Lipstick Jungle: The #1 Show In Brooke Shields' Head
Obviously Brooke Shields hasn't received her "I'm Sowwy" Vermont Teddy Bear from ABC for canceling her show "Lipstick Jungle," because she still believes they haven't been flushed down the toilet just yet.
At some event in NYC last night, Brooke told UsWeekly, "They thought that because My Own Worst Enemy has been shut down that the same thing had happened to us, and it's not true. They're not breaking down the sets. We’re still working. We still have more to do, so it's erroneously presented that we’ve been canceled, thank God. Our bosses are saying, 'You’re not canceled, don’t worry. We’re just trying to figure out how to make this make sense.'"
Brooke downed a jumbo delusiontini and went on to say, "I mean, we're basically No. 1 if you look at DVR. And you look at all that. So the public is watching it. They just need to figure out how to reconcile advertisers' money because the advertisers don't want you fast forwarding commercials."
Brooke is going to be one of those bitches who despite being unemployed is still going to get up in the morning, shower, dress, go to work and sit in front of her closed down studio all day long. She'll sit there all perky-like, texting her friends with, "I'm sooo busy at work. Miss u!"
And I'm going be one of those crazy bitches who will always believe that "Lipstick Jungle" is canceled. When their 100th episode airs, I'll still be screaming, "That a mirage you're watching! That show got canned years ago!"
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Horrible, HORRIBLE actress!
I must come clean -- the only commercial we don't breeze by is "Four Christmases." I think it looks funny.
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Well hopefully she'll have time now to do that sequel to "The Blue Lagoon".
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Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:12pm.
yes, girl on girl action = high ratings
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
PUPPY~O~RAMA!
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The puppies are playing, and licking things they shouldn't be licking. I've got to grab a sandwich and watch....later folks.
She probably believes that people are actually having babies for German engineering too
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:11pm.
You do? Now I'm depressed: I couldn't get in.
I GUARANTEE if the characters of Lipstick Jungle had been lipstick lesbians it wouldn't have been canceled.
I really liked this show...i just never got to watch it because I never have the time lol which is probably the same reason ratings are so low its because people are out there doing shit other than just sitting around and catching shows that are on once week
on a side I am so hungry and can't wait to eat my chilles rellenos I brought for lunch yummo!!
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I have never seen the show but I find Brooke Shields very annoying and her acting sucks.I remember when she had that stint on Nip Tuck,she was horrid.I am just mesmerized by their shiny,shiny legs.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:08pm.
Brooke must be smart: she has a Princeton degree.
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So am I....I have an online degree from the University of Phoenix....they don't just take anyone.
Submitted by aquarius on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:06pm.
Ahahahaha, DVR to the rescue! I can see why advertisers are worried, I haven't seen any commercials for months. DVR is my God.
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AMEN aquarius! We hardly ever watch live TV anymore, except sports.
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who cares?
In other neww - the puppies are going ballastic today!
Brooke must be smart: she has a Princeton degree.
I like the stupid show. I hope her delusions are correct.
Ahahahaha, DVR to the rescue! I can see why advertisers are worried, I haven't seen any commercials for months. DVR is my God.
Brooke is a terrible actress but I love her anyway.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Brooke will be like the guy in "Office Space" that keeps showing up for work. Someone buy her a red stapler please.
99.98% of us wouldn't have even known that it had ever aired if it wasn't for you, MK.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
brooke doesn't have to worry. she has that job working for the fatherland now.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i