What. The. Fuck.
While most of you were spending your Sunday at church (HA!), Courtney Love was furiously posting 60 posts on her MySpace Blog. 60 posts in a matter of just a few hours. This is why doing meth while blogging is never a good idea. Actually, this is why doing meth if your name is Courtney Love isn't a good idea.
CLove accuses her housekeeper, Miriam Torres, of stealing a shit load of her precious designer clothes. She went to Style.com and posted links from fashion shows of every single piece that was allegedly taken from her with a description. Crackie Love also accuses Miriam of taking millions of dollars from her. She writes, "Miriams a cow who is into black magic and took all she could."
How many times do you think she's fallen for that Nigerian businessman scam?
I barely got through half of it, because my brains started to crave meth after reading just a few of her entries. I'm surprised everybody around CLove isn't on some kind of hardcore drug. It's the only way to deal with her insanity.
Court's mood also goes from "suicidal depression in the midst of opulence" to "Krimping."
You can read the whole thing for yourself here. It's fucked. This is what happens when OCD, meth, CLove and a MacBook collide in a bad, bad way. Somebody take the internet away from her.
VIA The London Paper
Hey Court... Coke adds life...keep on huffin
xoxox
The war isn't working.
junkie hands : scabby, bloody fingernails with a dirty cig NICE... I liked her Elizabeth Taylor faze..at least she was clean
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Nice fingernails, CLove. Manicure much?
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"If you're going to talk about this shit, then come prepared with years of research you have done, pie charts, Powerpoint presentations, etc...etc..."--MK
Miriam Torres will be filing a defamation and slander lawsuit against Courtney in 5, 4, 3, 2...
I thought that was SHITNEY!!
The ugly truth about Jon and Kate Gosselin:
http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:10pm.
Jeffro,
In a world where women are taught to yell "fire" instead of "help" if they are attacked, it is refreshing that there are still people out there that want to stop and help.
Mrs K was right. You are a mensch!
*winks at Mrs K.*
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I think you ladies are just a lil biased, but thank you. :)
It was just a blur, call it instinct or whatever...I do what I do just cuz that's my way.
What baffles me is how a person could see someone in trouble and NOT help. People have no right to bitch about society if they aren't willing to make a contribution to bettering it. (Damn, that was deep for a Monday!, LOL)
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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 12:21pm.
I love to hate her.
Is that wrong?
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Not here, Mrs. K. Here, it is o-so-right!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:10pm.
Jeffro,
In a world where women are taught to yell "fire" instead of "help"
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That's kinda funny, actually. Once when I was living in the house (as opposed to the building across the street) my bedroom window was up against the sidewalk so to speak, I was awoked THREE times in one night with cries for help.
1st time: Drunks (familiar - they're always drunk) One had fallen and the other two were helping him up yet he still cried "help".
2nd time: Drunken teenagers goofing around.
3rd time: A Drunken teenager being (politely) arrested by the police.
So, yeah - yell 'fire':)
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Jeffro,
In a world where women are taught to yell "fire" instead of "help" if they are attacked, it is refreshing that there are still people out there that want to stop and help.
Mrs K was right. You are a mensch!
*winks at Mrs K.*
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
I love to hate her.
Is that wrong?
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Thanks, aquarius. I hope that as my boy gets older, he uses what I've taught him and chooses to be a leader.
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I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you...
But you were born to rub me first.
Jeffro, that's great what you did. You definitely taught your son a life lesson. It is one thing to tell your kids the right thing to do, but entirely different to show them -- good for you. It warms my heart that in 30 years, when the spawn of C-Love, Speidi, and Brangelina are ruling the earth, there will at least be a few good people left!
Clarisse-
What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here?
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I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you...
But you were born to rub me first.
Jeffro11,
LOL. Well it's Monday morning so I let it slide.
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Submitted by DUDE on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:53am.
Someone forgot to remind CL to wash after doing the doo doo, especially if the TP breaks.
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she meant to, but a coke booger was calling and she couldn't waste time.
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I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you...
But you were born to rub me first.
Someone forgot to remind CL to wash after doing the doo doo, especially if the TP breaks.
the DUDE! abides...
Slutts, FINE. But then you have to give me back my Jessica Simpson Shoes!
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:46am.
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When you return my vintage Cheryl Tieg scarf & gloves, then all will be forgiven.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:41am.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:33am.
What do you say we take this out on the patio?
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I've got my dum-dum hat on today Clarisse, just was singing my siggy song below and picked up on the patio remark.
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I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you...
But you were born to rub me first.
Jeffro,
Well, you said it yourself, out of a miles worth of traffic, you were the only one that bothered to help. At least you are teaching your son the right thing to do.
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Slutts, I'm SORRY! HOW many times do I have to apologize? SHIT!
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"
What is that nasty finger all about?
