Monday, November 17th 2008
Looking Like A Wax Figure Is Really Uncool
Yes, the horrific word "uncool" is still haunting my day and night dreams. Although, my mom almost killed the word for me yesterday. I was talking on the phone with her and she said, "Did you hear that Jennifer Aniston said Angelina was unnice?" Ha. WTF is unnice?! I didn't correct her, because I secretly thanked for not saying that word! I already hear it enough in my head.
Anyunnice, here's Angie Jo and Brad Pitt leaving their hotel in London today. They look like a worn out Boris & Natasha in dire need of a Calgon bath.
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Nite, Mustang!
I'll write soon - I'm terribly distracted and you're busy moving. Good luck:) S'not so bad - it sounds peaceful.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:23pm.
@angel - that was it? lots of families kiss on the lips. bfd.
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Whew! I dunno -it doesn't bother me. Cashing in on it does, tho! It's such a cheap shot.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
It has already been said what an attention whore this twat is. Any credibility she once had was lost when she hooked up with Pittstain. It's obvious all she wants to do is shock people.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Good god, people,
Am I writing in a parallel universe? I gave HotSlutOfTheDecade the Jonathan Swift Award for satire (scroll down).
She never showed up again.
Tomorrow, I move. Nite sluts and whores and huggles to all.
@angel - that was it? lots of families kiss on the lips. bfd.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
I'd kill myself before I locked lips with any member of my family like that. It's weird and extremely nasty. They kiss with their eyes closed like lovers.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:08pm.
And again....maybe later that night?
http://riotoseattle.com/joliebrother02.jpg
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Never let this guy sing at your funeral.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTlYV5Jn9L0
Let us remember that this is Angelina Jolie we're talking about. I, honestly, believe it wasn't a big deal the first time - not to them anyway. But she liked the attention:
http://www.ballz.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/angelina-jolie-and-jame...
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
@TITS:
THIS happened!
http://famousignoramus.blogspot.com/2007/04/james-haven-angelina-jolies-...
To be honest, it never really bothered me but you must remember that everyone thinks I am a freak.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
What happened is in my avi. That's him James Haven deep throating the lil sis
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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:58pm.
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no, no, NO!!! Must.....fight.....urge to use.....common sense.. :)
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Drink more grape Kool Aid and call me in the morning, doll
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
I never saw her with her brother when she won that thing.
What happened that was so heinous?
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:05pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:47pm.
This is a joke, right?
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That's my guess
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I do believe it is a joke.
But it's TOO good, yes?
It's skeery!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:47pm.
This is a joke, right?
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That's my guess
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Pearl I saw the stick dick. He's all (was) face with no brains and a mini machine. Sad. I think he doesn't look directly at her because he's afraid he'll get frozen. I bet they fuck in the dark with her glow in the dark dildo strap on.
I can't for the life of me understand what a man would see in a woman who rapes decency by tongue fucking her brother. That has to be the nastiest shit in the world
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HotSlutOfTheDecade
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Ok, now that's just fucking scary ;0
PS. If assholes could fly you guys would be an airport!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 8:02pm.
Sigh, you're right Mrs.K, it's a weakness I have. I'm addicted to common sense. I need a twelve step program, can you be my sponsor?
no, no, NO!!! Must.....fight.....urge to use.....common sense.. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Submitted by Candy on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:25pm.
He never really looks at her. I find that odd. I thinks she beats him just like Cameron used to do to Justin. He's scared. She probably cuts him on the ass too.
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ahaaa! Battered Pitty Pencil Peen! SERIOUSLY, ya see those old pap nudie picks? CLASSIC case of pencil peen!
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JUST ONE OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BUNCH POSTING AT ALL HOURS.
He never really looks at her. I find that odd. I thinks she beats him just like Cameron used to do to Justin. He's scared. She probably cuts him on the ass too.
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He looked so much better when he was married to Aniston. He still looked alive then.
@Sandbitch
Oh, come on, don't be a bitch.
