I Want Pictures! I Want Pictures! (UPDATE: There's A Picture!)
HoHan was making her way into the VIP Room in Paris last night when someone busted a huge white load all over her. And it wasn't jizz! It wasn't coke either! It was fucking flour. Yeah, the crap you makes pies with and shit. The flour got all over the dead furry animal laying over HoHan's greasy ass shoulders. The bitch who busted the load shouted, "Lindsay Lohan, fur hag!" Wait. Rewind. I thought the Olsen trolls already took that title?
The HBIC of Peta Europe issued this statement about the whole thing: "There is nothing remotely 'fashionable' about the torture and death of animals killed for fur. Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all."
HoHan has had worse things explode on her, so I'm sure she really didn't give a fuck. HoHan and SamRo probably thought it was a fucking coke bomb and started snorting that shit up like hungry anteaters.
The gross part of this whole story is that there aren't any pictures of this beautiful flour bukkake moment. BOO! The next time a bitch decides to drop a flour load all over HoHan, they better get pictures, video and run a live feed. I'd even buy tickets to that show.
UPDATE: Click here to see the flour rain all over HoHan. HA! Apparently the owner of the club vacuumed the flour off her ass, so she could go out and pose for the pictures below. It would've been faster if they told her the flour was really booger sugar. She would have cleaned that mess up in 10-seconds flat.
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:41am.
It's always great when you see people who dont really move a finger for any cause
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Exactly what makes you think you know what I do or don't do for the causes I believe in? Do you have access to my tax records?
I don't want to short circuit you, but it is possible to be opposed to animal cruelty and find PETA's tactics pointless and meaningless and nonproductive.
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Nitwitty! I emailed Angel_i..Boooks, Boooooks BOOOKS!! hahaaaa like Brains!! mmmm
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
PETA really is a hard organization to defend when you hear about such protests, aren't they? Not to mention the fact they are hardly effective at actually helping animals.
Lohan really looks much better when she's on the skinny side, but I'm afraid this figure is achieved with crack-cocaine and ciggies for food.
I predict a break up with SamRo during the holidays - ohoho, I'm such a Nostradamus! - Then as Lindsay realizes no one gives a f*ck about her w/o Sam, she's going to spiral out of control and stop using it just for recreation.
Then it's back to rehab, uncle bracelets, putting on weight, trying to work out... same sh*t all over again.
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:44am.
angel_i !!!!
Do you remember the Bubba Bo Bob Brain episode???
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I don't - but I'm sure I've seen it.
I will go find!
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Clarisse! It's so odd that you brought that up, cuz it's next up after the book I'm on now. I'm very much looking forward to it tho. Did you like it?
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:41am.
It's always great when you see people who dont really move a finger for any cause and sit on their convenient asses at home, judging and putting down others who do put their freedoms and convenience at stake for a cause. I mean what do you suggest we do, go lobby the politicians about this? Do you think they care?
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angel_i !!!!
Do you remember the Bubba Bo Bob Brain episode???
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X17 has the pics of this. LMAO
So chasing an innocent animal, clubbing it over the head with its brain splattered all over, skinning it alive...torturing it so some whore can wear them is kind of understandible but GOD FORBID dumping a bit of flour on this whore lindsay and co is assault and a bad thing and needs to be condemned?
wow, you people are fucked in your heads. Sorry, but this is just how it is.
I wouldnt call dumping flour on a whore a terrorist act, contrary what the Bush administration has been making you think for the past 8 years. Sometimes direct action is the best way to go to show your discontent with something cruel. Like right now, had PETA not done this but instead left it in the hands of some dusty, old, corrupt politicians that follow the money only, we all wouldnt be sitting here discussing this issue and being AWARE OF IT.
It's always great when you see people who dont really move a finger for any cause and sit on their convenient asses at home, judging and putting down others who do put their freedoms and convenience at stake for a cause. I mean what do you suggest we do, go lobby the politicians about this? Do you think they care?
"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Okay, I say we all meet up outside of PeTa's headquarters and throw KFC extra spicy chicken wings at em. Boy, wouldn't they really learn a lesson then? Puh-leeeeeez.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:41am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:38am.
Come on, Pinky. We've got work to do;p
Dint you make a Pinky ref yesterday? Is that cartoon still on?
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It's not. But I'm starting to think about getting a "Brain" avvie. It occurred to me yesterday how much he reminds me of myself....;p
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NitWitty,
Did you read "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy??
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THANKS FOR IGNORING ME BITCHES!
Just kidding. Gotta go!
Fuck Hohan!
Have a great weekend =)
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Unfortunately PETA does more harm than good for their cause.
But you can do do good by donating to your local food bank and Secret Santa Toy Drive.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:38am.
Come on, Pinky. We've got work to do;p
Dint you make a Pinky ref yesterday? Is that cartoon still on?
@Mr. Pres: Great minds!
Come on, Pinky. We've got work to do;p
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CPG! Would you want me to go to jail for spraypainting the side of your face or clothes that you paid for, or worked hard for? That is basically th same thing you are threatening to do to someone else.. You must always thing about how you would feel if that happened to you. Let me just say.. One time at a yardsale some dumb lil fucking dog bit me, knowing I could sue the owners and win, I thought to myself "Self, if my beloved dog ever bit someone, would I want to get sued? What would I want to happend to me, my dog, would I want to chance it being put down?" NO! No is the answer.. These are things you must always think about.. Put yourself in their position, then if you think it is still ok, then who is to hold you back!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
I love it when PeTA does shit like this. Not because I agree with them, but because I used to be one of them and I finally grew a brain so the more jackassery they pull, the more they show people how truly worthless they are. I wish everyone who ends up on the receiving end of this shit would sue the fuckers. Eventually, they'd be bankrupt and that would be beautiful.
