Monday, November 17th 2008
Russell Gets A Peek
The most flexible turtle on the planet Russell Simmons played a little game of peek-a-booby with some busted Tatum O'Neal look-alike in Miami yesterday. Actually, I think he was just trying to find her titty. It doesn't look like he had any luck. Seriously, I hope that bitch got paid at least a few hundred dollars for that shit! I would've made Russell swipe my ass crack with his AMEX card if he wanted a glance at my no-titty.
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Damn, I thought Scatman Crothers was dead, apparently he's alive and well and
in Miami.
What a trashy oaf. It looks like Russell Simmons has bodyguards, and one of them has the gall to be waving back a woman who seems to want to come ashore (in the pink suit). If Simmons and his entourage are on a public beach, why -- take yourselves where the paps and "fans" don't have to see you.
nasty horz. All of them.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:25am.
Seems all the trash is converging on Miami. First the Kardassians, now this. I expect to see Tara Reid frolicking with her frankenbelly soon.
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Tara Reids not going to the beach....shes keeping her calander open because the writers strike might end any day now and she has to be free to work at a moments notice because as soon as the strike ends,every director and producer in Hollywood is going to be after her!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 12:52pm.
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angel, angel, angel_i, Tara didn't go into rehab, she can't afford to waste her money on stupid stuff that won't advance her career.
I thought that was Tara Reid.
That is all.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:25am.
Seems all the trash is converging on Miami. First the Kardassians, now this. I expect to see Tara Reid frolicking with her frankenbelly soon.
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I was hoping Tara Reid got permanently deported to Australia.
Yes, Kimora is hot. For a tranny.
I don't care how big his bank account is, any fool that tried that shit with me (on a public beach no less) would be drawing back a bloody stump.
Side note - her Frankenbelly is rather Tara-esque.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Not much worth looking at on her,flap jacks.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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The chik is pale & plain.His money can do EXPONENTIALLY better than that.I'm gonna have to say that he simply likes her company.Nuthin' wrong with that.Slummin' is cool too.Fucking hi-maintenance 10's all the time 'aint all it's advertised to be.The man is never gonna make the cover of GQ with that mug...but he's in great shape for being 50 y.o..The yoga re-worked his body into something that most guys his age would be happy with.I might add that he just recently dumped some smokin' hot swimsuit model.
Submitted by Susan2008 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 12:09pm.
Friends play an important part in our life.
So true! Check out Russell catching up with his friend's left tit.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:48am.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:43am.
give me a fucking break. She is HARDLY a "supermodel". (Most overused term in that industry!)
she is FUG. looks like a tranny, and I do not see ONE pretty thing about her.
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She reminds of Tranna I mean Tyra Banks with her Trannyness. I lot of "supermodels" start to look like men when they get old for some reason, but Kimora looks a 1000x better than Tyra, though she is overgrown and all....she still dosent look that bad.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:54am.
Mrs Gosling, it is not that I don't get into the Xmas Spirit, but certainly NOT BEFORE HALLOWEEN. It should start AFTER Thanksgiving, like it used to.
I agree not before Halloween but anytime but mid november is good for me =) I already watched me some x-mas movies over the weekend lol
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russell could use some crunches to get that gut off...i lknow he's smart and moneyed, but i feel no sexy from him...
and kimora is big, giant asian/black goddess with a fleshy neck and big mouth...what's not to love about her...
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Haha, Mrs. G, see my post below yours. I used to set it up a week after Thanksgiving and keep it up until like Valentines day, but lately I put it up around thanksgiving and take it down the week after Christmas. My parents never took theirs down! But it's not a traditional Christmas tree, so maybe they got away with it.
I would put it up later, but Thanksgiving is Late this year!
Mrs Gosling, it is not that I don't get into the Xmas Spirit, but certainly NOT BEFORE HALLOWEEN. It should start AFTER Thanksgiving, like it used to.
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Submitted by KD on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:36am.
