What. The. Fuck.
While most of you were spending your Sunday at church (HA!), Courtney Love was furiously posting 60 posts on her MySpace Blog. 60 posts in a matter of just a few hours. This is why doing meth while blogging is never a good idea. Actually, this is why doing meth if your name is Courtney Love isn't a good idea.
CLove accuses her housekeeper, Miriam Torres, of stealing a shit load of her precious designer clothes. She went to Style.com and posted links from fashion shows of every single piece that was allegedly taken from her with a description. Crackie Love also accuses Miriam of taking millions of dollars from her. She writes, "Miriams a cow who is into black magic and took all she could."
How many times do you think she's fallen for that Nigerian businessman scam?
I barely got through half of it, because my brains started to crave meth after reading just a few of her entries. I'm surprised everybody around CLove isn't on some kind of hardcore drug. It's the only way to deal with her insanity.
Court's mood also goes from "suicidal depression in the midst of opulence" to "Krimping."
You can read the whole thing for yourself here. It's fucked. This is what happens when OCD, meth, CLove and a MacBook collide in a bad, bad way. Somebody take the internet away from her.
VIA The London Paper
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Jeffro11,
Morning! Worked all day Sat and sick in bed all day Sun...but i have a four day weekend comin up!
You?
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Usual shit...household chores, hockey practice with the kiddo, pulled a couple out of a car that had been crushed by a falling pine tree, laundry, etc.
Which Daruis CD did you order?
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I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you...
But you were born to rub me first.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:04am.
I know your siggy, it's from Red Dragon, but is your avvie from the boondock saints?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
The one thing I like about Courtney is that she just doesn't give a fuck. Ever.
Then again, most crackheads don't.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Justina,
Oh! Do you really want to know that?
Jeffro11,
Morning! Worked all day Sat and sick in bed all day Sun...but i have a four day weekend comin up!
You?
Oh! My Darius CD should be in today!
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Ugh! Fuck a crackie stain, look at those stubby Salchicha fingers!
if you dare. another look inside the deviant mind of courtney love right after kurt's death:
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/1000thcoverinterviews/6/cour...
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She has a song called "uncool".
Crap in a hat. What a loon. No wonder Kurt took his head off. Can you imagine living with that hot mess? It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
~~~Douglas Adams~~~
nice booger eating, trash sorting fingernails.
she's groossss
"stewie Griffin voice"
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
It's too early in the morning to read Crackanese.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
It is eerie how much Court-knee looks like both Madonna and Brit Brit in this photo. Maybe they were all hatched from the same crazy alien pod.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
How do you even get a finger stain like that???
Submitted by luceo on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:46am.
I really thought that was Britney at first. Sad.
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give it time...
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I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you...
But you were born to rub me first.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:44am.
Dallas,
Or the "designer" ring that is turning her finger black.
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the dirty fingernails are so hot! (BARF!)
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o/t- How was the w/end, Clarisse?
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I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you...
But you were born to rub me first.
Nasty Crack resin fingernails! Ick. I need to find a crackhead celeb to steal millions of dollars from.
I really thought that was Britney at first. Sad.
Dallas,
Or the "designer" ring that is turning her finger black.
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
This isn't the first time she's accused people of ripping her off. Obviously these clothes weren't stolen all at once, so either she was too fucked up to do anything about it, or she's making it up. Coke will make you paranoid.
I can imagine that anyone who works for Courtney is treated like shit.
Poor Frances Bean.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
some of her other "moods" while she was posting were:
who ville
pirate
I can't decide whether to comment about the nicotine stained finger or the thick mascara clad spider eyelashes. What a waste of sperm!
Is "designer clothes" a code word for drugs, because there's no way that I believe that Courtney had designer clothes for that woman to steal.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:35am.
C'mon, Courtney, you still have a month and a half to make my dead pool for the year!!!
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I think she's been dead for a while Mike, it's just the meth keeping her body animated.
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I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you...
But you were born to rub me first.
She's trying to out-crack Amy Crackhouse.
Gold spray paint on finger. Busted. Courtney dips to new low in pursuit of a quick high.
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I can't be sure, but I think my head just exploded.
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"Just because you start at the bottom, doesn't mean you can't get to the top."- My Dad
Hat by Lohan, nails by Winehouse.
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
greedy cunt!!!! who the fuck does she think she is! bitch, give me back my essentail oils
C'mon, Courtney, you still have a month and a half to make my dead pool for the year!!!
Ugh, no telling what fungus is under those nails...
It would be fitting if she she was beaten to death with a Hooked On Phonics DVD box.
"Washington Insider"..."take on my own party" ... "bipartisan"..."joe six pack"..."hockey mom"... "Maverick!"
What the heck is "krimping"?
Meth must increase your intelligence so you can make up words..
Is that how Websters came up with a whole dictionary?
dear baby jesus. look at those crack hands!
Krimping? As in her hair? I've always wanted to try that.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
BWAHAHAHAA!! What a moron. She should get sued for defamation immediately.
"Ervybody stolll mi mone!!" I hope Kurt's looking down from Heaven laughing his ass off.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!