Morning Wood

Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:31pm.

Miley Cirus you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature.

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For reals, why is SHE Michael's "morning wood"?
Gross.

Dead wood.

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Dove gli scoiattoli sono masticare questa testa della noce via?

Where are the squirrels to chew this nut's head off?--Auntie Mame

kelly osbournes bf is one hot piece of british arse.

Man, Miley Cypress has ugly, ugly teeth. She should just keep that mouth shut.

http://millionaireloveclub.zoomshare.com/
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

site.

Miley Cirus you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature.

I saw Alvin and the Chipmunks with whatw his oh yeah Jason Lee and they turned alvin and the gang into little boy band freaks and i was so stoned i cried my eyes out at the thought of my childhood memories just ruined!

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Miley told us if anything ever happened to her then we should let her fans know first before the public.
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Um...how about her friends and family. Don't they get a nod or something?

Anywhore! She's not dead. O well.

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It's Britney, Bitch!<

Submitted by slappyou on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 12:38pm.
Miley Cyrus is hideous
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I have never been a violent person, the opposite in fact, but each time I see her vile face I want to punch it. HARD.

Miley Cyrus is hideous

Tori Spelling or Heidi Montag?

A Horse is a Horse, of course of course

A Hag is a Hag, Montag Montag

Hmm.. can't think of any good horsey rhymes that go with Tori or Spelling

Miley Cyrus is scary looking and she already has more wrinkles than me,she needs to stop partying so much.
Kelley Osbourne only gets these hotties because she is rich,if her daddy wasn't Ozzy I doubt she could land a decent lay.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

Miley's not giving head?

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 12:17pm.
"Quantum of Solange" is that about Beyonce's sister?

hahahahahhahahaah that's what I am calling it from now on.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

she's not dead? fuck

Submitted by JosetteDeshoulières on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 12:24pm.
WHORE MONGERS! NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF WHORE MONGERS!!!!!!!!!

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That schtick is taken.
Sorry.

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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

WHORE MONGERS! NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF WHORE MONGERS!!!!!!!!!

Is it just me, or is there something about Miley Cyrus lately that just doesn't look clean? She's got that Britney/Wino look about her where even though I'm sure she just took a shower, she still looks dirty.

*yawn*

Next.

How in the world does Kelly Osbourne keep scoring mega hotties? Kevin Zegers anyone? And I don't think this current character is her 1st male model? What the fuck? She must have a magic vagina cause I don't think it's her winning personality.

Tori Spelling or Heidi Montag?

NEITHER!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

"Quantum of Solange" is that about Beyonce's sister?

you cannot pay me to watch the shit on TV these days.
"Dragging walker across the room, pulling out Depend wegdie"

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

This Morning Wood is chock FULL of irritating, talentless, annoying twats.

Miley Cyrus, the entire cast of "The Hills", Tori Spelling, Heidi Montag, and finally that giant moon-headed spoiled brat Kelly Osbourne.

Jeff, I do believe loozer was quoting The Soup. And I am NOT going to make fun of a teenager's teeth. I was in braces for six years, so I can say nothing. Plus, her teeth look like my little sister's teeth.

I thought Miley was cute and funny and her show was good (even though it was for kiddies but whatev dont judge me lol) ..I just think it was over exposure...it must be hard to have all that attention on you, im sure you get addicted to it after a while and thats why she acts out all the time..plus her parents pushed her into it

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I love him ♥

Her teeth look like they are Moshing in her mouth. Or fighting for their spots.

She looks like a white version of Michelle Obama. Like she's gonna rip your jugular out with her massive choppers.

And the entire cast of The Hills needs to be gathered in one place, feted like the stars they aren't... and nuked out of existance.

Tori Spelling or Heidi Montag?

Twit or twat?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by loozer on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:50am.
It's Miley!!
It's still a felony!
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So is her dating that 20 year old guy, but nobody seems to mind that.

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I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you...
But you were born to rub me first.

It's Miley!!
It's still a felony!

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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:45am.
I don't know why, but I just detest Miley Cyrus. That she can't sing is a given, but that's not why she bugs the crap out of me.
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Because she is everywhere, I don't watch the show, but I see her image 10-15 times a day. She is on flashlights, umbrellas, pajamas, flashlights; hell, I saw her picture on boxes of raisins and dried apples slices in Target. I am waiting for Trojan to come out with a line of Miley condoms...for the kids that say they don't have sex, but we all know that they do.

a face only Daddy can love.

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I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you...
But you were born to rub me first.

Miley Cyrus = butt.fucking.ugly

I think MK and posh have the same haircut!

I don't know why, but I just detest Miley Cyrus. That she can't sing is a given, but that's not why she bugs the crap out of me.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

I don't wish Miley was dead, but I wish she'd go away forever.

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I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you...
But you were born to rub me first.

http://millionaireloveclub.zoomshare.com/
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

site.

I forget where I read it but somebody said that The Hills girls where a poster child for the Bush years. The raise of the tenny booper, tube tops, bratz dolls, vapid famous for nothing celebs, ect. But, with the cancelation of TRL its a good start.

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You're allowed to have opinions and beliefs, as long as its their opinions and beliefs.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:33am.
How fucking STUPID is the "youth" of today?

PSL: just look at their idol: see picture above!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:36am.

Important stuff. He just wanted to have the facts right.

My BF has been playing the Quantum of Solace game on Xbox 360. He thinks it's really good.

SHEEPS!
You almost made me snort my Diet Coke! Someone was VERY offended by the Romeo vs. Cruz matter. LMAO!

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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.

HaS ANyone seen Debbie Montenopolous (the old view co-host) on the E! News show? Shit is the stupidest most vapid superficial feces by FAR thats on tv. Im glad the dumb whore found the diverorce oout over the internet....its the least she deserves for spreading her asinity around to the rest of us.

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When Bella fucks Edward...is it like fucking an icesickle?

I saw Quantum of solace this weekend, it was pretty good not as good as Casino Royal. Maybe its cuz it didn't have enough shirtless Danial coming out of the water :/

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You're allowed to have opinions and beliefs, as long as its their opinions and beliefs.

That's Romeo, dammit!

ANOTHER season of "The Hills"? How fucking STUPID is the "youth" of today? I want to smack anyone who watches this shit upside the head.

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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"