Snowpiece: It was a nice balance of busy and relaxing! I put the tree up,
You put your tree up already!!! Ugh I love you everyone around me says its not time yet and im like it soooo is no one is into the x-mas spirit this year..everyone is trying to fight it =( I personally can't wait!...and sorry for the randomness lol
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yeah, Snow, I know it's early, but I just wanted to get it done to get it out of the way. Lets see how Rusty does alone with it all day... He's been eyeing my stuffed Frosty the Snowman that sitting under it all weekend.
On topic: that chic looks like a mix of Blake Lively and Juliet, from Lost.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:43am.
give me a fucking break. She is HARDLY a "supermodel". (Most overused term in that industry!)
she is FUG. looks like a tranny, and I do not see ONE pretty thing about her.
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"
foosrock, I hear ya. Money talks.
I was thinking of a bit on The Daily Show after the election. The black cast members of Daily Show and Colbert Report were taking over the shows. Just trying to be a tad facetious.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:21am.
Kimora is GROSS. That NECK of hers! ICK!
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Come on! Now youre just spliting hairs. Everyone has SOME imperfection, but it dosent mean that they're not beautiful. Kimora didnt become a super model by accident....she's definately stunning.....amillion times better than the whores he hangs out with now.
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KD: the tree! good for you!
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Snowpiece: It was a nice balance of busy and relaxing! I put the tree up, cleaned the house, etc and watched at least 3 movies (on DVD). Even did some reading!
KD: productive, thanks for asking, how was yours?
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Hi, Snow! how was your weekend?
The picture of him doing the bow pose kind of make me uncomfortable.
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:22am.
Haahaa...Nipsey Russell...haaahaaa...
LMAO C!
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Oh man the bridge is amazing. I used to do it all the time when I was little. Now I'm fat and would probably break haha.
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Loozer (11:10), are you serious? Then why the hell did I vote for the guy?! I thought a vote for Obama was a vote for the right to fondle white women in public! I am outraged! I plan to write to his campaign manager-- just as soon as I'm done waxing lyrical about Kim Kardashian's figure...
Seems all the trash is converging on Miami. First the Kardassians, now this. I expect to see Tara Reid frolicking with her frankenbelly soon.
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Russell isn't fooling anyone, we all know he likes the young Asian peen. Lots of gay guys like to touch/play with titties but it doesnt mean it gets them sexually aroused.
If he didn't have money, she wouldn't have allowed that (ie, assuming she's random). Sometimes I'm more ashamed of women than these horribly ugly old men!!!.
...and loozer, white women have been allowing black men (if they have money!) to do more than play with their breasts, even before your new Prez elect, so suck it up!
Haahaa...Nipsey Russell...haaahaaa...
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Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
Kimora is GROSS. That NECK of hers! ICK!
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"
She just happens to be mammerally challenged, like many women. Watch it, though, some of us can be sensitive about it.
Am I crazy, or Russell kind of hot? It must be his wallet talking...
hmmm....kinda odd no? o well
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Alrighty then.
Omar,
I think the majority of people find Kimora nothng more than a XXL fug mess.
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Hahahaha WTF??? Why is she just letting him pull her bikinin top like that and laughing it off?? And dam hes flexible whish I could do that =T
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"swipe my ass crack with his AMEX card"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Russell is such a cheeseball.
We all find enlightenment in different places.
As flacid as I think this guy is, I'd still rather look at his mug then Kremora's.
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I always let men pull my bikini top open at the beach...what's wrong?
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"
word to the mutha, just because Obama was elected president does not mean black men have free reign to play with white women's breasts in public.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
I always thought he was gay! Guess not! My gaydar sucks! er.
OK, Russell, you're flexible. But you're still a tool.
A bendy turtle with a speech impediment...he's lucky he's rich otherwise he'd never get laid.
Busted, yeah; but at least she doesn't look like a tranny-- like his ex-wife! Does anyone else find Kimora Lee incredibly unattractive and obnoxious?