Lipstick Jungle: The #1 Show In Brooke Shields' Head
Obviously Brooke Shields hasn't received her "I'm Sowwy" Vermont Teddy Bear from ABC for canceling her show "Lipstick Jungle," because she still believes they haven't been flushed down the toilet just yet.
At some event in NYC last night, Brooke told UsWeekly, "They thought that because My Own Worst Enemy has been shut down that the same thing had happened to us, and it's not true. They're not breaking down the sets. We’re still working. We still have more to do, so it's erroneously presented that we’ve been canceled, thank God. Our bosses are saying, 'You’re not canceled, don’t worry. We’re just trying to figure out how to make this make sense.'"
Brooke downed a jumbo delusiontini and went on to say, "I mean, we're basically No. 1 if you look at DVR. And you look at all that. So the public is watching it. They just need to figure out how to reconcile advertisers' money because the advertisers don't want you fast forwarding commercials."
Brooke is going to be one of those bitches who despite being unemployed is still going to get up in the morning, shower, dress, go to work and sit in front of her closed down studio all day long. She'll sit there all perky-like, texting her friends with, "I'm sooo busy at work. Miss u!"
And I'm going be one of those crazy bitches who will always believe that "Lipstick Jungle" is canceled. When their 100th episode airs, I'll still be screaming, "That a mirage you're watching! That show got canned years ago!"
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pretty baby was her best work
that and the calvin ad with ciggies in her ears
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The war isn't working.
OMG she so crazeee... um they are shooting out the season Brooke dear...and then you are done...that is how it works..they are fulfilling your contract. D U H
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by Andraya on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:25pm.
So make up your mind.
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I won't and you can't make me!
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Y'all be hypocrites to hate on Brooke because you also hate on Britney, Hohan, Paris and whomever else is similar. You hate on Brooke who is a good and clean person and a college graduate, and you hate on the Hollywood scum for being addicts and scum. So make up your mind.
Brooke is one of a very few child actors who never took drugs, never slept with anyone and actually went to college and earned her degree in a difficult major such as Romance Languages. She actually kept a level head in all that Hollywood bullshit and was actually chaste when she said so, unlike the trashy liars of today who say they're clean and virgins when they are addicts and whores. She is a great role model for any young person or anyone else. She's not a bad actress either, just hasn't gotten the best material because she's such a looker.
I actually love Lipstick Jungle not only because I'm a fan of hers, but Kim Raver is hot as is the guy who plays her boyfriend. Lindsay Price is cute and does a good job on the show and for those of you who are fans of the John Hughes 80s flicks, Andrew McCarthy is also on the show and looks terrific.
That being said, I'd probably hit most of you anyway. Y'all are hot sluts.
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Hey, it may be alive still....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/17/lipstick-jungle-not-cance_n_144455.html'
Brooke Shields is working?
Get the fuck out.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
I like the show....I hope delusional Brooke is correct. I never watch it live and if it wasn't for DVR, I'd have never seen the thing but I like it. I do.
Friends play an important part in our life. I find many nice friends at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. They are honest and humorous. It is a nice site. Hope you can find more wealthy friends there.
And oh yeh - all her movies suck donkey dick but the worst has got to be Blue Lagoon, which has a sick kind of fucked-up quality. And I agree completely with whoever said they don't ever wanna see that blond kid again. That was one disgusting kid in a disgusting movie.
And after working with Louis Malle ... poor Brookie. OMG. There she is again selling German cars. Fucking stupid whore!
Memo to Brooke Shields ~
next time, attend the staff meeting so you'll know what's going on.
I was just about to feel some sympathy for Brooke Shields - after all, she can't help growing from a child beauty into a horse, it's genetic - when that goddam toothpaste commercial came on. Whore. Needed that money did ya whore? Or just wanted to let the devil fuck you in the ass? Which is it? Stupid whore.
Loozer!
Oh i loved Cemetary Man too! Thanks for heads up on The Granny! It's going on the queue!
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Clarisse,
Freaked does have a certian campy charm. Some other 'so bad that they are good' movies are
The Granny with Stella Stevens and Cemetary Man with Rupert Everett.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109592/
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
They're still advertising new episodes, so until it's yanked off the air - like the Ex-List - then I'll still have faith it's still on.
Even though the show shows the bad side of women, like the constant complaining, etc., etc., I still watch it.
What I need to watch tonight is that shitty lifetime movie, "The Two Mr. Kissles". I have a think for The Stamos, it's in my blood to sit through it and watch it.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Maybe you guys are right.
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
Can you haer me now?
I mean thats a fucking John Mayer song right there man.
Time Warner is royaly screwing with us and wont credit my as or send a tech to fix that shit!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:53pm.
LOLO!!
NO!!! Stay far far away from Verizon!!
Seriously Lo, do you really want that huge crowd of annoying people and that one dude following you everywhere?