HotSlutOfTheDecade can't be a troll. She's a genius with words. Surely you can see that. No one could possibly write that and be serious (or sane). I liked the way she changed what's-her-name's name to X. How cool is that?!! Or, if you prefer, how nice is that?
Please don't tell me that you're a photo shop wizard, too. I saw what you did to Hysteria's avie. I'm being left in the dust by the talented people. I've always liked your current avie, by the way.
God Bless the La Brea Tar Pits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Too bad there isn't anything they can do for Angie's big Frankenstein sized head. Her face and head are just gigantic. She should have been a man. Angie thinks she looks like a mannequin but she really looks like something from A Boris Karloff film. I guess all her days are actually 'worst' days.
@HotSlutOfTheDecade
That was excellent!!! It was the best satirical rant I've seen on here in a long time. You deserve the Jonathan Swift Award for Satire.
Congratulations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:47pm.
Hey OCEAN SCREAMERS!!!! I bet your IDOL is kicing herself right about now looking at these piocs of Angie and BRad holding hands and looking so in LOVE! WaaaaWaaa Jen! Of COURSE Angie looks tired, she's a MOTHER and actually takes care of her kids. Unlike X, who only has DOGS to compliment her DOG FACE! Look in the mirror HAGS, your plain Jane faces could never equal this goddess, even on her worst days! Ha! I just made a joke, as IF she has worst days! LOVE THIS COUPLE! God BLESS the JOLIE-PITTS!
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This is a joke, right?
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:47pm.
Hey OCEAN SCREAMERS!!!! I bet your IDOL is kicing herself right about now looking at these piocs of Angie and BRad holding hands and looking so in LOVE! WaaaaWaaa Jen! Of COURSE Angie looks tired, she's a MOTHER and actually takes care of her kids. Unlike X, who only has DOGS to compliment her DOG FACE! Look in the mirror HAGS, your plain Jane faces could never equal this goddess, even on her worst days! Ha! I just made a joke, as IF she has worst days! LOVE THIS COUPLE! God BLESS the JOLIE-PITTS!
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*running to the mirror, lagging big butt in mom jeans behind, focusing retarded mom eyes*... Could it be true????
Psssht...Nah, I'm a hot ass bitch...
*pulling granny panties out of big butt crack, unbuttoning top button on mom jeans to let more pathetic obesity oooze out about tight fitting granny panties*...Yep, I reckon some of you DListers want a taste of all this, can't blame ya, but...Hey, where did you whores go???? I got pizza...And bread sticks too...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade
On the troll waiting list.
They look like a worn out Boris & Natasha in dire need of a Calgon bath.
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I wonder where Douchepitt scored the shiny jeans and Waxface got those high-waist oldster-britches? I'm sure they spent a small fortune and think they're so cool.
Barf.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:26pm
I KNOW!! I'm used to Jill's insanity but I was shocked when I read that part about her SON being in cub scouts. You and I had the same reaction. They breed??!
Makes things over there a lot scarier, doesn't it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Whenever rumours start flying about these two having trouble, magically pictures always surface of them leaving somewhere together with her gazing at him so lovingly trying to look so damn happy. The only problem is he's never looking back at her.
Hey OCEAN SCREAMERS!!!! I bet your IDOL is kicing herself right about now looking at these piocs of Angie and BRad holding hands and looking so in LOVE! WaaaaWaaa Jen! Of COURSE Angie looks tired, she's a MOTHER and actually takes care of her kids. Unlike X, who only has DOGS to compliment her DOG FACE! Look in the mirror HAGS, your plain Jane faces could never equal this goddess, even on her worst days! Ha! I just made a joke, as IF she has worst days! LOVE THIS COUPLE! God BLESS the JOLIE-PITTS!
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Submitted by missy on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:25pm.
Hey missy, what part of Japan are you in? I am in Osaka! Would be funny if I can actually meet a d-lister in Japan lol.
