Sunday, November 16th 2008
There's Something Wrong With These Pictures
Matthew McConaughey is at the beach....and he's wearing a shit (typo, but it stays). How is this even possible? I would think that the sea breezes would blow that shirt right off of his body. And if that didn't happen, the seagulls would tear it off him. This shit just looks so unnatural and wrong.
If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye. Now that I've seen McConaughey wearing a shirt at the beach, anything is possible.
Below is McConaughey proving the impossible at the beach with his dog friend. I also added some pictures of Pamela Anderson wearing her signature loony bin scrubs for all the dirty snatch lovers out there.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 6:25pm.
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I love football and that was fucking AMAZING!
Thanks for the video,I usually don't watch college football.
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TOTALLY OFF TOPIC
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Beanie-Wells...
check it out- I don't sit around watching football all day, but this is amazing!
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that there above is a link to the Vanity Fair 1996 article featuring Matt.
He looked his best then, sigh, wistfull sigh...
jeebus, Pam Anderson looks rode-harder than usual, and her 'usual' is dayshift stripper after a two-week meth bender -- the HELL is up with her skin?
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JUST ONE OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BUNCH POSTING AT ALL HOURS.
eff McCoughnegeehee, that doggy's HAWT
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JUST ONE OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BUNCH POSTING AT ALL HOURS.
Matt looks good,real good and his dog is super cute.
Pam needs to go into retirement she looks so bad and she is not even recognizable as the hotness she once was.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Girlfriend needs to eat a steak or something, she looks drained. Matthew on the other hand looks all warm and salty : )
That pooch is adorable. Not so much the owner of said pooch.
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He can't compare to Hugh Jackman at the beach. That fug face was off the hook.
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Damn Pammy! It's time to retire or take some time off from drugging and partying like your 25.
oooof...pammy should never leave the house without full on makeup, special lighting and a photoshop expert...she looks beat...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Pammy needs to give it up. She is now an embarrassment to the hotness she was.
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"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
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Jeebus! He looks kinda 'spechul' in that frst pic.
I never thought Pam was good looking, what an ugly fake hag. To think she was the "sex symbol" of the 90's.
DAMN! That Pam needs a year of good sleep.
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Pammy, a good rule of thumb is not to get drunk before you go to the beach. Especially since YOU called the Pappz to let them know your taking your ridiculous fake tits for a walk. You look like you were at a bar all night, letting sailors buy you drinks with umbrellas in them (the drinks, not the sailors).
Matt McConaughey is hot, in a smells like hemp and patchouli way. I'll take it. His last name is a bitch to spell, but his nice ass makes up for it.
EDIT: Matthew has realized he should have gotten a vasectomy, or used a rubber.
He's not looking mighty chipper and smiley these days... did Levi smoke all the pot?
Can you imagine haivng "Mom" conjure up iomages of Pam? Her poor kids...
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llloookkk at the PUPPY! hes dinky!
I love the comment about Pam's "scrubs." Since I returned to grad school FT and haven't been working, I've been living in ensembles much akin to her standard wear... and lemme tell ya, my Mom is pissed about it. She's always making a snarky comment about my casual wear. I don't care, though, comfort is king.
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OMG, MK! *dies*
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:29pm.
Love his Sears catalog poses.
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OMG! I couldn't even read the post for laughing!
I go read now:)
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Pam is holding a book? Does she know how to read?
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THIS SHIT(keep the typo) IS HOT! MK I MUST DISAGREE! HE LOOKS FAB! actually too fab... borderline....
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huh? what? Show me what you got! Rub it against my thigh!!!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:32pm.
The dog is cute, looks like Falcor.
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When Bella fucks Edward...is it feel like fucking an icesickle?
Theres something sad about how Pammy ended up nowadays. Her short lived show on E! was so pathetic and self absorbed and she just eminates a sort of desperation that is just so repulsive...I dont want to end up like that when im 40.
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When Bella fucks Edward...is it like fucking an icesickle?
The dog is cute, looks like Falcor.
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We think Miss Matt is probably a pouty, pentulant supersizequeen bottom!
Clearly his dog likes him and that's enough for me.
I wonder if he'd adopt Daisy?
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Pammie really should keep those glasses on. Frightening shit.
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Matthew Heyhey looks like he has no mind anymore. Must be all the weed and bongos, his dog also looks the same. I actually think his dog is cute...in a mindless sorta way.
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Love his Sears catalog poses.