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ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:52pm.
"Delusiontini"! I'd like mine shaken, not stirred!
- A plate of Denialinguini too.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LOLO!!
NO!!! Stay far far away from Verizon!!
Looser,
OMG! I am completely warped but i love Freaks!!!
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:47pm.
as big a movie buff as I am, I have the pleasure of being able to say that I haven't sat thru any of her movies.
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Ditto. Whew!
LMAO Lo
and Brookie, my DVR is filled with shit I will probably never get around to watching, like this year's entire season of Prison Break and The Real Housewives of Atlanta....Lipstick Jungle Fever is NOT in my list
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GAWD
My sister had the Endless Love soundtrack and she blasted it til I was ready to pull my own ears of and shove them up her ass....
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Does anyho use Verizon internet and cellular services? Will they make me do the murder?
Time Warner makes me do the murder and im tired of bein' such a slaya'
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:47pm.
You said "erect." Heh heh!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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"Delusiontini"! I'd like mine shaken, not stirred!
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Oh, good one C-word!
I had blocked that one from my memory.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Snow I cant stand people hanging onto me unless they are my eight year old who just wants to be breastfed you know? LOL!!!!
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Blue Lagoon has to be her worst.
loozer on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:42pm
I only know Endless Love and Blue Lagoon.
And those were like porn for tweens.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
loozer : well, I see she played Miley's Mom on Hannah Montannah....
Lolo times! I know, I'd be like gethefuckoffme, I have a hard enough time holding myself erect. they're like those people on the subway who have nowhere to hold on so they expect YOU to hold them up!
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as big a movie buff as I am, I have the pleasure of being able to say that I haven't sat thru any of her movies.
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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"
It was NBC who was smart enough to cancel this wreck
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:42pm.
Time for a Dlisted poll!
What is the worst Brooke Shields movie?
Backstreet Dreams
Blue Lagoon
Brenda Starr
Endless Love
Freaked
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109838/
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I'd like to nominate "Sahara"....I remember that as being so incredibly awful, it made Blue Lagoon look Oscar-worthy.
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Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
Loozer i choose all of the above and dont never let me see that damn blonde kid from blue lagoon again he creeps my ass out LOL
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Time for a Dlisted poll!
What is the worst Brooke Shields movie?
Backstreet Dreams
Blue Lagoon
Brenda Starr
Endless Love
Freaked
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109838/
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
one more thing
if my friends were all leaning on me like this I would tell those bitches to get the fuck off of me and go take a nap.
Lazy twatts.
people all touching you and shit. Go home!
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Submitted by aquarius on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:26pm.
Thanks for the information!
aquarius,
You mean the ziplock recipes, brita faucets and trips to subway?
I only watch for Bob Harper anyway!
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aquarius : I just read an article about it last week, it's becoming big business, or bigger business...
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The DVR thing kind of worries me though, you know once they figure out that nobody who watches certain shows sees the commercials, there is going to be RAMPANT product placement in everything. It's already pretty bad in shows like the Biggest Loser (which is sooooo long and boring that I trim it to about 35 minutes with DVR). Those advertisers have to get at us somehow!
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can't she just shut up and go model some mom jeans?
Submitted by gretchenwhit on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:22pm.
From http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20070601-nielsen-ratings-drop-nonex...
"A portion of a new study by Nielsen Media Research from 1,750 homes with DVRs shows that while TV networks have observed that the number of people watching shows have gone down, those numbers jump back up when time-shifted DVR viewing is accounted for."
So apparently it works like the other Nielsen ratings, they're just tracking 1,750 people with DVRs and extrapolating the results to the general population. It is my life's dream to be a Nielsen participant!
Oh I'm so sure her "producers" can keep people from fast-forwarding through commercials. Give me a break!
_Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:23pm.
Oh you know me, i beat people up in the bushes.
No no no i meant i must be beating around the bush?
Im beating people off in the bushes.
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Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:21pm.
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LoLo are you trying to tell us that you do or don't like the show....I'm not sure because you are playing all coy and vague.
NYC is not a fucking jungle of any type.
Its god damn Disney.
Disney as in filled with butt ugly tramp juniors who cant tell their ass from their elbow.
The show should have been called shit flavored chapstick.
Ive had more entertaining moments with the paper dolls i made at work the other week.
Im tired of looking at that shock therapy victim Brooke and these other two manilla paper plane janes.
Get these stupid whores a rhinestone hemroid pillow and the fuck out of my face.
NYC: STOP FUCKING MOVING HERE.
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the best thing about that show pants down is robert buckley...
I watched this for like 5 minutes once. *YAWN*. What the hell is it about anyway?
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
I guess I am naive, but how do they track who records what shows on DVRs? I suppose I could research it, but I am too lazy.
Now them pups are showing us what puppyhood is about!!! RIP IT UP KIDS!!!
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