@CPG:
Wow. I kinda got a girl crush on you;p
I don't want to short-circuit you now...buy how about you think about the possibility that the stupidness that PETA gets up to does more harm than good for the cause.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:29am.
@CPG: I thought you were busy with health care.
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I thought it was hungry uneducated children
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by oklahoma on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:30am.
Just a spoon full of flour makes the Lilo go down, The LiLO go doooowwwn, the LiLo go down. Just a spoon full of anything, makes the LiLo go down, the lilo go dooowwn, Her head go down!
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Hahahaha...not in the "most delightful way" tho.
And no thanks necessary. All my family and friends get books from me for holidays and bdays. It's my thang. I love books as much as I love snarking.
Will look forward to hearing from you.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
I don't see how PETA thinks that this will help their cause. When I see them pull shit like this it makes me want to go out and order a baby seal sandwich on rye. OK, not really. But I'm sure the animals would ask PETA to STFU if they could.
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:33am.
yeah angel-i it IS possible to care about multiple causes at the same time...
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o sorry. You were too busy with it last week. Member?
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yeah angel-i it IS possible to care about multiple causes at the same time...i dont want you to short circuit there now, but try to think about that possibility.
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Nitwitty! OMG would you really?? I would be so greatful (grateful)? Yes, I am w/ contact w/ Missy.. I'll e her so when she gets it, you guys can figure something out! OMG I couldn't thank you enough!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
candy perfume girl...
there is a reason why the pea chick ran... even though she only used flour which basically just shook out.
throwing stuff on people and ruining their clothes is against the law. jail sucks. can you run really fast?
CPG is right! I'm going to Paris to do something about this! *sidetracked by pretty buildings*
Candyperfumegirl, people who do something about the causes they believe in should do it legally and without assaulting others. PETA also has questionable leadership, uses terrorist tactics (which are never ok), and are basically trying to force their point of view on others.
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Just a spoon full of flour makes the Lilo go down, The LiLO go doooowwwn, the LiLo go down. Just a spoon full of anything, makes the LiLo go down, the lilo go dooowwn, Her head go down!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Those pics are awesome! I cannot wait for the video.
I'm sorry, yeah PETA sucks and that is assault, but Hohan is use to being covered in white powder and fur animals are not fond of anal and vaginal electrocution and then getting skinned.
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Okie, if you are in contact with Missy or Angel_i via any type of email addy they can give me your contact info. I'd love to gift the books to you. Lemme know.
Apologies for the Off Topic to the rest of you :)
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
@CPG: I thought you were busy with health care.
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Just a fucking dash of flour? Couldnt they have picked a bucket of paint?
I wonder, what IS the punishment for dumping a bucket of paint on a cunt that is wearing fur or for using a can of colored spray paint on them? Can you go ot jail for it? I am thinking about doing that and i am seriously not kidding.
and by the way, why diss PETA? They are actually doing something about it rather than go to dlisted and just bitch about it anonymously in cyberspace and continue with your lives. WTF. It's not like they hurt that fucking slut Lindsay. They just dumped some harmless of flour on her slutty sick ass which in my opinion was waaaay too lenient anyway.
You guys who condmemn PETA while yourselves doing really nothing about it need to set your priorities straight for fuck's sake. Dont diss people who do something for the causes they believe in, ESPECIALLY such an important one and you all know it is important.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
good morning!
Im usually never here on saturday mornings
anyway, I knew someone had to have a camera when this happened.
They got her good! hahahahhahaha
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
I like SamRo and Hohan together...this is going to end in tears for Sam.
Madam S, I totally agree. Remember the days when women would drape an entire fox around their necks? Head, tail, paws and all? That is just insane. Like, perhaps in prehistoric times that might have been nice and warm but what is the point in modern times? I could throw my live cat around my neck and get the same benefit.
PETA loves to bully. Throwing something at someone wearing fur is physical assault. PETA would mow down a wheelchair-bound grandma to save the worm said grandma is about to roll over.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
An eye for an eye makes everyone go blind.
And fur coat for an eye, however...meh. They really could be more creative.
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Nitwitty!! I will totally stick to it! I can't wait to read the first one & find out more about Edward. The way Steph Myers uses descriptions is soo awesome. She is a good writer! But I just can't imagine the guy they cast as him in the movie being like him in the book.I do not agree! but oh well, guess that's why I only make like $300 a year.. lol
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Submitted by Mollybird on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:23am.
DListed, go to X17 and you'll get your pictures.
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Yeah, babay! They got that bitch good! LOL!
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X17 says there will be a video up on their site soon.
YES!
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People who don't lace up their sneakers or who don't use laces at all (Kfed) are a Mr Blackwell moment for me.
um... it sounds like they shook the coat a time or two and everything was aok.
now back in the day when they threw red paint on people I can see why that's a big deal.
I hate fur but peta is batshit crazy. still in this case it doesn't sound like anything bad even happened really.
Cruelty to animals SUCKS!!!!
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Submitted by Mollybird on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:23am.
DListed, go to X17 and you'll get your pictures.
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*perks up*
Really? Thanks!
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Its kind of cute how Sam tries to match a bit, W/ the lil dash of dark pink on her sleeping t-shirt, so she puts on her Dark Pink shoe stringed high-tops.. She's like "I'm tight!" while flipping her collar!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
PETA doesn't know how to do it. You need to go to all your guy friends houses and get all the expired moldy nasty food out of their frig's (and you know guys don't maintain their frig) and mix all that rotted shit up THEN throw it on Hohan.
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DListed, go to X17 and you'll get your pictures.