I Want Pictures! I Want Pictures! (UPDATE: There's A Picture!)
HoHan was making her way into the VIP Room in Paris last night when someone busted a huge white load all over her. And it wasn't jizz! It wasn't coke either! It was fucking flour. Yeah, the crap you makes pies with and shit. The flour got all over the dead furry animal laying over HoHan's greasy ass shoulders. The bitch who busted the load shouted, "Lindsay Lohan, fur hag!" Wait. Rewind. I thought the Olsen trolls already took that title?
The HBIC of Peta Europe issued this statement about the whole thing: "There is nothing remotely 'fashionable' about the torture and death of animals killed for fur. Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all."
HoHan has had worse things explode on her, so I'm sure she really didn't give a fuck. HoHan and SamRo probably thought it was a fucking coke bomb and started snorting that shit up like hungry anteaters.
The gross part of this whole story is that there aren't any pictures of this beautiful flour bukkake moment. BOO! The next time a bitch decides to drop a flour load all over HoHan, they better get pictures, video and run a live feed. I'd even buy tickets to that show.
UPDATE: Click here to see the flour rain all over HoHan. HA! Apparently the owner of the club vacuumed the flour off her ass, so she could go out and pose for the pictures below. It would've been faster if they told her the flour was really booger sugar. She would have cleaned that mess up in 10-seconds flat.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:20pm.
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Dammit, PSL. No I did not. I have a whole plan figured out for if I ever run into one of those Scieno bastages! Drat! Foiled again. I hope you at least snatched Tommy Girl's pubes off his head?
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:10pm.
and Sluttsville was heard muttering in front of her computer: "Why all the hate. My man coats me in flower everytime he wants to have sex. Isn't this just foreplay?
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LIAR....he uses Shake-N-Bake... hoor.
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I don't know why Nitty is talking smack. She tole me Mr. Nitty likes to marinade her bits in The Devil's Marbles box wine.
hahahah Nitty.
did you guys see that I saw Travolta 45 minutes ago? I mentioned it on the Tom Selleck thread.....sorry to repeat it, I had to call a fellow Dlister to share when it happened....lol
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
PSL....when you wear that "No Fur" button, I think that you're hinting to me that it's time to wax.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:10pm.
and Sluttsville was heard muttering in front of her computer: "Why all the hate. My man coats me in flower everytime he wants to have sex. Isn't this just foreplay?
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LIAR....he uses Shake-N-Bake... hoor.
PSL, I would say welcome to the nut house, but it's more like the fish market for this thread.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
of course we have seen Lindsay wearing "No Fur" buttons, and such. It was her Cause of The Week.
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:47pm.
Tigerlily likes his meat floured? I don't know if lezzie cooch roux is very tasty.
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Meh..you taste one tuna casserole, you tasted them all.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
and Sluttsville was heard muttering in front of her computer: "Why all the hate. My man coats me in flower everytime he wants to have sex. Isn't this just foreplay?"
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:47pm.
Tigerlily likes his meat floured? I don't know if lezzie cooch roux is very tasty.
Dee and Slutty, you say Mary Kay, I say James Haven...Either way, I just know Tigerlilly was behind the master plan.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Slutty: Are you sure that was your Mary Kay friend? I didn't see any glitter in the flour.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:38pm.
Hahahaha Nits! I think it was a Mary Kay representative
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Don't bring my friends into this fiasco.
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Hahahaha Nits! I think it was a Mary Kay representative who wanted to help Lilo town down the bronzer.
D'oh! That wasn't a PeTa supporter. It was prop 8 supporter and she was throwing frankincense and myrrh on the lohan..She just saved the gold to send to the mormans.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
you know whats funny? ive seen pics of lindsay blohan with a "no fur" pin before. that was probably a phase.. and PETA would have been better off throwing water on her rather than flour!
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I have a faux fur that looks so real and it is so soft. My momma gave it to me. SO you had best believe if anyone threw anything on me I would go off and beat that bitch with a bat like I was fucking the shit out of Hugh Jackman. Trust!
NOBODY, not even this stank cunt, deserves to have anything thrown at them...unless you are willing to have shit thrown at you!
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
PETA needs to hire protesters with better aim.
If it's real fur she prolly got paid to wear it.
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The problem with some of these activists is that they are ideologues motivated more by sanctimony than by actual concern for the welfare of animals. With so many people populating the planet, even if Lindsey had been wearing faux,(which I'm sure the attackers never bothered to find out) the materials, oil, and land used in the production of said garment would still have some negative impact on animals as well as on the environment. I suppose then the most humane and logical choice, if one likes the look and feel of fur, is to buy vintage, particularly at thrift stores whose proceeds benefit charities.
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It's ironic that in its quest for immortality, religion itself may lead to our extinction.
And we're sure that's flour?
someone actually believes this bitch can afford real fur? You buggin'! The only fur Lohan has abused has been Sam's...
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Bwahahaha! Covered in white flour! Who's the coloured one *now*, firesnatch?
I guess Hohan isn't satisfied with just wearing Samro's furburger on her face.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 6:10pm.
Looks like a set-up to me.
Hohan thrives on publicity...good or bad.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I have to agree with radiosiren, who said:
My Id screams "RIGHT ON" when Lindsay gets doused with flour by PETA.
My Superego says "Try another way."
"...but the figure in question had out-Heroded Herod, and gone beyond the bounds of even the prince's indefinite decorum." -Poe
That is a great pic,her face is awesome in it but you know she laughed it off.She is too self absorbed to give a shit.
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Why did it have to be only flour, why couldn't have been Anthrax or Ricin? Why? Why?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
You know what would've been even better? If someone poured scalding hot oil all over Hohan - and her ugly dyke too. I'm melting!!
