I Want Pictures! I Want Pictures! (UPDATE: There's A Picture!)
HoHan was making her way into the VIP Room in Paris last night when someone busted a huge white load all over her. And it wasn't jizz! It wasn't coke either! It was fucking flour. Yeah, the crap you makes pies with and shit. The flour got all over the dead furry animal laying over HoHan's greasy ass shoulders. The bitch who busted the load shouted, "Lindsay Lohan, fur hag!" Wait. Rewind. I thought the Olsen trolls already took that title?
The HBIC of Peta Europe issued this statement about the whole thing: "There is nothing remotely 'fashionable' about the torture and death of animals killed for fur. Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all."
HoHan has had worse things explode on her, so I'm sure she really didn't give a fuck. HoHan and SamRo probably thought it was a fucking coke bomb and started snorting that shit up like hungry anteaters.
The gross part of this whole story is that there aren't any pictures of this beautiful flour bukkake moment. BOO! The next time a bitch decides to drop a flour load all over HoHan, they better get pictures, video and run a live feed. I'd even buy tickets to that show.
UPDATE: Click here to see the flour rain all over HoHan. HA! Apparently the owner of the club vacuumed the flour off her ass, so she could go out and pose for the pictures below. It would've been faster if they told her the flour was really booger sugar. She would have cleaned that mess up in 10-seconds flat.
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I wish they would have shot mayonnaise at her. She would have understood what that meant.
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
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Here is a question. How did they even know this fur is real? Before they douse people, do they ask to see the label to make sure it isn't faux? I guess the PETA people "just know".
Submitted by r5bales on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:19pm.
I agree.
Sometimes the most humane thing is to put the animal down, but PeTA doesn't even look for homes. They think the animal is better off dead that being rehomed in any situation. They don't even think pitbulls deserve to be alive and as the proud papa to a gorgeous pit I have a real problem with that. She came to me as a foster and I decided to keep her. She'd been chained in a back yard in a cage and they threw food to her, but they liked having a pit. I don't think she was ever fought, but she was surely abused.
There's a lot of false information out there and PeTA just helps support the mass slaughter of this breed and others like it. My girl lives with a variety of smaller dogs and she's never even looked sideways at one. I also have a yorkie mix and a chihuahua who is all of three pounds and they all get along like champs.
If an animal is hurt or sick or just can't be adopted for whatever reason then that's one thing, but to just put them down because some people think owning pets is cruel is dumb. I really admire Best Friends Animal Society. I loathe PeTA and the HSUS.
Actually it is a proven fact that if you remove a feral cat and euthanize it, other feral cats will move in to take advantage of the food source, so removing feral cats only temporarily solves the problem.
If you remove the animal, vaccinate and, sterilize it and then replace it in it's colony, it will deter other feral cats from moving into the area.
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the pictures show the girl who did it being led away. so it looks like she DID get arrested.
On another note, I am glad Samantha got so dressed up for the occasion.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:11pm.
That's right, go read this and think about it next time you charge to the rescue of Lindsay
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I will give you Kudos here, my dear girl!
I was just thinking - Ok NOW can we forget about justice and just be glad that this happened to LiLo!
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Its kind of cute how Sam tries to match a bit, W/ the lil dash of dark pink on her sleeping t-shirt, so she puts on her Dark Pink shoe stringed high-tops.. She's like "I'm tight!" while flipping her collar!
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I know this won't be popular, but I really don't have a problem with putting strays down when no one adopts them. Some animals are not adoptable. I have a neighbor who traps then sterilizes ferrel cats, then lets them go. They inevitably become coyote food, or end up starving to death. Which is the more humane treatment?
On the subject of fur.. They don't chase animals around with a stick. The animals are treated so they will produce the best fur possible. They are bred to keep the farm going. It is a business like any other. The United States has the most humane animal laws around. When congress passed the law that didn't allow horses to be slaughtered two things happened. People let the horses out into the desert to starve, or the horses were loaded up and taken to Mexico to be killed. Now, THERE'S humane treatment. There is nothing wrong with putting unwanted animals down if their life will be miserable.
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Submitted by birdie on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:06pm.
True! Or an Eskimo.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:06pm.
