Two Cutlets, 1 Cup

Henry the dog is thinking: "I really shouldn't be seeing this shit." I have to agree with Henry. International supermodel Phoebe Price is the reason why I open up my Safari browser in the morning, but this is too much information. To quote Valerie Cherish, "Note to self: After a long day at work, I don't want to see that!"

My gutter trash mind automatically replaces the long, pink straw with a "you know" and those milkshake drops get replaced with a load of "no comment." I do not like cream with my cutlets! That said, the picture above just became my iPhone wallpaper. Well, I'm a devoted Chickenloonie and I like feeling uncomfortable.

Here's PP doing dark-sided things with a milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes last night.

Wenn

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Phoebe Price

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:17pm.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:15pm.
Puppeh's up and fighting mad!
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Is that the code word for "penis", if so, you need to go to the Prince thread.

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:16pm.

OK Slitty! *pinky swearing*

Speaking of pinky's, I think Henry the dog's pinky shriveled up after watching PP pose for these pics.

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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:15pm.

Is that her mother in the background with Henry?

*dabs nose* She must be so proud of her little girl!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:15pm.

Puppeh's up and fighting mad!

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:14pm.

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:10pm.
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If IG shows up and reads this, let's pretend that Nitty or joe stole my password and posted it...or we'll say that Sheeps wore one of the dresses that he stole from Courtney Love and was pretending to be me and posted this.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:13pm.

I didn't know freshwater trout liked ice cream.

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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...

Submitted by Maleficent on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:13pm.

And yeah, her nose does look like victim of waaaay too much funkily cut cocaine.

Submitted by mahaatma on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:12pm.

...PP pretending to be a swallower?....puleez!...I can smell cold fish from my house!...I'm guessing she's smooth down there like Barbie anyway...

Submitted by Maleficent on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:10pm.

This chick has always bugged the snot outta me. I can't until her reign as Hot Slut of the Year is over----I hope all of you who voted for her are finally over the Chicken Cutlet love!

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:10pm.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:09pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:05pm.
Thumbnail #6 is all kinds of wrong.
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Hell, I thought that was IG after a weekend spent in Del Rio>
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Bwahahahaha! *hiding behind my donkey*

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:09pm.

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:05pm.
Thumbnail #6 is all kinds of wrong.
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Hell, I thought that was IG after a weekend spent in Del Rio.

Submitted by NovaNightly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:09pm.

Holy crap...does she REALLY think she looks stylish???

HA! *snort*

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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?

Submitted by AmberWaves on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:09pm.

Did she forget what caramel shakes did to her thighs last time?

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:05pm.

Thumbnail #6 is all kinds of wrong.

Submitted by DMoan on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:05pm.

Call me crazy, but I'm kind of turned on by that.

Phoebe: "I will drink your milkshake!"

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:04pm.

Am I crazy for liking her headband???

YES.

*incoherently muttering to self*

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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:03pm.

The puppies are up and they are feisty!

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:03pm.

That picture gives oral sex a bad name!

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:02pm.

Geez, I hate big-mouth heffers who get all messy; it's not hard Phoebe, just follow my Saturday night 4-step program: open mouth wide, insert object, close mouth, and swallow. It's not hard, and you don't go through a roll of Bounty trying to clean up a mess.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:02pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:59pm.
No wonder her poor mom drinks.

I think her dog could use a drink too.

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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:01pm.

I'm assuming cheek implants come in sizes, like breast implants, no? I mean, who made the determination that this ho needed a set of DDD cheek implants? Cuz they was WRAWNG for that.

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:01pm.

If I was the store owner I'd make PP clean up those cum stains on the floor.

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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:00pm.

good lord, I don't need any images of chicken cutlet's jizz shot in my brain.

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:59pm.

If she thinks doing this shit is cute, funny, hot, or anything but SAD, she's out of her damn mind.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:59pm.

She's doing bukkake now?

Submitted by gdubs on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:59pm.

i can see the coke hole in her septum!!

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:59pm.

It look likes she hasn't gotten any "you know" and "no comment" in um . . . ever.

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It's creamie, not prune!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:59pm.

No wonder her poor mom drinks.

Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:58pm.

Submitted by mike on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:55pm.

If you think that visual is bad, imagine her vomiting that milkshake up ten minutes later.

And you KNOW she did. She just all kindsa nasty.

Submitted by MuffinAmy on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:58pm.

The 2nd & 3rd thumbnails are just... just...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

Is she now aspiring to Maria Geronazzo -ness?

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:57pm.

The fingerless gloves are all kinds of amazing.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:57pm.

No matter how hard she tries, she will always be a nasty walking cadaver with NO "it" quality whatSOever.

Submitted by Mejinn on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:57pm.

Submitted by mike on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:55pm.

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It would be a vast improvement to that assrag she calls a dress.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:56pm.

First there was Isis, then Angelina, now Phoebe...
MK has posted back-to-back-to back tranny posts. Triple Tranny Threat!

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:55pm.

Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:52pm.

Isn't she allowed indoors?
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She went for a mani/pedi once. But, come to think of it, that didn't REALLY look like it was inside either...

She was in her house once!

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Submitted by name_optional on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:55pm.

I can practically smell her freckles from here...
spotted southern monster

Submitted by mike on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:55pm.

If you think that visual is bad, imagine her vomiting that milkshake up ten minutes later.

Submitted by XENU on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:54pm.

All I really have to say about this is:

DEATH TO CHICKEN CUTLETS.

Submitted by Pernicious on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:54pm.

Why is she soiling herself in public in this revolting fashion? Ugh, her novelty factor has gone sour - she makes me want to pelt her with rotten eggs.