Monday, November 17th 2008
Two Cutlets, 1 Cup
Henry the dog is thinking: "I really shouldn't be seeing this shit." I have to agree with Henry. International supermodel Phoebe Price is the reason why I open up my Safari browser in the morning, but this is too much information. To quote Valerie Cherish, "Note to self: After a long day at work, I don't want to see that!"
My gutter trash mind automatically replaces the long, pink straw with a "you know" and those milkshake drops get replaced with a load of "no comment." I do not like cream with my cutlets! That said, the picture above just became my iPhone wallpaper. Well, I'm a devoted Chickenloonie and I like feeling uncomfortable.
Here's PP doing dark-sided things with a milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes last night.
Wenn
Maybe it's the beer goggles talking, but she looks a lot better now than in the past.
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Bless her heart. I had a child who seemed to spill stuff all over himself too.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
"I never noticed this but dappled ho's don't have no frecks on they inner arms...Pourquoi?"
If she were to tan her inner arms, they would freckle. When redheads tan topless even the nips freckle. Trust a redhead who knows.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
What a Douche Bag.
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Sad old ginger minger.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
some people will do anything for attention...I don't know anything about this woman but I would be hard-pressed to say whether she was an actor, singer, whatever...it looks like all she really is is an attention monger. yikes.
so she spilled it all over herself trying to be sexy? haha
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You know what. I'm a very gentle person and would never want to hurt anyone's feelings, but this woman has some kind of major psycological (sp, sorry) disorder. You just don't do that kind of stuff. She is severely wacked and needs to hang it up immediately and lay really low and fly under the radar.
Soo amazing. Words cannot even describe.
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People are crazy and times are strange.
The first phrase that always comes (heh) to mind when I see her is WHAT THE FUCK??!?!
She needs to take her fugly headbands & her paper bag outfit and go far, far, away.
Also, does it say "Chicken" on her tights? If it did, that would be freaking hilarious!
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
Heaven help me that woman is disgusting.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 8:46pm.
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I'm in Jersey,we have fucking WaWa's EVERYWHERE!!!!
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DAMN! Why do I always find myself enlarging this woman's thumbnails?
Submitted by KFedUp on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:39pm.
Are these milkshakes loaded with muscle relaxers and vodka?
Nice! Is yours the voice of experience?
I bet PP was posing down and the lid came off. What you don't see is her hired "pap" rolling on the floor.
Maybe her dripping it all over herself isn't sexy, BUT, milkshakes loaded with muscle relaxers and voddy is DAYNUM SEXAY...Me wanty...now...now...NOW, GOD DAMNIT!!!
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I'll bring the baclofen, you bring the liquid! Can you bring coffee flavour ice cream for the shakes? ooh oooh! scratch that (NO NOT LITERALLY), how's about some 7up floats?
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
ubmitted by Saltypretzel on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:51pm.
What in Chicken Cutlet hell is wrong with this stupid bitch?! Like really, how hard is it to drink a shake without slobbing it all over yourself and the fucking floor?!?
Thumb 4 is fucking disgusting!! Thanks PeePee for turning me off milkshakes forever...well not actually forever, but a really, really long time...asshole.
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Hahah I think she's auditioning for porn now.
This bitch gives me nightmares. Am I the only one?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
What in Chicken Cutlet hell is wrong with this stupid bitch?! Like really, how hard is it to drink a shake without slobbing it all over yourself and the fucking floor?!?
Thumb 4 is fucking disgusting!! Thanks PeePee for turning me off milkshakes forever...well not actually forever, but a really, really long time...asshole.
Submitted by TITS: "Her outfit looks just like my grade 4 gym clothes. One piece shorts set. Hideous and uncomfortable."
Oh my god, I had to wear one of those, too! We had to have our last names embroidered on them. Mine is probably still stuck in the locker because my father gave me some Swiss lock with an unduplicatable key (it had divot thingies on the flat part instead of notches along the edge) and I lost the key and the school never bothered to get the lock cut off. The lock was still there when my sister and I broke into the school like 20 years later. (I was like, wait, we have to go into the girls' locker room. I have to see if that lock is still there. It totally was. We laughed for five minutes straight) Whoever opens that locker is gonna take one look at the name on the uniform and be like "Huh?..." My maiden name was a dooooozy.
But I digress. Phoebe is heading into naughty territory. I thought she was a "nice girl".
Submitted by KFedUp on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:39pm.
Are these milkshakes loaded with muscle relaxers and vodka? Why in God's name is she dripping it all over herself?? Is that supposed to be sexy?
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Maybe her dripping it all over herself isn't sexy, BUT, milkshakes loaded with muscle relaxers and voddy is DAYNUM SEXAY...Me wanty...now...now...NOW, GOD DAMNIT!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Are these milkshakes loaded with muscle relaxers and vodka? Why in God's name is she dripping it all over herself?? Is that supposed to be sexy?
He treats objects like women, man!~The Dude
wheee
Submitted by kbug on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:48pm.
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Phoebe pass out at Millions of Milkshakes last night.
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GET OUT! My dental hygienist's cousin's best friend's hair dresser's mailmain's accountant's sister in law was there too! How AWESOME IS THAT??? What a coincidence! We practically know the same people!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
PP was undoubtedly upset to find out Millions of Milkshakes doesn't have a flavor called "poo poo chocolate". She'll just have to keep on kissing her dog to satisfy that particular jones. She's a mess.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Her outfit looks just like my grade 4 gym clothes. One piece shorts set. Hideous and uncomfortable.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
She's trying waaay to hard to be sexy. She strikes me as someone who is mentally ill which probably explains why she is always pictured alone. Is anyone crazy enough to actually date her?