DeeDee & PSL once stole my glamorous Jaclyn Smith coat, Kathy Lee Gifford suit, Avril Lavigne jeans, and a Martha Stewart apron; so I understand how Courtney feels about having her designer clothing stolen.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:33am.
Jeffro,
Real heros do not need capes.
What do you say we take this out on the patio?
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Aww...*blushes*...I'm no hero, I would hope that someone would do the same for my family...another few seconds and it could have been us. Although there was traffic backed up close to a mile each way, and I was the only one out there helping the firemen get the road cleared. Connor later asked why I had to stay and help, I just said it wasn't a matter of 'had to', it just needed to be done.
Patio...grab the sangria, it's noon somewhere! Or was that code for something that I'm not catching? :)
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I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you...
But you were born to rub me first.
Jeffro,
Real heros do not need capes.
What do you say we take this out on the patio?
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
salem13...
she has money because she whored out kurt's music.
www.justiceforkurt.com
Courtney sold that shit for plastic surgery money.
if the maid actually stole from her. haha.
hate this bitch.
www.justiceforkurt.com
It should've been you Courtney. And how the fuck does she have money for a housekeeper?
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:46am.
Jeffro!
Holy smokes! Where are you? The only scary weather i heard about this wknd was California. Was this near your house?!? Holy crap! Good thing you came along!
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We live in NH...and yup, close to home, within a mile. No real bad weather, just a lot of wind.
Shit there wasn't even a phone booth around for me to change into my cape, LOL
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I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you...
But you were born to rub me first.
I thought it was HoHan in that pic.
Jeez, she looks like the undead. I hope she does not have custody of her kid the way she acts. And, no, I'm not reading any of her blog. I don't want to give away six hours of my time.
She smokes too much. LOOK AT HER POINTING FINDER!
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Jeffro!
Holy smokes! Where are you? The only scary weather i heard about this wknd was California. Was this near your house?!? Holy crap! Good thing you came along!
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Her finger is all yellow stained,that is way gross and I think she is sporting a booger! Yuck,it's too early for this ugliness,I am going to lose my breakfast.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:23am.
DeeDee on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:52am.
It's too early in the morning to read Crackanese.
- She build Blogs to not read for big pills of bottles.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:14am.
Jeffro!
"pulled a couple out of a car that had been crushed by a falling pine tree" oh and some laundry!?!?! Holy shit! Everyone ok? Deeets man!
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heading home after dinner, I see headlights in the middle of the road, as we get closer we see a huge pine has come down right on the driver's side, friggin roof of the car was pushed down onto the steering wheel. Older couple, did a quick assessment and got them out of the car since we could hear more trees cracking in the wind. Cuts and bruises, and the guy got popped on the squash pretty hard, but they seemed to be okay. Helped the fire dept cut up the tree and clear it off the road afterwards and went on our way. Scared my son quite a bit with all the flashing lights, sirens, and hubub.
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I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you...
But you were born to rub me first.
damn! I thought the bitch looked bad now but looking at that video, she was hella ugly back then. Thank god for plastic surgery. Now I know where francis bean gets her looks...sheesh.
I'm sure if Kurt were still alive he would be more repulsed by her than anyone. He'd be remarried, with custody of that poor child, and a restraining order against this psycho.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:19am.
Word. That video from '87 shows her narcissism and pathological lying very well. She dated a prince, but he got boring. Yeah, ok.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
DeeDee on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:52am.
It's too early in the morning to read Crackanese.
- She build Blogs to not read for big pills of bottles.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Someone should figure out what is keeping Courtney and Wino alive. It's some good shit, whatever it is. It could have saved Anna Nicole Smith.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:15am.
Oh, she did, and Kurt wrote all of the best stuff Hole put out. Courtney's been nothing but a needy, on-the-make sociopath since day one.
Witness Courtney in 1987:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1203021600
Someone should let her know "shopping" isn't a mood. Also, mood or not she should never use the word "genius" anywhere near herself.
If she didn't kill Kurt outright, she certainly didn't help his situation. I think of lines from Nirvana songs that were obviously about Courtney.
"I wish I was like you, easily amused.
Find my nest of salt,
Everything is my fault.
I'll take all the blame,
Aqua seafoam shame,
Sunburn, freezerburn,
Choking on the ashes of her enemies...
Married
Buried"
"Nothing ever bothers her,
She just wants to love herself"
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Courtney Love = biggest waste of life on the universe. She needs to be sacrified to a volcano.
Jeffro!
"pulled a couple out of a car that had been crushed by a falling pine tree" oh and some laundry!?!?! Holy shit! Everyone ok? Deeets man!
Oh and the Darius was "Back to Then".
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
wow cholas sure love their fashions don't they?
CTH,
LOL! You hit it. I MAY be a little cranky this Monday morning.
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Buenos Dias everyone.
O/T: NO thanks MK - I had enough with the crazy bloggers....
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