Monday, November 17th 2008
Two Cutlets, 1 Cup
Henry the dog is thinking: "I really shouldn't be seeing this shit." I have to agree with Henry. International supermodel Phoebe Price is the reason why I open up my Safari browser in the morning, but this is too much information. To quote Valerie Cherish, "Note to self: After a long day at work, I don't want to see that!"
My gutter trash mind automatically replaces the long, pink straw with a "you know" and those milkshake drops get replaced with a load of "no comment." I do not like cream with my cutlets! That said, the picture above just became my iPhone wallpaper. Well, I'm a devoted Chickenloonie and I like feeling uncomfortable.
Here's PP doing dark-sided things with a milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes last night.
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The papz take pics of her because she pays them too, I imagine. Do you know what her line of work is? Does she do anything besides pose and wear weird clothes?
Your face!
Maybe it's the beer goggles talking, but she looks a lot better now than in the past. For one thing, she's wearing tights to cover up those hideous gaunt, pale legs of hers.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:08pm.
I never noticed this but dappled ho's don't have no frecks on they inner arms...Pourquoi?
For the same reason you don't have stripes on your paw pads or snatchal region: they're not needed. Freckles have gotta be a genetic reaction to thousands of years of sun exposure.
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See, Sheeps. I knew you were smart in the brains...Mmmmmm, sheeps brains....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm whiteknuckling this one.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:09pm.
Whispers back : Is IG living in a bar in Del Rio?
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I think she's trying to move there, something about problems with her GPS system not locating the place and then some problem about purchasing a donkey from Craigslist...maybe Peta getting involved or something like that.
*bad word*
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:08pm.
I never noticed this but dappled ho's don't have no frecks on they inner arms...Pourquoi?
For the same reason you don't have stripes on your paw pads or snatchal region: they're not needed. Freckles have gotta be a genetic reaction to thousands of years of sun exposure.
Genius is never pretty, folks.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:02pm.
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Whispers back : Is IG living in a bar in Del Rio?
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:03pm.
Dayyum, she really thinks she's all that, doesn't she? LOL
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She's trying, and shes been to the Paris Hilton school of getting attention for doing nothing.
I never noticed this but dappled ho's don't have no frecks on they inner arms...Pourquoi?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Dayyum, she really thinks she's all that, doesn't she? LOL
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:53pm.
You know, it's clear to me that PP is becoming increasingly dork-sided.(ref: milky substance trickling down her chin as she leers at paps) Why doesn't she just invite some random guy to her parking lot du jour and blow him in broad daylight for the paps, while she clutches poor Henry. Because you know that's where this train-wreck is heading.
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*whispers to joe* I think this is a job that only Master Sensei can handle. Does anyone have the telephone # to the bar in Del Rio?
joe shmoe on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:53pm.
the shot of her trying to wipe all that milkshake off the front of her dress is choice. Can she be any nuttier? Jeesus she is a mess.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
what is she high?? how can she not even manage to drink a milkshake properly? what a mess.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:56pm.
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*perking up*....maybe I should have taken Nitty up on her invitation to visit..I had *no* idea...
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
I've just scrutinized Henry's face and it's clear that he doesn't approve of Phoebe's slutty pandering to the paps.
He could come live with me. No public milkshake dribbling here.
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
Well it's quittin' time, plus if I wanted to watch something sleep, drink, sleep, drink, piss on others, sleep, drink some more, make more pee-pee times, lick genitals, lick other's gentital, then more pee-pee times....I would visit NitWitty.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:52pm.
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hahahahaha oui. *hic*
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
You know, it's clear to me that PP is becoming increasingly dork-sided.(ref: milky substance trickling down her chin as she leers at paps) Why doesn't she just invite some random guy to her parking lot du jour and blow him in broad daylight for the paps, while she clutches poor Henry. Because you know that's where this train-wreck is heading.
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
Et tu, Mrs K.?
*le sigh*
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Dont care even a little bit about this woman. I used to think she was a tranny, then I realized she was even less interesting.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:50pm.
Tout va encore bien?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:50pm.
Mrs. Kavitz....you have Angelina and Brad as your avie, I would have never guessed that you are one of "them".
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OMG I am soooooooooooooo busted, right?
I was sent here as a spy by my fake friends over at JJ.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:14pm.
or we'll say that Sheeps wore one of the dresses that he stole from Courtney Love
Look, you made me return the rented Bob Mackies.
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Did you take any pix before you returned them?
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
Mrs. Kavitz....you have Angelina and Brad as your avie, I would have never guessed that you are one of "them".
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:48pm.
yup, we got us some bad ass dogs here!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
CTH
3-way!!!!!
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by Sayonara on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:44pm.
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I just hope that Phoebe cleaned up her own mess, instead of leaving it for the poor clerk behind the counter. Wait, do you think she was at The Ivy when she did this?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:40pm.
puppies in ass beating mode, big time.
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I just saw one make pee pee!!!!!
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Would someone please give her a job?!
I do it once, I do it twice...
Now there's steak with the beans & rice... B.D.P
Submitted by Callan on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:36pm.
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Throw on some lucite heels and let's play paparazzi :P
puppies in ass beating mode, big time.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Stock Broker!
AND she is already house broken! She just wee'd on the Wee Pad!!
(i'm like the mom of the neighborhood bully!!! "My Timmy is soooo special!")
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
I bet Phoebe is looking at her pictures on this site and singing to herself: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like "It's better than yours".
Clarisse ~ your puppy is taking lessons from the WWF. That's some serious body slamming she's doing to my pup.
I'm going to start posing outside the Wawa near my apartment wearing atrocious headbands and wait for someone to take pictures of me.
... Seriously, Chicken Cutlets?
Rarely do I see a picture that is SO desperate in it's intentions that I get uncomfortable, but... yeah. This did it.
Stock! My puppeh is kickin your puppehs ass!!!
*runs back to puppy cam*
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
that's yummy;)
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Ok someoneo splain this to me. Does this shit stain have a regular job or does she just wake up in the morning make herself look like a clown and go stand around on the street. And who the hell wastes their time taking her picture in the first place. I mean what can she be worth? a dime and a nickle per a roll of film?
To anyone interested (which i assume is no one)- Jodie Marsh is on Animal planet with her spoiled awful dogs!
Her poor parents!
I log back in for a second, and see THIS?!!
she is SO FUCKING PATHETIC!!
*runs away, signs back out of DL*
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:20pm.
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Yes, but you need to return Courtney's Kathy Lee Gifford collection, designer clothes aren't easy to come by when you don't have a singing career nor an acting career....just the residuals from the husband-who-died-before-he-could-divorce-you estate.
i feel like i should be paying to watch these puppies fight....
Puppies are in serious attack mode right now.
They're ripping into each other like Skankelina & Anniston.
On Topic: who cares about Brain Belt Chicken Cutlets.
...Sheeps!.....How's it goin' my friend?....it's amazingly clear and quiet out here in the hood...I hope none of your wool got singed over the last few days...
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:14pm.
or we'll say that Sheeps wore one of the dresses that he stole from Courtney Love
Look, you made me return the rented Bob Mackies.
typical, passing the dog around so she can party.
Submitted by mahaatma on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:12pm.
Hey you! We barely see you anymore. Nice and smoky out there?