Emo Baby Does Not Want To Come Out
Yes, this is an old ass picture of Ashlee and Jessica B.S. (Before Surgeries). So...Asshole Simpson has been pregnant...oh...for about 2 or 3 years now, at least. There were rumors over the weekend that Emo Baby was about to make his grand entrance, but apparently that didn't happen. The big-tittied frog went on The Ellen Degeneres Show and blabbed that her sister can't wait to pop.
Jessica told Ellen that Asshole may induce labor, "They're going to have to. It's already developing really quick." She went on to say that Asshole is trying everything to get Emo Baby to come out, "Different foot massages and stuff. I don't know. I think she's really just jumping around trying everything right now."
This is the thing, that baby is stalling for time. It does not want to come the fuck out and can you blame it? It's sitting in there, arms crossed, pout on its face, thinking "Nope. Not today. Not ever." Asshole better come to terms with the fact that she's going to be pregnant for the rest of her life. She's going to be a 54-year-old woman, knocked up with an overgrown 30-year-old. Emo Baby's leg is going to be hanging out of her snatch and its hand will be coming out of her ass, but it will still refuse to come out.
You know how they can trick Emo Baby into popping out? Ass and Pete need to tell it that they will put it up for adoption as soon as it comes out. That baby would jump out with the adoption papers ready to sign before Ass could say "acid reflux."
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It can't come out. Its chin is too big.
Dat baby done yet Ma?
Nope Pa, and i don't reckon 'tever will be. I keep pushin 'im out, he keeps runnin back in.
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The baby probably saw Pete waiting at the end of the tunnel with a flat iron and a sharpie.
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Oh sick picture. Sick shirt.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
And that poor kid has a butt chin to look forward to, also. sad.
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Gawd that poor baby. It's got these twats as its parents, and Papa Joe as its pervy grandpa. Ew. It probably shakes at the thought of peepaw saying "come over here little one, sit on Papa Joe's lap." UGH.
The ugly truth about Jon and Kate Gosselin:
http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/
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Submitted by yum pickles on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:40am.
Maybe they should lay out some bait, like Frito Pie in front of Asslee's crotch.
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Since when is Britney an OBGYN? LOL
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Maybe they should lay out some bait, like Frito Pie in front of Asslee's crotch.
ugly as a mud fence.
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Dang! If I was in this dumb b*tch's body, I'd want to get the f*ck outta there!
Damn, they both looked so different back then! Jessica actually looked cute, and Ashlee...um, well...
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