I Want Pictures! I Want Pictures! (UPDATE: There's A Picture!)
HoHan was making her way into the VIP Room in Paris last night when someone busted a huge white load all over her. And it wasn't jizz! It wasn't coke either! It was fucking flour. Yeah, the crap you makes pies with and shit. The flour got all over the dead furry animal laying over HoHan's greasy ass shoulders. The bitch who busted the load shouted, "Lindsay Lohan, fur hag!" Wait. Rewind. I thought the Olsen trolls already took that title?
The HBIC of Peta Europe issued this statement about the whole thing: "There is nothing remotely 'fashionable' about the torture and death of animals killed for fur. Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all."
HoHan has had worse things explode on her, so I'm sure she really didn't give a fuck. HoHan and SamRo probably thought it was a fucking coke bomb and started snorting that shit up like hungry anteaters.
The gross part of this whole story is that there aren't any pictures of this beautiful flour bukkake moment. BOO! The next time a bitch decides to drop a flour load all over HoHan, they better get pictures, video and run a live feed. I'd even buy tickets to that show.
UPDATE: Click here to see the flour rain all over HoHan. HA! Apparently the owner of the club vacuumed the flour off her ass, so she could go out and pose for the pictures below. It would've been faster if they told her the flour was really booger sugar. She would have cleaned that mess up in 10-seconds flat.
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Okies, Stick with it. It gets a lot better. I'm about a 1/3 of the way thru (and it seemed so laborious) now and imo it just got to the "I'll stick with it part."
O/T: What I don't understand is why no one has ever thrown powdered detergent on her stinky arse?
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Deb,
Yeah, from what I read, they were London a few days ago for one of Sam's whatever the fuck Sam does.
Hohan is there to support Sam. Can't you tell?
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Hohan probably thought she was sleeping. She no doubt dreams about being showered in white powder every night.
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Submitted by aquarius on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:05am.
PETA is the AngieJo of charitable organizations.
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Nitwitty.. NO one has any of the books.. they are all checked out at the library, and I'm too broke to buy them! So I'm on stand by! My sister has them all, but Its just a matter of getting them from her. she lives in diff town! I'm reading The Host, now. Hasn't started out too good. I'm bored w/ it!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
1. With Lindsay coming from a family of grotesquely, unapologetically attention-starved media whores, I can see (one reason) why she loves SamRo. SamRo ALWAYS lets Lohan have the spotlight, stands back and seems to appreciate taking the backseat to Lohan's need for acclaim instead of competing for it.
2. What the hell is up with Lohan blowing Marilyn Monroe like kisses these days? I don't think so, girlfriend.
3. I'm STILL surprised when I see advertisements for Neiman Marcus and other stores and they are advertising fur. It is just so gauche and outdated to covet a dead animal as an accessory. I just don't understand.
4. I fucking hate those PETA assholes.
to always sunny...
I recommended it to someone who likes horror movies and they liked it so I am responsible for two of 14. she should consult me in all things from now on, really.
it did have some funny moments.
And, actually - to me, this is the first time these bitches have looked straight. Maybe the cocaine is more pure in Paris.
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Who gives PETA the right to assault people. I'd haul them off to jail for assult.
OK so I am basically REALLY OVER this Lindsay Blowhan shit. Bitch doesn't have a movie coming out, she isn't promoting anything I mean the bum bitch doesn't even have a job so WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO SEE HER EVERYWHERE?!? She looks fuckin horrid like a 35 year old day shift stripper from Sayerville, NJ. Fucking gross. She is gross her fuckin fur is gross and so is her .5 assed 'dj' girlfriend. I use the term 'dj' lightly since anyone who knows anything about music and/or being a dj knows that Sam Ro is WHACK beyond WHACK. She has no skills, mixes like shit and drops the whackness. Fuck these 2 and pretty much fuck every other useless asshats Hollyweird. I want REAL actors and actresses to see and look at not some designer impostor shit.
No Sheeps trust me he is not.
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Technically, it wasn't flour. Since this is Paris, the protester whipped up a fine roux avec herbes.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:09am.
LOL! SamRo with her backpack! She looks like LiLo's manservant
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Complete w/ the servant back-hump.. I bet she eats bugs too..
Rensfield!!!! Is that Dracula's boytoy's name?? or Wenfield? whatever
Okie, ITA. You'd totally get one shot at throwing something on me. And you'd be bald in 3 seconds flat, if you weren't a sprinter on steroids....BTW, did you ever get the rest of the books?
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
I think it is against PETA's best interests to videotape such things. Because, really: it's assault. I think they, likely, avoid "creating" evidence against its members.
