Prince Hates The Gays
I miss the Prince of the past who used to sing about nasty shit and parade his beautiful bare ladyboy ass around the stage like a power bottom at a Palm Springs bath house. Now that Prince is a Jehovah's Witness and has found God, you won't ever see him flexing his nalgas for you while performing some of his dirty songs. And don't even think of ever seeing him do any of that shit at a gay pride parade. Prince does not approve of homoness. God told him so.
When the New Yorker asked the beautiful ladyboy about his thoughts on gay marriage and adoption, Prince "tapped his bible" and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”
Wait! So that person who busted in on me in the garage blowing my neighbor in the 6th grade was God?! I thought it was my mom!
Prince may not agree with gay shit, but he should try explaining that to his ruffed shirt. That ruffled shirt is a butt fucker if I ever saw one. Actually, after he said that shit, his ruffled shirt and all his other extremely gay clothes and shoes quit that bitch to go protest against Prop 8. Prince has an empty closet now.
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Is that some kinda of Avant Garde Cheeze Whiz designer costume. Ass and Cheeze Whiz. Don't know if it's all that original afterall.
How IS HE NOT GAY? Every time I see this ballerina I think to myself how is he not gay?
Actually he was misquoted. His 'people' released a statement right after this came out.
Apparently Prince does not allow tape recorders during interviews. I love the man's music but maybe this will teach him a lesson.
Was he quoting from the St James' version?
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by aquarius on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:51pm.
So these lil' fuckers who have their parents do the work that they are supposed to do themselves will not get my money. I'd sooner give to the bum on the street who's gonna buy booze with it, cuz at least I know it's going to a good cause...
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True dat. And some bums will even party with you. Word.
That said, I live for the fat mom and GS cookie hookers outside of the Wal-Mart.
I like to eat the Samoas on the way home so I don't have to share. ha!
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Dove gli scoiattoli sono masticare questa testa della noce via?
Where are the squirrels to chew this nut's head off?--Auntie Mame
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:30pm.
Submitted by Leona on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:29pm.
you re-gifted stale boy scout popcorn that you had to buy?
who was the lucky bugger?
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I gave it to this chick at my job who has two sons. I told her she was supporting the Boy Scouts.
I couldn't just throw that high-priced crap out. It's a sin to waste food, right? :-)
I'll have to take a digital photo of this potscrubber thing my girlfriend got from her MIL. It looks like a purple plastic glob on a popsicle stick...like a California raisin being sodomized by a tongue depressor. Hideous.
If I have time later I'll post it for you.
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Dove gli scoiattoli sono masticare questa testa della noce via?
Where are the squirrels to chew this nut's head off?--Auntie Mame
this post is funny as hell. mk you could not have found a better pix to go with it.
What a fuckin Ignorant douchebag!
Why are so many blacks homophobic?
Sick if this bullschit.
Just me
"The Answer: Jehovah's Witness
The Jeapordy Question: What is a religion comprised predominately of people of color, who refuse to use their HEADS!!
yet another example of... no, never mind... Prince... um, yeah... good luck with that
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Prince does not hate gays. He was misquoted, and said so. Now, I understand why he doesn't do interviews. Just listen to his music. His message is love. He as a person has been misunderstood, I don't think he would hate people who just want to be understood as well.
Well, at least I had the pleasure seeing this MoFo booed off the L.A. Coliseum stage in 1980. He tried opening for The Rolling Stones. He literally ran off stage after he tried to start his second song and a bottle of beer wizzed by his faux-mulleted head. Ahh, good times. I'll never forget the image of his gold G-string riding up his crack as his gold lamé duster flew up behind him on his way off the stage.
Thank God, George Thorogood and the Destroyers were up next.
Going to delete his two effin' songs that I actually have on my Ipod immediately.
Sorry for the book!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:01pm.
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Ain't it nice to know that with all the fuckery out there in the world we can count on our fellow DListers for some good old fashioned family values, especially as the holiday season nears????
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for serious ;D There's more sanity in DL insanity than all the bs-ing self-help books at Barnes and Noble -- if THAT makes any sense! g'night, hot cat!
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JUST ONE OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BUNCH POSTING AT ALL HOURS.
WHAAT? WHAAT? Cats flushing a terlit??? Where? Where that is? I lurves me some terlit flushin' kittehs....