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Phoebe pass out at Millions of Milkshakes last night.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:34pm.
I think her reign is nearing the end and she's getting sloppy. I was flipping through US or Star or whatever a couple nights ago and she was featured "worst dressed" again and here she is without the mag in sight, spilling milkshake on herself. In the past she could pump gas in one hand and hold her magazine article for the paps in the other. Sloppy, sloppy.
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Jelly H8, that's all it is Jelly H8...I'll believe Pheobe is sloppy when I see Shauna Sand looking slutty. WILL. NEVER. HAPPEN. Oh, drink all the h8rade you want...won't change anything... JELLIS...;+P
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm afraid Phoebe's had a stroke.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:34pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:33pm.
Can't we just be in a book club together? No eating brains?
PSS. You're leaving In-N-Out out of your list of MK's Dlisted food obsessions.
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*Closing tiger eyes*... No eating brains...In-N-Out burger...No eating brains...In-N-Out burger...Ok, got it...Truce, let's go have an In-N-Out burger together! But, uh, Sheeps, did ya ever think of parting the head wool in the middle cuz that would give me a clean claw slice into the flesh just above a good opening to your skull protecting your br-...Uh-uh...zoo officials...GOTTA DASH...
Call me about that book club....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think her reign is nearing the end and she's getting sloppy. I was flipping through US or Star or whatever a couple nights ago and she was featured "worst dressed" again and here she is without the mag in sight, spilling milkshake on herself. In the past she could pump gas in one hand and hold her magazine article for the paps in the other. Sloppy, sloppy.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:33pm.
Can't we just be in a book club together? No eating brains?
PSS. You're leaving In-N-Out out of your list of MK's Dlisted food obsessions.
This just in...
Memo to DListers, having a dirty shirt is sexy...details at 11:00...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:26pm.
I missed the memo where having a dirty shirt was sexy.
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Britney send out that memo.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 8:46pm.
Wawaaaaaaa. Surprisingly good hoagies, with push-pad ordering.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:25pm.
I've come back to look at Henry, who interests me far more than PP ever could.
The Prices have managed to find a lapdog who matches their hair and attire.
Sorry, I spoke too soon. Thumb 10 is the worst. What a pig. Look at the floor. High class....
And whoever said they would stand outside Wawa made me LMAO.
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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.
She is so fond of the papa taking her pictures everywhere, I wonder how she feels that they caught her being a slob!!!!
Maybe she should pay more attention to what she is doing rather than posing. What a jerk she is.
BTW, the claws holding Henry are probably her mother's.
I missed the memo where having a dirty shirt was sexy. Thumb 9 is just gross.
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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.
I've come back to look at Henry, who interests me far more than PP ever could, fake milkshake ejaculate on boobs notwithstanding. Now I'm concerned about those hairy skinny claws clutching Henry in the background. Henry looks like he's being squeezed. Look at his indignant expression! And who made him wear that fruity little cardigan! Outrage!
PETA are wasting their time on Lilo & her mangy fur. They should be rescuing the likes of Henry.
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
im too tired to read comments..so if someone already said this, don't jump my shit..
Everytime I hear the term "dark-sided", I think of that damn crazy religious woman from Trading Spouses: Meet your new mommy.
Submitted by Callan on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:36pm.
I'm going to start posing outside the Wawa near my apartment wearing atrocious headbands and wait for someone to take pictures of me.
You're near a Wawa?! Where you at, Philly, burbs, or Jersey?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
This woman oozes style and glamor.
Or perhaps this woman simply oozes.
Cheers.
Uck. What a mess.
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after the talk earlier about dildos, now I've learned you can give yourself a money shot. why be gay OR straight these days?
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
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on the other hand they look a lot like John McCain so perhaps not
Wish I had a flying monkey nose like that. Some girls have all the luck :(
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:08pm.
I never noticed this but dappled ho's don't have no frecks on they inner arms...Pourquoi?
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tiger baby, you liking the redheads?
we're extra tasty.
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I actually do lurves me some Gingers, always did. Even as a child, I always wanted to touch red head's hair, not blondes, not brunettes, just the gingers..I was obsessed with Ginger on Giligan's Island too. Fuck you Marianne lovers. Ginger was the shit. I also favored my few Ginger dolls over all others as being purtier, (but I loved them all the same...)...MK's even gotten me lusting over Prince Hot Ginge, and that ain't right cuz I'm almost old enough to be the boy's mama...Ok, I'm old enough...Wait, now old is his hot Ginge ass? Meh, in any event, doesn't mean a hot Ginge can't get him some Mrs. Robinson action in Tiger town...Meow...
I also don't think freckles is fug...specially on the gingers...I just never noticed peeps don't have 'em on their inner arms....
Unforch, I can't pull over red hair...tried and EPIC FAIL....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She really does kind of look like a chicken with those feathers in her hair!I think she was trying to be sexy with the straw/milk/drip thing.Epic Fail!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:08pm.
I never noticed this but dappled ho's don't have no frecks on they inner arms...Pourquoi?
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tiger baby, you liking the redheads?
we're extra tasty.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin