I Want Pictures! I Want Pictures! (UPDATE: There's A Picture!)
HoHan was making her way into the VIP Room in Paris last night when someone busted a huge white load all over her. And it wasn't jizz! It wasn't coke either! It was fucking flour. Yeah, the crap you makes pies with and shit. The flour got all over the dead furry animal laying over HoHan's greasy ass shoulders. The bitch who busted the load shouted, "Lindsay Lohan, fur hag!" Wait. Rewind. I thought the Olsen trolls already took that title?
The HBIC of Peta Europe issued this statement about the whole thing: "There is nothing remotely 'fashionable' about the torture and death of animals killed for fur. Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all."
HoHan has had worse things explode on her, so I'm sure she really didn't give a fuck. HoHan and SamRo probably thought it was a fucking coke bomb and started snorting that shit up like hungry anteaters.
The gross part of this whole story is that there aren't any pictures of this beautiful flour bukkake moment. BOO! The next time a bitch decides to drop a flour load all over HoHan, they better get pictures, video and run a live feed. I'd even buy tickets to that show.
UPDATE: Click here to see the flour rain all over HoHan. HA! Apparently the owner of the club vacuumed the flour off her ass, so she could go out and pose for the pictures below. It would've been faster if they told her the flour was really booger sugar. She would have cleaned that mess up in 10-seconds flat.
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Mrs. K, it ain't!
With that, I'm off to buy some unsalted butter for the pate brise I'm making for pumpkin pies.
Lindsay Lohan has no idea that pate brise is pie crust.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 2:33pm.
life is not fair, Deb.
it just ain't.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Mrs. K, it's not fair I tell ya! I took six years of French! This ho doesn't know her derriere from her voulez-vous!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 2:21pm.
On topic: Why of why does Lindsay Lohan get to prance all over Paris & I don't?
It's as bad as seeing Tara Reid relaxing on some gorgeous beach every other week. WHY?
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OY! I feel your pain.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by gretchenwhit on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:23pm.
Deb, I saw that, too. Horrible.
I'm sure the Chinese don't get what all the fuss is about lead in toys over here, considering how so many of them live.
On topic: Why of why does Lindsay Lohan get to prance all over Paris & I don't?
It's as bad as seeing Tara Reid relaxing on some gorgeous beach every other week. WHY?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I can't stand Lohan, and I am all for dismantling the fur industry, but I think there are better ways of accomplishing this. And something tells me Lindsay probably just loves the attention and totally missed the point here anyway.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:55pm.
But i'm not a hypocrite when I say no to fur and yes to leather is my point.
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Now, I am not saying that you are a hypocrite, however, animal rights activists think that the idea that the use of animals by human beings — for food, clothing, entertainment, and as research subjects — is morally acceptable.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
I'm really tired of people that say you can't have leather and be against fur. I realize that farmers do malicious things to animals too, but they aren't supposed to. And I am pro animal all the way, but I do have some leather things and eat meat rarely, when i say rarely i mean rarely. But the biggest thing I have is leather that goes against me being pro animal. But at the same time, if a farmer kills the animal humanely, which they are supposed to, it's a huge difference than the way they do it for fur. I have come to doing things like buying eggs that say "animal friendly" and stuff, which you never can be sure about. I think that organic food is more likely to be animal friendly, but you never know. My thing with leather is that the animals generally were going to be killed for the food regardless and if done humanely, why not ? I don't like killing animals but if the first priority is food, and leather is left over, then i'm fine with leather. But who knows what really goes down. But i'm not a hypocrite when I say no to fur and yes to leather is my point.
X17 has pictures.
Deb, I saw that, too. Horrible.
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:19pm.
Mrs. K, it is hardly shocking that the Chinese torture and mistreat their animals, considering people don't have it much better.
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yes, it's a disgrace.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Mrs. K, it is hardly shocking that the Chinese torture and mistreat their animals, considering people don't have it much better.
I saw a piece on "60 Minutes" last week about the illegal dumping/recycling of American computer waste in Hong Kong.
People are LIVING in these toxic dumps. Breathing the incinerated plastics and poisons. They're dropping like flies from various cancers yet they stay because they'd starve back home in the country.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
chin up SamRo, b proud of your monstuh.
Radio,
How ya been?
:)
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by aquarius on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:42pm.
My Id screams "RIGHT ON" when Lindsay gets doused with flour by PETA.
My Superego says "Try another way."
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Ahahahahha, so true!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
to clarisse...
people are so evil to rabbits. I am glad you helped mckenna. :)
my spotted girl (angel) was going to be eaten! animal rescue peeps bought her... we were so lucky to get her.
she's an easter bunny. haha
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:05pm.
Bella
Oh dear God, that is some fucked up shit. A culture of cruelty.
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and an exemplary human rights record as well!!!
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
I am beyond sick to my back teeth of this failed former child star, fake lesbian and her boychick-friend, Sammy-Boy. They're both media whores and they love this shit.
Bella,
Yeah, they boil them alive and they burn the fur off while alive. They also, for some reason, think tan/yellow dogs taste better.
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Bella
Also according to this book the chinese believe that the meat is better if the animal suffers before it dies, therefore it is popular to boil animals alive there.
Oh dear God, that is some fucked up shit. A culture of cruelty.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I'm sure this has been said, but she scares me in that picture. And if she's covered in flour, I'm sure it would be worse... at least they gave up on the red food coloring.
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Sheeps
Yep.
It makes me think of so many movies where the action "hero" kills 40 people in his quest to save one person.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
NO PICTURES? Now THAT'S just plain rude.
samro ... there is only one thing to do if you want to keep your woman and you won't like it but... threesome.
btw.. x17 makes it sound like this happened IN the VIP section of wherever. so... this peta girl got into the vip section with a bag of flour? wtf did she say it was for?
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:41pm.
China is of special interest to me regarding animal welfare and conservation. I bought this book the other day Black Market - Inside the Endangered Species Trade in Asia. There´s this qoute there from a wildlife conservationist in Cambodia that likened the Chinese market to a "giant vacuum cleaner sucking out all the animals".
It´s pretty common knowledge that China has a huge part in the demise of tigers and rhinos worldwide but the fact is that there are countless of other species in danger too because of their fucking traditional chinese medicine (TCM). They used to kill a lot of bears, but to protect wild bears so-called bear farms were established, where the bears live in tiny cages and they milk the bile out of them! So fucking disgusting.
Also according to this book the chinese believe that the meat is better if the animal suffers before it dies, therefore it is popular to boil animals alive there.
forever.now,
That is McKenna.
Left to die in someone's back-yard. We found her in a pet carrier w/broken leg.
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:51pm.
there are "pro-lifers" who have done far worse than ruin someone's clothes. Like murdering doctors who performed abortions.
Exactly. If the end justifies the means, then pro-lifers are morally right in shooting abortion doctors (since, in the lifers' subjective view, abortion is immoral). That way lies anarchy.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:41pm.
RE: China
Not sticking up for animal abuse in any way, but it is a COMPLETELY different cultural issue over there. It is certainly shocking to American tourists when they see these acts, but you have to understand, there are things about our culture that are horrifying and confusing to other countries while seeming perfectly acceptable (or at least normal/typical) to us. It's like saying about Hindus, "Well, if they're all so hungry, why don't they just eat their cows?" I work with a ton of Chinese people and they get very upset when they're all lumped into the "Chinese have no regard for life" category.
Now, I totally agree that the U.S. needs to strengthen and enforce its animal welfare laws, and make them applicable to fur-farming.
Submitted by aquarius on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:42pm.
I agree with you. I would add, though, that there are "pro-lifers" who have done far worse than ruin someone's clothes. Like murdering doctors who performed abortions.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
to clarisse...
omigod!!! so cute! the bunny on the right reminds me of my spotted bunny. so sweet! :)
Submitted by aquarius on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:42pm.
My Id screams "RIGHT ON" when Lindsay gets doused with flour by PETA.
My Superego says "Try another way."
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by aquarius on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:42pm.
Exactly. I think it's hard to appreciate something until you get hands on experience. My Sophie has made me a pitbull advocate. I was always against BSL, but I just kinda shook my head and let someone else worry about it until she came into my life. I used to be big into PeTA, but the more I learned, the more disgusted I was. I really think it might have started out as a good idea, but greed is the game they play today. More attention gets them more money from the die hard supporters. If they really cared about animals, they could be doing what Best Friends does. PeTA and the HSUS have enough money to run places like that in every state. Hell, in most places around the world. But hmm. They don't. Tells me all I need to know about them.
The dirt on Lohan is she's banging a man on the side from SamRo. SamRo knows about it but is desperately clinging on to the hope that Lilo may marry her. (I feel for the girl, sucks being a lesbian chasing girls who always go back to the dick). I think the ginger one looks really pretty here I have to say - she is definitely my type, but the overall skankiness would stop me from wanting to get too near her. Poor SamRo your 15 minutes is soon to be up.
And on topic, there was a doc on recently about animals being killed for fur and some of the info in it was truly revolting. Some of them are killed ethically but others are skinned alive - totally and utterly horrifying. As much as I find PETA's publicity tactics quite annoying, their general message is sound.
PSL,
" why she doesn't look as beat up and used, as she used to"
It's the love of a good woman!
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remember several years ago when quite a few clothing labels were embarrassed when fur trim on their garments (listed on the tag as faux) proved to be real... Real DOG. all that stuff had been made in china.
Submitted by Diego on Sat, 11/15/2008:
Try working with animals hands on if you want to make a difference. Spouting off support for PeTA's idiocy on a blog is just beyond lame.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:29pm.
But it is possible to think that PETA's tactics are counterproductive AND be anti-fur (which I am). The two are not mutually exclusive.
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Great points, both of you. I am anti-fur as well, and about as pro-animal as someone can be, and I think that PETA is idiotic. Don't they understand that they are shooting themselves in the foot and garnering more support for the other side by engaging in such childish antics? They're like the pro-lifers who protest outside Planned Parenthood on Bleecker Street with huge posters of partial-birth abortions. (Except even worse, if that's possible -- at least the pro-lifers don't dare touch anyone or ruin their clothes).
However strongly you feel about a situation, it is NOT okay to assault someone or destroy personal property. Doing so just makes you look like an idiot.
I mean, this situation has gotten people feeling sorry for LiLo! Is that really what PETA wanted?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:39pm.
Oh, I'm sure they are. It'd probably bother them if they cared about the animals instead of the zillions of dollars they bring in by lying.
and yeah Bella, the US does _not_ have some of the best animal rights/protection laws. We have pretty much defected on every international treaty (from CITES to others) - even though we signed it - when it became inconvenient and was in the way of our international interests. Like with whaling: the Japanese use "scientific whaling" as an excuse to slaughter hundreds if not more each year and the US didnt do anything about it (embargo or enforcing it etc) because Japan is an important trade partner - we are not going to "ruin" that over a bunch of whales are we?
And really China...let's not even go there. my friend was there and she said in the markets there....when you order your food, they slaughter the animal right in front of you (like rabbit for example) and it is still shaking and shivering while has been skinned and waiting around for 5 minutes to be beheaded. Life means nothing in china - human or else.
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Mrs K.,
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Right back at you my lady!
forever.now,
you are right...bunnies are cute!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/maxnmckenna/2274928533/in/set-7215760350409...
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to paris sucks literally...
vitamins?
Clarisseeeeeeeeeeeee
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
I wanna see PETA's performance measurements!!!!!
My guess is that they score very low.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
I just gave my wittle black bunny several extra carrots to make up for this fuckery.
bunnies are cute! :)
gia, I know!!
how stupid does someone have to be to believe Linds is sober?
she is up AROUND THE CLOCK. You can't do that without some "help", day after day. And the fact that she is so thin now adds to the suspicion. The only thing I can't figure out is why she doesn't look as beat up and used, as she used to....I think she looks pretty lately.
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
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oh whatever, her skanky cunt can handle the flour. But it made YOU GUYS think about it and publicized the issue and that's all that matters and that is much much more than going down the bureaucratic route will ever do. You fight this on different fronts and on different levels.
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Mrs K.,
Well said...as always.
(<_>)
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Submitted by r5bales on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:19pm.
"The United States has the most humane animal laws around."
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According to wikipedia those laws don´t apply to fur farming:
"In the United States there are no federal laws governing the care, treatment, or killing of animals on fur farms. Animals raised for fur are not covered under the Animal Welfare Act nor the Humane Slaughter Act. State and local laws specific to fur farms are also nonexistent".
But then again, wikipedia isn´t completely reliable.
However, China has become the biggest fur manufacturer and they sure as hell don´t care about animal welfare over there.
The fact of the matter is that MILLIONS of cats and dogs are euthanized every year for the crime of having nowhere to go.
That is their only crime.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:06pm.
Killing furry little animals to wear them is barbaric, not to mention that it makes you look like a fucking caveman and is fugly.
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Absolutely!!!
But it is possible to think that PETA's tactics are counterproductive AND be anti-fur (which I am). The two are not mutually exclusive.
The world is not that black and white...if only it were!
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
do people out there really still believe that lindsay is straight & lost all kinds of weight the natural way? she is naturally a bit chub i think... nice dark circles samro, must be tough being awake around the clock.