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OMG COKE BOMB she wishes...she probably was in the back tryin to snort it off her clothes...JUNKIE
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The war isn't working.
You know - the best thing about this is that LiLo is going to be SO confused! She THOUGHT she'd be hanging with the too cool for school crowd in that fur but she KNOWS that having PETA on you can suck ASS, big time. Especially if you're already unpopular. And then there's the whole issues of "not making waves" finding answers to questions that suit the public opinion at the time. She's gonna have to explain herself. And you KNOW that she never considers issues. I mean she went on TV and didn't even THINK about an appropriate way to refer to the background of her (new) President (that she's so happy to see in office). It's just one for the home team as far as I'm concerned.
In fact, I'll betcha she paid PETA to do that just to get some attention and a pity vote. Silly ho. Maybe that's why SamRo is looking so silly up there. She's just waiting....
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Yea, I have another gossipy site to turn to X-17. The pictures aren't the same pix posted on D-Listed and TMZ. Look, you can see Madge has finally allowed Lourdes to be waxed!! She even looks refreshed in these shots she softened up her roots! I also am for animal rights, but this will not make a dent, she'll wear anything, if she thinks it makes her fashionably current.Like Mary Kate, Ashley,Paris an unfortunately Posh(whom I secretly like, shhhh).
Thanks Mom, the puke stain did come out!
The overwhelming scent of fish led them to try to bread her.
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Best.Picture.Ever.
The flour thrower needs to be named Hot Slut of the Day ASAP!
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@CPG:
And just because something is culturally informed doesnt mean it is better or automatically right and superior.
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SO TRUE! You should listen to yourself more carefully.
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 4:37pm.
I never said their culture was better, right, or superior, nor did I ask you to tolerate it. I simply said that you shouldn't assume that every person in a country of more than 1 billion people -- one-sixth of the world's population -- (which is what saying "the Chinese" implies) tortures and kills animals. Blanket assumptions and statements of "fact" about an entire country, culture, or group of people are rarely accurate.
Regarding what I said about Chinese people being offended, well, would you be offended if someone said "all Americans (assuming you're American) like to torture and kill animals"? You can't pigeonhole an entire ethnicity based on the admittedly horrible, disgusting acts of a few.
You seem to pretty much be preaching to the choir here -- none of us sanction animal abuse or like the idea of innocent animals being hurt or killed. Instead of writing angry posts, why not put that energy into something productive? You seem to have a lot of causes, and yelling at people on a public message board is not going to help you garner support for any of them.
Bella,
OMG, I can believe what you wrote down there about China. It is worse than I thought. I mean I got tears in my eyes reading this. Urgh...
Look I am all for cultural identity but if your cultural identity leads to to such atrocities and to such suffering and torture (like boiling animals alive cause they taste better) I REALLY DONT GIVE A FUCK about your culture. To hell with it. culture is what we make and life styles we CHOSE to pursue. And just because something is culturally informed doesnt mean it is better or automatically right and superior. I find it outrageous that some people use this argument to justify torture of living, sentient beings. And I am sorry some chinese people are offended that people dont embrace this or "understand" it. Just think about how the animal must have felt when skinned and boiled alive.
Shit...
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Oopsie! I got stuck watching Britney impersonate her Dad! They have no personalities!
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The pics on X-17 are priceless.
Too bad the bitch that threw the flour didn't get Blowhole right in the face.
SamRo -the girl that thinks she is one of the boys in West Side Story.
ugh! as a vegan, fur hater and animal lover, i must say PETA embarasses me. they´re such terrorists and a desgrace for people, like me, who actually take this issue very seriously. there´re other ways of protesting and sending the message to people who actually wanna hear.
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Boring. Her hair looks good though.
Submitted by soul: "chin up SamRo, b proud of your monstuh."
This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
The HBIC at PETA should take a look at the atrocities going on in Darfur before opening his/her shit-caked piehole again. People commit all kinds of fuckery on EACH OTHER, and, yet, PETA thinks they're engaged in a useful (using the term loosely) activity. HEY PETA: WHY NOT exert that rage, time & money on the ethical treatment of HUMAN BEINGS? you fucking morally retarded, intellectually bankrupt idiots. Oh, that's right..because defending creatures that pathetic human beings can project their childhood pathology on without any recriminations (or HA! OPINIONS) is attention-getting and (pseudo)meaningful without all of that tiresome Thinking and stuff.
I would NEVER wear fur--but if some fuckhole threw flour on me for ANY reason (other than consentual sex) that bitch would be in serious danger.
Submitted by birdie on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:06pm.
I wonder what would happen if PETA threw something on a hardcore gangster rapper or a Russian Mafia dude or anyone that's not so harmless as a coked out actress. Now, that I would like to see.
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AHAHA! I would love to see that as well.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Why is SR posing with her? It just looks weird. One is working it and the other is shy. Lindsay looks so skinny. What is she on? She needs to check herself is she ever wants to work again. She's mental tripping.
ahaha I LOVE PETA! I wish there were pics of that bitch covered in flour...I seriously can't stand this ho.
@rosemary
fine leather does not come from animals who were slaughtered for human consumption. those animals usually have unacceptable hides due to stress, poor nutrition, etc. coach, for example, raises its steer on ranches. they are not future filet mignon. they are walking pocketbooks.
i'm not opposed to leather. just thought i'd share that info.
I just still can't get over the fact she called Barack Obama a "coloured" person. I mean, I knew bitch was ignorant, but for the love of all thats tasty, keep your stupid ignorant mouth shut! Dumb famewhore cunt. I think I have more disdain for her than I do for Paris Hilton.