jock itch.
hahahahaha
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:47am.
OH-kay. I'm an XXL in bloomers....
They weren't throwing flour on Lohan, they were throwing Cruex on SamRo, for her jock itch.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:40am.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:38am.
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Crops are alright in my book. But only if cute bloomers are involved.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:39am.
The Spurs are probably up for it, but Eva Longoria - Parker may get jealous.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:38am.
I draw the line at bridle and bit. Crop, maybe. Salma and Penny's call.
@ TV
Again, spurs will help this endeavour.
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@ Sheeps
Hwat! It's enters the extra sexay territory if spurs are involved. Heh.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:33am.
Salma is merely helping Penny over the fence.
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That's not flour they doused her with, it's Hartz Mountain Flea & Tick powder.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:33am.
It's an innocent game of horsey. *drooling*
Hey Cheeps. Is that Salma mounting Penelope?
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:28am.
It ain't dat he's worried about, is it?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:27am.
Miz?
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The merkin gave you away.
*ducks behind sheeps*
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Miz?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:00am.
PETA didn't do it because of the mink, they did it because of the way she abuses her beaver.
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LMAO!!!!
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I thought Lindsay was defloured long ago?
Nice one, Miz Valtrex!
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PETA didn't do it because of the mink, they did it because of the way she abuses her beaver.
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that must have been a sight...Lohan fighting that vacuum cleaner on the ground, trying to snort up all that flour.
Can SamRo look any more uncomfortable?
I wish they had gotten to the water part after the flour!
that dyke next to her is um dyky.
Pour LiLo - all doused in a flour shower.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 10:06pm.
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Lilo has no hips, but overall, she has a knockout body. Samro has nice hips, and I wonder how she would look all femmed-out. Not holding my breath on that one.
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SamRo "femmed out" would look like your 14 y/o anti-social misfit nephew in drag...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sometimes I like a woman wearing lots of fur, other times I like her shaved--for some reason, only the extremes appeal to me. A modest, practical, 3-season trimmed fur simply leaves me reaching for the tv remote.
Lilo has no hips, but overall, she has a knockout body. Samro has nice hips, and I wonder how she would look all femmed-out. Not holding my breath on that one.
Hope I'm not missing the significant moral and social issues raised by this incident. ;)
Aw! Night, Slutty - I was just about to get entertaining, see? Have fun, tho:)(whichever thread that was...oops:)
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Ok, so missy got me into playing all these stoopit myspace games and this one is really cool...I have an avatar and, at first, I said: Fuck it - let's be a guy for a change. And then I said: No. I want to be a butch lesbian. But you can't get girl clothes if you're a guy and no one got it and everyone stared at me all the time. And so I was a guy. And then I picked up this girl. I didn't mean to, she just kept hanging around all the time. LOL! AND THEN they got new fashions! And they're kinda androgynous some... So NOW I'm SamRo:) WHAT do I tell the girl?
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Too bad the slut didn't get a bag of anthrax dumped on her head.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:32pm.
$1.99? Damn, I didn't realize the Devil's Marbles were so cheap. Does the taste create a flavor "explosion" in your mouth?
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Dee, if by "explosion" you mean tastes like a mix between aligator piss and kerosene? Then the answer is definitely, "yes." If you mean, does it drive the man crazy and I'll get a kickback for saying so, then the answer is, "It was the best wine and sex of my life."
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
they look good together.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:32pm.
$1.99? Damn, I didn't realize the Devil's Marbles were so cheap. Does the taste create a flavor "explosion" in your mouth?
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PSL! Make sure you bring your celly this time. Stealth pictures are a requirement. I'll get back to you about the duct tape and the astronaut diapers! Have a great night, doll!
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
have fun guys, I gotta run. I don't think it will be a late night, so I'm not schlepping my laptop.
later!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:20pm.
I don't know why Nitty is talking smack. She tole me Mr. Nitty likes to marinade her bits in The Devil's Marbles box wine.
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Now, that is an out and out lie, Dee. You know the Devil's Marble wine only comes in bottles. What do you want for $1.99 each?
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Nitty, I made quick eye contact with him, an dthen kept walking. I was in front of him, so I could giggle and then call the Dler pal....
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
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