Monday, November 17th 2008
Looking Like A Wax Figure Is Really Uncool
Yes, the horrific word "uncool" is still haunting my day and night dreams. Although, my mom almost killed the word for me yesterday. I was talking on the phone with her and she said, "Did you hear that Jennifer Aniston said Angelina was unnice?" Ha. WTF is unnice?! I didn't correct her, because I secretly thanked for not saying that word! I already hear it enough in my head.
Anyunnice, here's Angie Jo and Brad Pitt leaving their hotel in London today. They look like a worn out Boris & Natasha in dire need of a Calgon bath.
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I think the hat is aging him well into his 50's! geez. get a new look.
The Brad is 44, he'll be 45 in December.
It's still no excuse to look like the AARP Centerfold.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
OK, off to my "Web Content Design for Writers and Editors" class
*rolling eyes*
I wub you all.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
She looks better than in some of her recent pics,I think she looks stoned or on meds so maybe that is helping.Brad looks like a douche,I really think he is an ass.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 8:00pm.
Excuse me, I don't wanna get into any of this but, Brad looking old? Hello, he's forty years old, he's supposed to look like an adult already.
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HULLLLLOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?
We're snarking over here. Please do not try to interject with common sense and the facts!!
:)
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:56pm.
sb - link is 403, forbidden.
i like that. it makes so much more enticing. now I REALLY want to see it.
Shit, I hate that! Try this link instead.
http://outdoors.webshots.com/photo/2147781630087754192yAIgfx
Excuse me, I don't wanna get into any of this but, Brad looking old? Hello, he's forty years old, he's supposed to look like an adult already.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:48pm.
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:37pm.
That seems a little unromantic to me. No?
Based on what I have read (statements made by Jen and Brad) by the time he started filming M&MS the marriage was not going so well, however, that does not excuse the insensitivity he exhibited. Based on statements Jolie has made recently I would have to say she's a self-absorbed twat.
I do not think Jen is pining for him.
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I think you're absolutely correct. Also, I think Jolie's actions contribute to making her look like a self absorbed twat! It's not just the diarrhea that explodes from her mouth, it's how she drags those children around from bed to bed and how she initiates relationships with men that are spoken for. She looks out for her interest's only. I think it's safe to say she initiated this relationship with Pitt.
sb - link is 403, forbidden.
i like that. it makes so much more enticing. now I REALLY want to see it.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
OK, sorry but I gotta post this pic again, go Team Aniston lady.
http://image58.webshots.com/158/7/81/63/2147781630087754192yAIgfx_ph.jpg
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:37pm.
That seems a little unromantic to me. No?
Based on what I have read (statements made by Jen and Brad) by the time he started filming M&MS the marriage was not going so well, however, that does not excuse the insensitivity he exhibited. Based on statements Jolie has made recently I would have to say she's a self-absorbed twat.
I do not think Jen is pining for him.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:52pm.
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Interesting. I do remember reading an interview with her when she was still married to her Billy Goat and she said that she would like to make a movie with Brad Pitt because she thought they would have great on screen chemistry together, and Billy Goat's reaction? "BAAAA, that's what you like? Pretty boys...BAAAAAA"...Ok, he didn't really BAAAA, but he was chewing up paper out of the wastebasket...Ok, no he wasn't, but he was being a jelly h8r of some Bradness... and according to AJo, that's what he said...Anywho, fast forward a few years and lookie what happened, not only does Angie score another taken man, she rubs Billy Goat's cheatin' assed face in it (according to rumors he cheated on her ass)...
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i hate how she always makes it a point to look up so lovingly at brad...we all know its an act bitch. you are anything but soft & sweet & adoring. why is her shirt so awkwardly tucked in the front? it looks like she is stashing a colostomy bag. plus those freaking skeleton hands & the greasy skin...ugh!!
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You guys are f*cking hysterical. I'm peeing over here.
I don't like JustJared they just put what seems a copy and pasted 'facts' and don't comment on them it's boring.
I don't get why she's doing botox or whatever she's like 33?
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:52pm.
Well maybe the explanation is that Brad is boring, dull, and dumb.
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I thought that goes without saying :-)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:02pm.