Oh yeah these 2 hobags need a dirtnap. And Missy you are right, the Japanese don't give a shit about these 2. But Paris is still around (shakes fist at the sky)
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
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Her eff'ing forehead doesn't move!
She has so had work done recently.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:06pm.
Mustang Sally, this is my fave Jill post:
Jill @ 10/13/2008 at 3:56 pm
when my son was in the Cub Scouts
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STOP THE GODDAMN PRESSES!!!!!
These people are adults...with CHILDREN?!?!?!?!?!
Now I've heard everything.
I just assumed they were all socially backward and emotionally stunted junior high school students....or had been sterilized by order of the county.
Go figure.
Live and learn.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:06pm.
Hey! How're you doing?
That's hilarious, sugar. I can't go into JJ because my head starts to spin like Linda Blair's in 'The Exorcist'. However Jill kills me so I tiptoe in, once a month.
I don't think she should be reported to protective services because of the scout knife. I think she should be reported because she's batshit fucking insane!!
Crawling back behind my garbage can hideway. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:11pm.
wooo, i am flattered! the cat eyes are becoming! lol!
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Hysteria bitch, take this avie will you?
the look of no soul. with too much lip gloss.
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Mustang Sally, this is my fave Jill post:
Jill @ 10/13/2008 at 3:56 pm
Nothing like a new thread on Angelina to bring you and the rest of the d-listed trash scurrying out from your garbage can hideaways like a bunch of roaches sniffing food.
Now, about the knife: when my son was in the Cub Scouts, part of his equipment was a scout knife. I bought him a scout knife. You want to report me and the other cub scout mothers to protective services?
Idiot.
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Cop that! LMTO
I swore I'd never go to JJ again but I just had to see what Jill was up to. 5 pages later and, after a few minutes with my head in the toilet, I found her. Same old Jill. By the way, we don't thank MK nearly enough for new threads and new pictures. What a bunch of sycophants.
He-e-e-e-e-e-e-r-e's Jill from Just Jared
Jill @ 11/17/2008 at 5:14 pm # 8 melissa @ 11/17/2008 at 4:09 pm
Jennifer will always beat these two in every category in life.
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Melissa, fcuk off and stay gone. Your fugly idol can’t compete with Angelina in any category except one — getting peed on.
In some pictures, yes, she does look a bit wax-like. But this one looks like it was taken from a mile away with a camera without a zoom lens and then blown up on a computer. Anyone would look weird like that.
The day fashion died.
I miss James Haven!
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
On second thought, she looks very manipulative in all the rest of the pics, and sorta stoned...maybe that's the look of a control freak who knows how to manipulate people because she knows she's the hotshit. I've never really liked her anyway, she's WEIRD!
Your face!
She looks so wired in the first pic, seems like she's on meth or something. I certainly hope she's not doin botox...she's only 33! She still looks sorta young, but she's definitely aged thanks to all those brats she has around them now. Brad is old enough for this crap, but she looks a wreck!
Your face!
This look just screams Morticia meets Botox. Bitch needs to get over herself.
Wow, someone is hitting the smack again. Either that or she's plotting Jen's demise for that "uncool" comment. Angie looks wicked.
I think she needs to go a couple of shades lighter with her hair and throw in some highlights. She looked gorgeous with lighter hair, it really brightened her complexion.
Brad looks beat.
Submitted by BUUURP on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 8:10pm.
I hate the Chiniston!!!!!! May she rot in liar's hell for all her vicitimized dayz.
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take your medication and knock it off !
I haven't read all the posts yet, but WTF is she wearing and how and why? They look like a train wreck, the pair of them. Need more nannies much?
Her belly probably looks like seer sucker now but Bitch really should get dressed with the lights on.
I hate the Chiniston!!!!!! May she rot in liar's hell for all her vicitimized dayz.
It's their own damn fault, but jetting around the world--even going First Class and staying in fancy digs--makes you tired and punch-drunk. Esply when you're middle-aged parents (of a sort). There, I said something nice.