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What are they doing in Paris anyway? Does SamRo have a gig there?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
angel_i - ITA - I think Sam really likes her and this is either a transition thing/phase or publicity stunt for LiLo. I almost feel bad for SamRo. LiLo has Anne Heche syndrome.
As for PETA, while I do not in anyway condone the use of fur or senseless slaughter of animals, I do not condone their behavior about it either.
It's so Heather Mills.
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Submitted by Always Sunny on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:11am.
I have to know, what was the nice thing you said about that movie? That it was hilarious?
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Ha. I was thinking the exact same thing.
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wtf is up with all these gnr tshirts samro has been wearing lately? isn't there anyone around to throw flour on her for that?
I agree completely with whoever said that PETA bitch should be arrested - whoever heard of staging such a delicious moment and FAILING TO ARRANGE FOR VIDEO???? That is truly fucked. Fuck you PETA! Amateurs.
Submitted by forever.now on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:08am.
and I am one of the 14 people who said something nice about I know who killed me so she best straighten her little ass up.
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I have to know, what was the nice thing you said about that movie? That it was hilarious?
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I said good day, sir!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:08am.
Sheeps, be patient I'll finish the story soon and you'll find out where he is now ;)
OK. *jiggling impatiently* He's not anywhere near my neighborhood, is he? :)
Linds does look amped out of her little mind.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Oh yes, I'd be very pissed off if I got a new fur, even fake. And they thought it was real, and fucked it up?! OH snap.. I'd totally pull an Umbrella Britney on their face, car, cousins..whatever.. No right to fuck w/ my shit.. Where's my shank at..
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Sam is Hohan's Batboy. Just some asshole to hold her purse and coke.
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LOL! SamRo with her backpack! She looks like LiLo's manservant.
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if that fur is black rabbit this bitch is dead to me.
and I am one of the 14 people who said something nice about I know who killed me so she best straighten her little ass up.
bunnies are cute.
I'm so sick of their juvenile antics. I hate those nutjobs.
That is assault. And destruction of property. If I did that to a random person on the street, you bet your bippy I would be arrested and probably charged with something. Not that flour is so deadly or anything, but it's assault. Third degree or something, but still.
IMO, PeTa is more than welcome to hold up signs in front of fur coat stores and try to get legislation for fair treatment of animals. But actually doing anything physical to a person or their property negates whatever they have to say.
Sheeps, be patient I'll finish the story soon and you'll find out where he is now ;)
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ITA. It is not ok to assault someone. PETA does themselves, (and the poor animals), a disservice by doing this.
I wish SamRo would stand up straight. She carries herself like a 15 year-old boy.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
These photos of her in her fur were taken after she was pelted with the flour. AP says the owner helped "dust off the flour" and she stood and posed for pics after. Sounds like the story is better that what actually happened.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:03am.
I read a lot of your blog last nite. Picante! Where is that guy now--still in the USA?
I just hate PETA for taking a very worthy cause and using it to garner publicity. Most of the stuff they do is so over-the-top, nobody takes them seriously, and it actually hurts the animal rights cause. PETA is the AngieJo of charitable organizations.
A dash of flour, a pinch of salt, a speck of cinnamon, a spoonful of sugar, mix it all together and what do you have?
A bunch of dry ingredients because no one added eggs or butter.
These PETA loonies just don't know good baking. Suggest: Nigella Lawson.
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@Sheeps, I very much disagree with you. Anyone who ruins fur IMO is a hero. What they do to those animals to obtain their fur is wrong. Its torture and I can't believe people still wear fur without guilt. But that's just me *shurgs shoulders*
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Also that main picture is total bullshit! If she is there w/ Samantha, then quit acting ashamed, Look how sad she looks standing in the corner like that while Li tries to Catwalk her Cooch! *shakes head* poor thing!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
That 2nd thumbnail is totally Rated R.. Samro is totally eyefucking Lindsey.. She's ready to pounce and mate!! her fists are curled, teeth bitting lips.. Eyes marking her target!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
It's funny that Lindsay makes a real EFFORT to look nice, then SamRo, standing next to her in T-shirt and sneaks, detracts from it all.
They should arrest everyone in PETA who ruins someone's fur, prosecute them for assault, and make em pay to clean or replace the fur. It's fine to protest, but not to assault.
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Note to PETA, after dumping flour on fur coat you have to throw a bucket of water on the bitch.
Why do I have to do everything for these bitches?
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apart from the fur story: lindsay is always dressed stylish but samro has no sense for style. i like them as a couple, samro also looks cute but she should dress up imo.
Meh. flour can just be beat out of fur or a jacket/coat. That's not really making a point if you ask me! dust your self off, and get back on the horse!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
I am convinced that she dates SamRo, simply, because she makes her look good.
PS. YAY! Next - tar and feathers!
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