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:52pm.
ITA.
Prior to the breakup, prior to all the rumors, Jen was asked in an interview if Brad was her soulmate and she answered, "No."
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Do you think Jen said that because he referred to their marriage as a "merger" or do you think he referred to it as a merger because she said he's not her soul mate? hmmmm..... what came first, the chicken or the egg? Also, it's been noted that he always said they agreed they would take the "marriage thing" as far as it could go. That seems a little unromantic to me. No?
Pam = anti Jolie / Jolie = anti Pam
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:20pm.
That look on Angelina is the look of:
I have to agree with my colleague Ms. Shmoe: you are extra-funny today. Did you pass a second time through the communion line?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:20pm
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If I choose "all of the above", will her head explode?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She looks high as a kite and he looks old
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:20pm.
K - all of the above.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Whoralina Manson: http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/celeblending#5868
Shiloh in 25 years on steriods:
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Submitted by missy on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:25pm.
mrs k send me your new email address again pls.
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will do.
Have a great time!!!
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
slutty, yeah i think the brangie ship is SINKIN!
HA HA FUCKIN HAAA!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
deb thank you honey! no i dont speak a lick of japanese.. its kinda intimidating... i came to the d to get a little familiar friendliness before i hurl myself out into the world of kanji signs and rushing people who dont make eye contact..
there was a big cameron diaz cell phone ad below the hotel.. they like the blonds...
mrs k send me your new email address again pls.
luv you guysxo
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
That look on Angelina is the look of:
A. Brad accidentally calling her Jen.
B. Brad said "Let's not have any more kids for
awhile".
C. Brad mentioning how beautiful his new co-
star, Diana Kruger, is: "C'mon Angie, give me
some credit, you know that I wouldn't cheat
on you with a co-star".
D. Found out that James Haven has been kissing
someone else.
E. They can't pay the mortgage for the house in
France, and Freddie Mac won't help them
either.
F. Jen was nominated for an Oscar.
G. Brad said that he no longer needed her
permission to go pee-pee or grab a beer
with the boys.
H. The bikini briefs just became a thong.
I. Can spot a dose of heroin 2 blocks away.
J. Is playing the role of the runaway bride.
Submitted by missy on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:11pm.
mrs k, i will check her out,,, i havent heard of her... did you get those wino youtube links i sent you?
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Konichiwa Bitches!!!!
No, I did not, sweetie.
I was SURE you'd be a Laura Nyro-loonie. :)
She's Old Skool.
"Her style was a distinctive hybrid of Brill Building-style New York pop, mixed with elements of jazz, gospel, rhythm and blues, show tunes and rock."
She died in 1997.
:(
Wedding Bell Blues
Stoned Soul Picnic
Sweet Blindness
Save The Country
And When I Die
Eli's Coming
Stoney End
Time and Love
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by missy on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:10pm.
im just here on vacation. im in my hotel getting ready to venture out...
i dont hink the japanese give a fuck about brangelina! fuckin sweet!
Wow, missy. Have a great time! Do you speak Japanese? I'm jelus of you too!
The Japanese may know Brad from cheesy commercials he gets cajillions for.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:44pm.
In the next to the last thumbnail, Brad looks like Gomer Pyle saying "Golleeeee Angie, ya mean you're gonna let me stick the tip in tonight... SHAZAM!!!!!!!!"
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Slutty I don't know who tickled your funny bone today but send him my way will ya' cuz girl you're on FIAH, hahahahahahahhahaa!
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:07pm.
Not only are we crazy, but we're also jelus h8rs!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:52pm.
For the record : didn't Gwyneth cheat on him? And hasn't it been said that Jen would go weeks without seeing him while he was on different locations? Well maybe the explanation is that Brad is boring, dull, and dumb.
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Rumour is that GP cheated on him with Viggo Mortensen. While I'm generally down on cheating if I had a chance to get with Viggo, I'd probably hit it six ways til Sunday too.