I prefer anti-cruelty in all forms. I can't stand Lohan, but this is stupid and it makes animal welfare advocates look ignorant and crazy. Most people don't even know the difference between animal rights and animal welfare. They think this is how everyone who works for animals acts and it's embarrassing. How is attacking someone ever the answer? Education is much more effective, but the truth is that most people who do this shit for PeTA don't even know the basic facts. They're so out of their minds for their 'cause' that they just act instead of thinking. Is fur bad? Yeah, I think it's terrible, but my going out and attacking someone doesn't accomplish anything beyond making me look like an asshole. There will be a large number of people who see this and feel sorry for Lohan. All this does is add strength and numbers to the other side.
What happened to the good old red paint splashing?
That's right, go read this and think about it next time you charge to the rescue of Lindsay and co to defend them against such CRUEL terrorists like PETA. Speaking of taking the legal route: well the chinese dont have much regard for their own people and human rights, good luck trying to get them have mercy with animals.
http://en.epochtimes.com/news/7-2-21/51905.html
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Well I don't know how glamorous she thinks she can be anyway, with her little skanky boy/girlfriend always in tow.
I wonder what would happen if PETA threw something on a hardcore gangster rapper or a Russian Mafia dude or anyone that's not so harmless as a coked out actress. Now, that I would like to see.
Diego,
I am not chest-thumping for PETA as an organization or dismissing other animal-help-or-rescue causes out there, or saying that one should only resort to such actions. I am just saying that THIS PARTICULAR ACT of destroying clothing that was made and acquired through such cruel ways (chasing, raising and electrocuting, what have you...) totally deserved such a reaction. Killing furry little animals to wear them is barbaric, not to mention that it makes you look like a fucking caveman and is fugly.
"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:57am.
So you're against gay marriage, but you're cool with assault? No, wait. That makes perfect sense, actually.
Book lovers, I also have a $5 off coupon when you purchase $35 in books from bookcloseouts.com:
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
PeTA always droning on about people wearing fur (and not leather; excellent point!). They try to sabotage medical research facilities and the like.
But where are they when the authorities confiscate the animals that some crazy dingbat old lady has hoarded? Were they helping the animals separated from their people during Hurricane Katrina? Are they making sure that the animals owned by the elderly are being walked and fed properly when the oldsters can't do it themselves?
They are big fat hypocrites.
CPG, as someone who is opposed to gay marriage for all kinds of reasons that make no sense, you do not get to call anyone else an asshole
Sorry, but this is just how it is.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
"torturing innocent beings for vanity is just about as low and assholish as you can go."
At this point she could be speaking of the fur animal or SamRo.
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IV! Thanks, you rock. Going to check it now. I usually order from half.com. You just gave me shivers! *MuaH*
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Nitwitty and others who like books: We talked about our need for book rehab before. I need a program for that shit! I like to visit bookcloseouts.com for stuff, and plus they have free shipping right now. They have pretty cheap scratch 'n' dents and some former bestsellers for cheap.
Clarisse: You betcha!
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
They tried to make me go to book rehab and I said
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Yes Miss Clarisse, I will! :)
No prob NitWitty
xo
Submitted by forever.now on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:57am.
you know... this is lindsay. she probably stole that coat while at a private party and very shortly (if not already) it will have waaay worse things than flour on it and she will forget she ever wore it.
hahahaha. True. Bet she can't afford anything worse than squirrel.
What I don´t understand is how the hell fur became fashionable again after it plummeted some years ago!!!
Especially because now most of it comes from China that has NO animal welfare laws regarding fur farming.
Read this article, it´s fucking disgusting
http://en.epochtimes.com/news/7-2-21/51905.html
IV,
Amazon sucked over 80 bones from me just last night...
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Well you go lobby your local politician to get anything done...good luck...i am going to buy a bucket of paint and stand in front of Saks. And by the way the pics on X17 when they dump that shit on her bony ass are hilarious. Too bad it wasnt something more corrosive. No mercy with assholes! And torturing innocent beings for vanity is just about as low and assholish as you can go.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
you know... this is lindsay. she probably stole that coat while at a private party and very shortly (if not already) it will have waaay worse things than flour on it and she will forget she ever wore it.
angry mom,
I am curious what you think of it. Let me know when you finish.
IV,
Well, your ass may not help with your size 6's, but i bet it's gotten you a few free drinks eh!
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Submitted by angry mom on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:51am.
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Hahahahaha, AM! Thanks for posting the link. The only thing better than those pics, was seeing they've got spammers over there too!