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I tried once to get my 2 kittens to use the toilet. did the whole routine - plastic garbage bag over the bowl with k-litter in it to fool them.
didn't work.
likely because there was only the one toilet.
they did piss in the flower box of tulips i forced to come up in the dead of february though - THAT they could manage.
cat humour at it's finest.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
What????? I miss the old raunchy dirty Prince. He was kinda sexy in an elfish way.
Submitted by Leona on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:29pm.
you re-gifted stale boy scout popcorn that you had to buy?
sniff.
you're my new hero! hahaha i love that.
who was the lucky bugger?
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Gotta watch Letterman tonite. This week he has tribute bands as musical guests and a Prince tribute band is up first. This oughtta be interesting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Submitted by Morrissey on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:09pm.
@ TIGERLILLY:
the flushing kitty kitty is on the blog that TITS said was being advertised by a spammer... 'tis in the comments here somewheres.
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Yeah, but TITS also said that you are a sex hooker, so until you can just be a normal hooker, I don't want to have anything to do with that...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@ TIGERLILLY:
the flushing kitty kitty is on the blog that TITS said was being advertised by a spammer... 'tis in the comments here somewheres.
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:01pm.
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Ain't it nice to know that with all the fuckery out there in the world we can count on our fellow DListers for some good old fashioned family values, especially as the holiday season nears????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Positivity.
Yessssss
Have you had your plus sign today?
Positivity.
Yesssssssss
Do we mark you present or do we mark you late?
Is that all your gold?
Where did it come from?
What did you have to do?
(Have to do?)
Can you sleep nights?
Do you dream straight up?
Or do you dream in Double 'U's?
Positivity.
Yessssss
Have you had your plus sign today?
Positivity.
Yesssssssss
Do we mark you present or do we mark you late?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:09pm.
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LMAO! JEEESUS that brings back memories of a job at a xtian daycare center -- could only put up with that shit for 2 whole weeks, glad it was right after high school and I was still living rent-free at my 'rents!
-- the female staffers (all female except for the custodian) were required to wear "absolutely not form-fitting" skirts and dresses. SERISOUSLY that's how it was worded in the new-hire manual. AND "no extreme make-up; Chapstick or other clear lip colors preferred" I think was the wording for the make-up and accessories part. I friggin looked like a sad Amish child bride.
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JUST ONE OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BUNCH POSTING AT ALL HOURS.
Submitted by aquarius on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:38pm.
OMG I HATED that shit! All my co-troop members had factory-working parents, so they would sell 300 boxes just having their parents take the form to work. And these days there are always kids with a card table set up in front of Wal-Mart grabbing the fat housewives with their mom jeans. Meanwhile, I had to hock those cookies one box at a time throughout my neighborhood, and my neighbors were a bunch of mean ass bitches! Needless to say I was always the worst seller in my troop and never got any of the cool prizes, like jump ropes and sweatshirts! Damn Girl Scouts. I don't buy shit from anyone OR their kids now.
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Amen sista girl, I do not buy from those greedy lil' bastids and they lazy moms in front of WallMart...The essence of learning to say "No" is looking one of those snot nosed bastids right in the face and saying, "I don't think so, honey..." It's great, because the heinous mom KNOWS your being BITCHY...but no is no, beyond that it's financial rape I don't care if there are girl scouts involved...
I mean, the truth of the matter is, I don't eat that shit, I don't eat cookies (I know, freak and I will deny this when sucking up to MK and his nasty ass diet habits), but fuck, I don't owe anyone an explanation why I am not going to open my wallet to yo' ass...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:38pm.
OMG I HATED that shit! All my co-troop members had factory-working parents, so they would sell 300 boxes just having their parents take the form to work. And these days there are always kids with a card table set up in front of Wal-Mart grabbing the fat housewives with their mom jeans. Meanwhile, I had to hock those cookies one box at a time throughout my neighborhood, and my neighbors were a bunch of mean ass bitches! Needless to say I was always the worst seller in my troop and never got any of the cool prizes, like jump ropes and sweatshirts! Damn Girl Scouts. I don't buy shit from anyone OR their kids now.
Submitted by Leona on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:29pm.
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Oh, but Leona, I am NOT above brownnosing, don't get me wrong...It's just all these co workers and they lil' bastid's sellin' shit...It's like, bitch, when I was a girl scout (back then they allowed tiger cubs) our asses had to go door to door, and do you think my self-absorbed shop-a-holic non-involved mother even bothered to go with my 9 year old ass, even ONCE? HELL NO! So these lil' fuckers who have their parents do the work that they are supposed to do themselves will not get my money. I'd sooner give to the bum on the street who's gonna buy booze with it, cuz at least I know it's going to a good cause...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:18pm.
I personally think he's a sex hooker, and I hate them.
But I'm going to go grill a Spam sammich now. Mmmmm.
Over and out.
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Today's translation:
Dove gli scoiattoli sono masticare questa testa della noce via?
Where are the squirrels to chew this nut's head off?--Auntie Mame
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:27pm.
It's a cute blog, like the cats flushing the toilet on the end. Tits, you of all people should start a blog. I'd visit every single day as I love your posts here.
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WHAAT? WHAAT? Cats flushing a terlit??? Where? Where that is? I lurves me some terlit flushin' kittehs....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:23pm.
LOL. I respect an honest pussy, I truly do.
One day I hope to be less conniving than I am now.
I too much enjoy setting up my evil little traps and watching them get sprung.
*reads own words*
Ewww. I'm a sicko.
But I have a good time. :-)
PS I will eat anybody's GS cookies, whether I like
the seller or not. But several weeks ago a client's son jacked me for mega-bucks selling crappy stale Boy Scout popcorn. WTF???
I said, "how come the Boy Scouts can't sell cookies?"
The dad and the son gave me the sideye, but I needed the dad's business, so I bought some...and of course gave it away for some ho's birthday.
I really suck. :-)
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Today's translation:
Dove gli scoiattoli sono masticare questa testa della noce via?
Where are the squirrels to chew this nut's head off?--Auntie Mame
It's a cute blog, like the cats flushing the toilet on the end. Tits, you of all people should start a blog. I'd visit every single day as I love your posts here.
Submitted by Leona on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:03pm
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
No, here's my deal: if I do not like yo' ass, do not expect a present from me, secret santa or otherwise, and do not expect me to buy your snot nosed kids' girl scout cookies or cub scout candy bars either...Why? Cuz I DO NOT LIKE YO' ASS and I ain't fond of your damn kids either...What part of that do you not understand?
Oh, and Merry Fuckin' Christmas....Asshole...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@ TITS: I didn't see any ads, baby.
it's actually an ok blog, not as good as this one, haha, but, ya know, ok...
I usually feel just as you do, but anyhoo.
EDIT: you're right, in a way. his comments are very short.
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Is Prince just a victim of the "Sign O' the Times?" Heh.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Never let this guy sing at your funeral.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTlYV5Jn9L0
Isn't it just the same as people advertising their blogs in their signatures?
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No.
He only comes here to promote his blog. I'll bet it has advertising right? Advertising pay on the number of hits.
His comments consist of only a handful of words.
Spammer plain and simple.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
I guess he wouldnt die 4 me
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:03pm.
Oh girl. I visited this Sunday School class years ago, and was invited to their Christmas party. The gal who invited me said we were going to do a Yankee Swap party (you bring an anonymous gift, unwrap it in the group, and people can trade their gift for yours). Everybody is supposed to bring an unlabeled gag gift.
She actually winked at me and said, "We can get pretttty wild."
I thought, Hell, I can do that.
I went to Spencers and got 2 whips. A frigid looking ho unwrapped those whips and the room went dead silent. Everybody else had brought like doilies, tea towels, and crap like that.
People started whispering, "Who brought those?"
Girl, I just looked shocked and said I did not know who would do that.
And never went back to that class.
These days I just own it. Unless I'm setting somebody up for a fall of course. (That's been known to happen with a jackrabbit.)
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Dove gli scoiattoli sono masticare questa testa della noce via?
Where are the squirrels to chew this nut's head off?--Auntie Mame
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by wolfyMan on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:35pm.
Prince can suck it.
You'll love my blog:
http://MuchBetterThanWorking.blogspot.com
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keep it up spammer.
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I don't know TITS, I kinda liked the blog. It's not like he's advertising a scam website, it's just a blog.
Isn't it just the same as people advertising their blogs in their signatures?
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:12pm.
Closed minds + "infallible" books = world of perma-war we live in today.
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Perfectly said.
Submitted by Leona on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:25pm.
I like Secret Santa. You can give someone else's giftee naughty toys from the sex shop, and watch the sideyes happen at the reveal.
heheheheh.
Hypothetically speaking of course.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I want that job back just to do that...
"Anal beads? What the hell is that?"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thing is, they'd know it was me...I was their token athiest. They would probably have rather hired my ass than a Jew, that's how progressive this company was...JESUS blessed the very building I worked in doncha know, yeah, I witnessed that shit....Ugh, the shit we put up with for a paycheck...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I heard he is a weird guy did U?
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:25pm.
I like Secret Santa. You can give someone else's giftee naughty toys from the sex shop, and watch the sideyes happen at the reveal.
heheheheh.
Hypothetically speaking of course.
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Dove gli scoiattoli sono masticare questa testa della noce via?
Where are the squirrels to chew this nut's head off?--Auntie Mame
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:09pm.
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You know, PN, the only JW person I've EVER known was a co-worker...Ok, some background...I worked for a VERY conservative RELIGIOUS company which was quite an experience, cuz I'm an out of the closet atheist and will tell anyone who asks, BUT, I don't preach, and if you don't ask, you will assume what you assume...
Anywho, I think my JW co-worker may have been fighting the BS because we had this HUGE ASS meeting where this project was laid out in front of us, and I kid you not, the JW, said "heh, heh, heh, look evolution in action..." to the Jesus freak next to him (they were all Jesus freaks), so the Jeusus freak gave him a look and the JW said, "Well, not that I believe in that shit..." (meaning evolution, of course).
It was funny, cuz me and the JW were the only ho's who opted out of the office Secret Santa which I would do even if I were a Jesus freak. Jesus said NOTHING about buying some co-workin' ho a present. This I know for a fact....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Please. Like Prince don't know what a pinga tastes like.
I had NO fucking clue that Prince was a Jehovah's Witness. LMFAO!!!!!!!! All I can think of is the year 1999, and hearing the song "Pussy CONTROOOL..OOOHHHH" blasting from a skanky nightclub that reeked of booze and Old Spice. BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! What was Prince REALLY singing about? Untamed HOUSECATS?!?!?! ROFL!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:01pm.
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AAAHAHAHAAHHA!! love ya!
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JUST ONE OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BUNCH POSTING AT ALL HOURS.
The new line in the song goes, “Say you can’t make up your mind? I think you better close it and open up the Bible.” <-- Insert the Koran or Mao's Little Red Book and same shit: Closed minds + "infallible" books = world of perma-war we live in today.
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JUST ONE OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BUNCH POSTING AT ALL HOURS.
Every Jehoval Witness I've had the misfortune of running across, or slamming a door on, reeks of festering sexual issues. Not surprisingly, the men have all been stubby and short, too.
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 8:39pm.
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Meh, Ok, what's good for the closeted gay goose is good for the tiger, from now on that "Roy" incident was a "love bite"...And those two teenaged tourists that I...er, I mean Tatianna mauled to death will be referred to as "colleral damage"...That wipes my slate clean...I love religion!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He is very ,very religious now and I saw the dvd 'An Evening With Kevin Smith' and Kevin was filming Prince for a documentary and Kevin said he was really into his faith.Supposedly he even goes door to door trying to convert.MJ did the same but was in disguise,Prince is said not to go in any disguise.
Rolling Stone said:
Four years ago the funkster converted reportedly to satisfy his mother’s dying wish, but since then Prince has gone so far as to add religious lyrics to his theme song “Purple Rain.”
The new line in the song goes, “Say you can’t make up your mind? I think you better close it and open up the Bible.”
He began his remarks at the Hall of Fame induction by offering "all praise and thanks to the most high Jehovah," and his additional declaration there that "too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay" should be read as his acceptance of the strict tenets of that faith. In consequence, he has expunged all profanity from his language and refuses to perform any of his racier songs - no "Darling Nikki," no "Head," no "Gett Off."
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Gabriela on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:24pm.
Angel, I just read the whole story of Bernardo on Wiki. What a psychotic pair he and his girlfriend made! It seems he was projecting on innocent women the deep seeded hatred he had toward his own mother.
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Yeah, actually, I think you're right about that. They were insane. What's more insane is seeing those same personality traits in people who don't kill. Because I do! Ugh.
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Submitted by wolfyMan on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:35pm.
Prince can suck it.
You'll love my blog:
http://MuchBetterThanWorking.blogspot.com
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