Birthday Sluts

Sorry to say Callan..But half of that sandwich is kind of wrong..Lol..

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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location

That Chi-Pooch is too effing cute. Love me da soup.

10 is 52?

DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

I'm a Joelaloonie & I missed the birthday......awww

Fellow Happy Berfday, Stoned Chic!!! us Scorpios are the BEST EVARRR! believe it!!! :D

i fucking LOVE Joel McHale. he makes my Fridays worth waiting for!!! :D

i fricking love joel mchale! i love lou too<3 i met joel earlier this year in san francisco and what a nice, sweet guy.. of course funny too! happy happy birthday joel!

in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3

I'm down with Mike D. and it ain't no baloney
For real, not phony "O.E." and Rice-a-Roni...

Ming-Na looks fantastic for a 45-year old. Happy B'day to Dominique Dawes
~SAS

A very deserving birthday slut LOL Funny bastard that he is!!

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Rippy Razor Says "It's down the block, not across the street!!"

I'd totally pull a Jay Mohr with Joel. Don't be jealous, MK!

Joel is my best friend's cousin! Happy birthday Joel!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofRF5vpFpl0
Joel as rainbow brite!

Happy Birthday Joel!!! I love you!

great photo :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Happy B day Joel! I wonder what present spaghetti cat will give him??

_ Why not?_

Joel is the hotness! LOVE HIM FOREVER! Two days before my b-day in fact!

Your face!

Its my birthday to and I am 37 as well. Man who would of thunk this was the best day and year to be born!!

Love ya Michael K

Stoned_Chic

OMG! Lou is the ONLY reason why I watch The Soup.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).

Happy Birfday, Meadowgirl! Party on.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

HAPPY BERFDAY, MEADOWGIRL!

=)

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<

@MisoHorny LMAO! I can hear that girl saying that on Soup about Miley "Felony" lol!!

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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!

Happy Birthday Joe Biden! Barack actually got him cupcakes, which is officially the cutest thing ever.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/11/20/obama-brings-biden-birth...

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Thug means never having to say you're sorry.

IT'S MY BERFDAY TOO, BITCHES!!!!

Joel McHale & i have the exact same berfday. i'm 37 too!!!! YAY!!!!! he's dreamy!

yay! BERFDAY BERFDAY BERFDAY!!!!

i have to go to work but i don't care. i'm going to have all the attention! YES!

Joel is the coolest!

Hugs and Kisses on your bald spot Joel on your 37th...

(((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))) XXXX

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Why be difficult when I smell better as impossible!

In Honor of Joel McHale's birthday"

''It's Miley!''

''It's still a felony''

Lubs The Soup!

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VROOM VROOM

I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!

http://www.myspace.com/kokeshidoll1969

Happy bdays, Sean Young, Joe Biden and the original LaughIn hot slut, Kaye Ballard!

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he says, " Yo Mike D!"
And i said, " Mike D'e NUTS!"

Happy B-day Mike D you old Beastie Bitch!

Joel McHale! All hale McHale! ha ha

Joe Walsh? Im getting him confused with a music person? Not Joe Cocker.

Um he is american Most wanted dude?

Well I dunno!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Happy birthday Joel! After John Henson left "Talk Soup", I didn't think anyone could replace him. I was wrong!

Happy birthday Mike Diamond! My favorite Beastie Boys video. Hey Ladies

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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson

Smile

I bet Joe Biden's celebrating big time today.

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Happy birthday Mr. Vice President Joe Biden!

And Happy Barfday to Joel McHale! Soooo Meaty!!!

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

And Happy Birthday Joe Biden.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

A VERY sweet Happy Birthday to my lover Joel McHale!!!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:04am.

Triscuit, I'm backing you ALL the way to sobriety!
If a total dope-head like me can kick it then you can too.
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Wyle E Coyote
"Yeah, the joke doesn't really work if I have to explain it in detail. Just give me an endearing look and continue eating your panini", MK.

Useless trivia:
Richard Dawson met his wife on Family Feud, after 10 years of dating they finally got married. She was a petite blond contestant.
I watch the game Show network on the weekends, I loved him on Match Game. That's a show they could never do today, it was a fucking party.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

AHUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Happy birthday Joel...you funny man you!

(i love joel)

Love, love, love Joel!

Speaking of that... you b*tches need to remind me on Friday about The Soup. Ever since I got into the habit of posting here, I forget about it.

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My other gig

My other hangout

Happy Birfday Mike D and JOEL!!!!!

I like Richard Dawson in Hogan's Heros
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

GOD FOR YOU MY TRISCUIT! I know it's so hard with the way everything is going but you are a strong person and you can get thru everything much better sober, I promise! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Joel McHale & Lou ~ rock on!

Happy Barfday to them. The Soup is one of the few shows worth watching.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:58am.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^LMfffAO!
How ya doin today,sweet~asspiece?

I'm in quite a fucked position,trying to stay sober,just (kinda) broke up w/kid's Dad,Don't know where to go AND fucking CHRISTMAS is coming!
Now I need a drink,but I won't.
hummmmph

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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I

trisc: you know in whatever you like when he goes "iwant your body need your body" well my bf pointed out to me that it sounds like "i want Joe Biden, need Joe Biden" now I can't listen to it without hearing that. LMAO and since I have had a crush on Joe for years, I like it! LOL

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:51am.
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I quoted the B~Boys on my earlier post.
ADRock is my FAVORITE.

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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I

Is Richard Dawson dead?
Remember when he would always try, and most of the time suceed,putting wet,sloppy nasty kisses on all the women on "Family Fued"?
perv.

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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I

Mike D.. Lets lay down some tracks!! haha i'm a nerd!! Beastie Boys.. I loved this song, Paul Revere when I was lil, My sisters would sing it,cause they were older, so i wanted to be like them.. Good memories

http://www.elyrics.net/read/b/beastie-boys-lyrics/paul-revere-lyrics.htm...

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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!

Wrong or right? I would totally be in the middle of a Joel McHale/Joe Biden sandwich.

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:35am.
C Word / Sheeps,
Whenever I think of Joe Walsh I remember an interview
he did on The Tonight Show a LOOOONG time ago. He
was talking about how an earthquake woke him up once
but he didn't get out of bed because he just thought
it was the DT's again.
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:D
That sounds like Joe!

Hi Clarisse!

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Why buy the pig when you can get the sausage for free?

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:35am.

Wow. I've heard rumors that he parties.

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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)

C Word / Sheeps,
Whenever I think of Joe Walsh I remember an interview
he did on The Tonight Show a LOOOONG time ago. He
was talking about how an earthquake woke him up once
but he didn't get out of bed because he just thought
it was the DT's again.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:22am.
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:17am.

His involvement with the Eagles coincided with their biggest commercial successes. Is it snowing up your way? It was 85F here yesterday. :)
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That's why I think it's kind of weird that I'm not the biggest Eagles fan (I think it may have to do with Glen Frey's voice....?).

It did snow last night. We got about...*doing conversion in my head*...2 or 3 inches.
And everything looks beautiful this morning.... :)

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Why buy the pig when you can get the sausage for free?