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
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http://x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/x17_xclusive_lindsay_loha...
for shits and giggles
X17 may charge MK an arm and a leg for pics so the linky is there
also I hate PETA terrorists but this is pretty fucking funny
also also Clarisse-I'm reading The Road right now for my quiz in my Fiction class...I just thought is was weird that I saw you guys talking bout it whilst I was reading it ;)
xo's for everyone
CandyPerfumeGirl,
Don't hurt yourself.
You can't think of more productive ways than the PETA attention-whoring tactics to help animals in need? You can donate money to the legions of great rescue, no kill, and humane animal shelters and organizations around the country. If you don't want to donate to the smaller organizations, you can donate to The Humane Society, which is the organization PETA should be if they weren't a bunch of raging, ignorant dickheads. You can go to your local animal shelter and help exercise the dogs, take them on walks, etc. Or just give your time in general. Even if you do a couple of hours once a month it helps. They often also welcome blankets, pillows, and other things that can help make the animals more comfortable. That's just a few easy suggestions.
I'd also suggest adopting a cat or dog, but I'd like to see you get the dosage on your meds sorted out first.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:42am.
So chasing an innocent animal, clubbing it over the head with its brain splattered all over,
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HA! Shows how much you know. They don't chase the animals, they raise them on farms in intensive confinement and then they electrocute them.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Is there some reason why SamRo is staring into the middle distance in each shot?
I dont think these people had any right to throw that flour on her, just because they have their opinions that doesn't mean other people have to have them too. They're like fur-nazis or something
Why are these people so crazy about people wearing fur but never say anything against leather? It's actually quite the same i think?
I wouldn't really call my ass convenient. Oh, I'm glad it's there when I go to sit down, because otherwise I would be sitting directly on my spinal cord, but it's unhelpful when I'm trying to wiggle into some size 6 jeans.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
And how can we take Peta all so serious when they let people like Pam Anderson and Co (hahaha CPG said Co) get involved and represent them like there is no tomorrow, and then that bitch is made of leather. and that's how she gets husbands, Beats them w/ a club over the head.. So......
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:50am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:42am.
You're taking over the world? Can I be Vice Emperor? Chamberlain?
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:42am.
You're taking over the world? Can I be Vice Emperor?
Submitted by oklahoma on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:47am.
Nitwitty! I emailed Angel_i..Boooks, Boooooks BOOOKS!! hahaaaa like Brains!! mmmm
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:42am.
Oh, dude, did they just get to you and you're high on the feel good wagon, right now? PeTA is a joke at best and fucking dangerous at worst. You do know they support people like Rod Coronado? And the ALF? You do know they would rather kill stray cats and dogs than find them new homes because they don't believe in pets? You do know they support breed specific legislation because Ingrid hates pitbulls? You do know she used to work at an animal shelter and went in early so she could kill the animals? You do know they asked Paris Hilton to speak against KFC even though we all know how she treats her dogs?
Help animals all you want. I work with rescues and try to find new homes for them. Try working with animals hands on if you want to make a difference. Spouting off support for PeTA's idiocy on a blog is just beyond lame. Unless, of course you agree with them and think that the thousands of dogs and cats they kill are better off dead than with loving families. And if that's the case? Please seek therapy.
Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:47am.
PETA really is a hard organization to defend when you hear about such protests, aren't they? Not to mention the fact they are hardly effective at actually helping animals.
Lohan really looks much better when she's on the skinny side, but I'm afraid this figure is achieved with crack-cocaine and ciggies for food.
I predict a break up with SamRo during the holidays - ohoho, I'm such a Nostradamus! - Then as Lindsay realizes no one gives a f*ck about her w/o Sam, she's going to spiral out of control and stop using it just for recreation.
Then it's back to rehab, uncle bracelets, putting on weight, trying to work out... same sh*t all over again.
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Hahhahaaa... Miss Cleo, is that you?
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Oh and CPG...You know, now that you mention it, my ass is quite convenient! And perky! Thank you for not allowing me to take my arse for granted one more minute!
Dlisted...my i present...my convenient ass!
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That is soooo uncool. LOL
Oh, and would someone, PLEASE, tell theses skanks that black, cotton tights do not, repeat, DO NOT, go with evening clothes. You wear black, cotton tights with your school-girl-plaid skirt, pleople.
Angel!
By far my FAVORITE ever! Brain become a cuntry western star!!!
NitWitty,
I'll tell you, i do not regret reading it. Really well written and it keeps you hooked through to end but it's dark.
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