Isis Is Getting A Sex Change!
Ty Ty once again played fairy godawfulmother to Isis King by surprising her with a sex change surgery on her talk show!
Oprah is totally going to show Ty Ty up by making "vajayjays" her favorite thing this year. Everyone gets a vajayjay! Check under your seat!
In an episode airing tomorrow, Ty Ty introduces Isis, who was the first ever tranny contestant on"America's Next Top Model," to Dr. Marci Bowers. Dr. Marci is a top sex change surgeon who has gone through that shit herself. Dr. Marci agreed to do Isis' snip and roll surgery for free.
The surgery costs like $35k or some shit, so Isis has never been able to afford it. She said, "This is not happening! I feel like I'm about to wake up."
Well, Isis, don't get too happy, because Ty Ty is never going to let you forget this. Isis will find this out for herself when she wakes up from surgery feeling so happy that she has a vagina now. Isis is going to glance down at her shiny new labia lips and see the tattooed words: A GIFT FROM TY TY. NEVER FORGET.
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Aw, I love Isis. Good for her!
Tyra's motives are suspect, but the outcome is good, so I'll try not to think about that.
This is a crock. You can't just put down 35K and have a sex change at will. You have to go through a battery of psychological testing and live as your chosen gender for a year. The procedure is performed in only three or four hospitals in the entire world (only one in the States, to my knowledge), which is why so many transgendered people are willing to go to such desperate lengths. That dumb bitch Banks and the quack she roped in are giving a wildly unrealistic impression of how gender reassignment works.
Submitted by westward ho on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:29am.
"Everyone gets a vajayjay! Check under your seat!"
that's where my vajayjay ALWAYS is.
well, I suppose it depends upon your position at the time, no?
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"Everyone gets a vajayjay! Check under your seat!"
that's where my vajayjay ALWAYS is.
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but, then again, what do i know?
There was this guy worked at a fourbucks in my neighborhood had this long luxurious head of hair. Women loved his hair, he was a little guy and it went down past his ass. I used to tease him, calling him shaggy or hippie but never made fun of his kinda feminine ways.
One Halloween he dressed as a woman for work and I was like "okay, it IS Halloween. Gimme a coffee, miss." Next day I went in there and he was still dressed like a woman. I said "Hey Avery (not his real name), I guess you really liked that costume huh?" He went "My name isn't Avery any more, it's Ava."
I was like "Whoooooaaaaaa!!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
I'll believe it when Tyra pays for her own sex change. Until then, it's full of sh*t
Maybe they can slip in some calf implants, too, because she has chicken legs. Eeegh.
Wow, I feel like a dumbass. This whole time I thought Michael K kept calling her a tranny in a teasing way, when really....wow, my entire universe has been shattered.
i hope isis realizes that once the peen is chopped off, it won't grow back...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Tyra loves herself more than anyone else. How could she be in a relationship? Isis is a fugly mess. Who gives a shit.
Isis is hot,good for her.I also think Tyra has to be bi or gay,I just wish she would come out if she is.I actually like Tyra,she is nuts and I think she is funny.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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can't believe they don't have money
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:49pm.
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Oh, so true! So very true!
Oprah doesn't have to top anything. Can Tyra say she introduce america to barack to help him become president of the united states. She is going to wave to Tyra at the inauguration seat yelling top this, bitch!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
You just know Oprah is ripping her weave out thinking of a way to top this.
MK, u are so nasty and funny @ the same time. I love u loads. Bitch, marry me please. I can make u happier than Ya Boo can.
Is she doing that so she can eat his pussy and know it's still a man? Why would she do this? She has no business in doing that. She's not a therapist or a psychotherapist or a doctor. Is she that hard up for eating pussy, wanting a girlfriend to understand her and doing this big favor will land her a girlfriend.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Ugh, the fact that Tyra thinks this is going to make people like her more makes me want to throw up the nasty Carls Jr. nachos I just had. Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad idea. I feel like shit.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:07pm.
I know what you're sayin but I think it's been the strong gay presence in the fashion industry that's responsible for that. The heavy pressure placed on female models to be stick thin, narrow hipped and bird chested so when they're all made up and modeling clothes they look indistinguishable from a pretty boy. I know that sounds wrong but it's hard not to come to that conclusion when you see the fashion shows and photos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
I think Tyra is a gayelle...I mean, she seems to LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE vagina's. So much so that she's giving them away!!
WE GOT YOUR HOT WET JUICY VAGINAS RIGHT HERE...COME ON DOWN FOLKS!!
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
I was just thinking if they could shrink her feet and hands!? Hahahhah! She looks like a woman until you look at both!
Your face!
The minute I saw Isis on ANTM, I had a feeling Tyra would come through with an operation. I'm happy for Isis no matter who is giving her the surgery. She is very sweet and she was very open with the other girls on the show about wanting to save money to get this operation. She deserves it. Good for her.
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:49pm.
huh?
that's a man?
"checking in my own pants"
DIRTY LEZBEAN!!! MAKE UP YER MIND!!! :)
HA, I have biggus dickus for your traller park fat mom butt! jellis
CUM TO MAH WINDOW... LOL
Now THIS is sexploitation at its' finest (and lowest)!
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Tyra's one person from whom I'd never accept a gift. I'm quite sure the idea of "no strings" is a concept unknown to her.
For once...I have absolutely nothing to say about this...wait...
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:49pm.
huh?
that's a man?
"checking in my own pants"
DIRTY LEZBEAN!!! MAKE UP YER MIND!!! :)
HA, I have biggus dickus for your traller park fat mom butt! jellis!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:49pm.
huh?
that's a man?
"checking in my own pants"
DIRTY LEZBEAN!!! MAKE UP YER MIND!!! :)
This boy posing above is why all teen girls thing they need to be shaped like an ironing board to be stylish.
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Trya is never gonna let us live this down. "I know when I gave Isis, the first transgendered America's Next Top Model contestant, a $35,000 sex change..." is all we will hear on her show for the next year.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by KD on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:55pm.
Do they have some machine that'll shrink her hands and feet, too?
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I'm sure she is just happy that she is able to get it. Most people can never afford $35,000 surgery, which is why so many transsexuals are pretty much forced into sex work to pay for theirs. Good for her, it's obvious she'll be much happier and comfortable with herself after the operation.
Do they have some machine that'll shrink her hands and feet, too?
A true gift from the heart... or something.
Isn't he/she up for a part in the upcoming "The Crying Game II, Revenge Of Dil's Pickle"?
This strikes me as wrong somehow. Not that Isis is wanting a sex change or getting it even. It's the how it's happening: on a talk show. Since she probably can't afford, ok, it's great that it's free but it's the talk show/entertainment aspect that feels wrong. Oh well, hope she'll be happy and hope she has had a psych evaluation first so she doesn't have any huge regrets.
huh?
that's a man?
"checking in my own pants"
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Damn, i'd pork her!
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
ISIS IS SISI BACK WARDS
Isis is a DUDE? Where the hell have I been? I need to get my trannydar checked.
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Took the words right out of my mouth, devilgirl.
how about she have my crampy uterus too.
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Sweet jesus.
who?
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
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Isis is going to glance down at her shiny new labia lips and see the tattooed words: A GIFT FROM TY TY. NEVER FORGET.
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Ha! Truer words have never been spoken!
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I'd do it for 20 quit.
Gimme the scissors.
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Now if Tyra would get hers then everything would be complete.