In the first thumb, Brad is channeling Orson Welles as a middle-aged Charles Foster Kane.
http://www.coulouris.net/gc_archive/stills/CitizenKane-2-pp.JPG
Anybody else see it?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
mrs k, i will check her out,,, i havent heard of her... did you get those wino youtube links i sent you? it took me a while to find your new email address.. did i get the right one?
xo
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Praise Chesus. Tis her whoriness, St. Angelina, the Patron Saint of posers.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
slutty, im here so i can say .. hello, from the fuuutuuuuure! its tuesday here :)
im just here on vacation. im in my hotel getting ready to venture out...
i dont hink the japanese give a fuck about brangelina! fuckin sweet!
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Misssssssssssssy,
I been looking for you.
Are you a Laura Nyro fan? For some reason I've been listenting to her a lot lately.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Actually, Angelina was far hotter in her beginnings pre-surgery (see Gia, Girl Interrupted, Original Sin or Lara Croft 1 --not the sequel). At least then she actually had a body and boobs to die for. Now she is just an emaciated specter of what she once was...the lips never did it for me though..they were always too much and deformed. As for Brad, I have NEVER seen the beauty in this guy...he was hot in Interview with the Vampire for like 5 seconds and with full-on vampire make up...so I guess that doesn't count either.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:05pm.
You know, after reading Helen Mirren's rant, this JustJared crap is beginning to make sense.
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Yeah? I just can't wrap my mind around it.
Maybe WE are the crazy ones?!?!?!?
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by missy on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:56pm.
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*sticks tongue out at missy* Yeah, so what, I'm in downtown Greenville, SC. Kidding, what's you doing in Jay-pan (June Carter accent)?
Mrs. K
You know, after reading Helen Mirren's rant, this JustJared crap is beginning to make sense.
This pack of dumb chicks is attacking the VICTIM!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:52pm.
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Interesting. I do remember reading an interview with her when she was still married to her Billy Goat and she said that she would like to make a movie with Brad Pitt because she thought they would have great on screen chemistry together, and Billy Goat's reaction? "BAAAA, that's what you like? Pretty boys...BAAAAAA"...Ok, he didn't really BAAAA, but he was chewing up paper out of the wastebasket...Ok, no he wasn't, but he was being a jelly h8r of some Bradness... and according to AJo, that's what he said...Anywho, fast forward a few years and lookie what happened, not only does Angie score another taken man, she rubs Billy Goat's cheatin' assed face in it (according to rumors he cheated on her ass)...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:38pm.
How proud is Just Jared when the typical post is:
Oh, man.
i hate how she always makes it a point to look up so lovingly at brad...we all know its an act bitch. you are anything but soft & sweet & adoring. why is her shirt so awkwardly tucked in the front? it looks like she is stashing a colostomy bag. plus those freaking skeleton hands & the greasy skin...ugh!!
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:52pm.
Well maybe the explanation is that Brad is boring, dull, and dumb.
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Submitted by K2 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:52pm.
ITA.
Prior to the breakup, prior to all the rumors, Jen was asked in an interview if Brad was her soulmate and she answered, "No."
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
hmmmm..... glassy eyes, huge pupils, blank stare. I think someone is high as a kite!
BTW... do any of you walk around holding hands? Guy tried to hold my hand walking around the swap meet the other day. I felt like a dork.
Boris and Natasha LOL
yes, they should totally make that movie with these two twats, the casting will be perfect and perhaps erase the horrific memories of Mr. & Mrs Smith.
'cause that was the most over-hyped non-erotic piece of shit ever. the scandal coming out of it was bigger than the movie...still haunt us today...who could have thought they would last this long.
I don't know why people think she's so hot. See old movies of her pre-plastic surgery and she's a fucking dog.
How can to past solid 8's come together and actually slide down on the hot scale? They are 5's now! This goes against all universal laws of sexy.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:33pm.
Just Jared is the official site of the big butt mom jean wearing loosers.
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Huh? I thought DListed was? It must be these retarded eyes I got...Well, I guess I better wipe the pizza grease off my fat fingers and head on over to JJ....
DO NOT cross over to the dark side, we need your big striped ass to protect us!
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Ok, as long as I can do it in my mom jeans...
Besides, they would delete my comments, wouldn't they? You are not allowed to say anything negative about the Mary and Joseph of Hollyweird, at JJ right? Fuck that.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...