The Crackhive Returns!
Amy Wino's main homegirl, her crackhive, returned to the top of her head yesterday where it's been missing for a couple of weeks. Wino's crackhive was probably off seeing the world, laying on beaches and recuperating from dealing with its owner's fuckery. Her crackhive quickly realized that being Wino's hiding place isn't so bad. I mean, lots of available and free drugs! I bet Wino doesn't even notice that her crackhive has been snorting some of her stuff. 1 line for Wino, 2 lines for crackhive!
In other crackie news, Wino tried to visit her Blaaaaaake in rehab yesterday, but she sort of lost track of time and missed visiting hours. Same old, same old. Wino was obviously busy reading bible scriptures to school children. Or she was making sweet love to her crack pipe. Probably the latter. The Daily Mail says she got into a cab, drove for 5-minutes and decided that shit wasn't going to happen, so she turned around.
Here's more of Wino with her beloved crackhive back together in Camden yesterday. It also looks like her ballet slippers's day off was yesterday. Wino in sneakers?! Wino realized that wearing sneakers makes it easier and faster for her to chase and beat at the paparazzi.
Splash, Wenn
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Jeffro,
As long as it's not Pittsburg, i'm all for helpin!
I heard that rumor too about Quinn...that must make showering after the game LOADS of fun!
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Twinkle twinkle, little bat
How I wonder what you're at
Submitted by uyiewe on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:39am.
SHE IS WEIRD.
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Fuck you, at least she doesn't have to resort to the internet for "sex"! or spamming for "a job"
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She has become a caricature! Send her to Mr Britzilla, he will straighten her out quick smart.
--thanks awfully--
Why does this crack whore NEED a bodyguard? We've seen pictures of her full cracky psycho mode. Nobody in their right mind would go near her.
Except sadly that unfortunate bodyguard, who's at least getting paid to risk his life being near the crack whore.
Wino doesn't look any worse than the Paris Hilton photo you showed last night. Not any better, just not worse.
Her 15 minutes were up last summer and her crackhead routine got tired way before that. The media needs to obsess over a new nobody and give this tired one a break. Taking off a wig and putting it back on a couple of weeks later is not news.
Is anyone MONITORING her?! I thought she lived with her dad, why does he let her do this to herself?? Anyone ever ask themselves that QUESTION?!!!
Come on along...
This woman is piteous.
And we are all watching her die before our eyes.
Cher, is that you?
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If I were her bodyguard, I'd wear surgical gloves and mask and get tested for rabies.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:41am.
Jeffro11,
LOL!!! Yeah, our defense blows and our QB is just a pretty face, but dammit our kicker ROCKS!
*rolls eyes*
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Think of it as helping out the Pats by beating Buffalo. :)
I thought I heard somewhere that Brady Quinn may be one of those people that Prince doesn't like...
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
I wonder if she wears a merkin on her festered meat curtains or are there to many maggots.
Slutts will so thrilled to know the Beehive is safe!
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"
I never thought i'd say thir, but Wino looks so much better with that giant poop on the top of her head...
Yehey, her beehive's back! I'm still hoping that she gets well and makes more music.
Jeffro11,
LOL!!! Yeah, our defense blows and our QB is just a pretty face, but dammit our kicker ROCKS!
*rolls eyes*
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Twinkle twinkle, little bat
How I wonder what you're at
SHE IS WEIRD.
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Her hair and makeup are getting so out of control, just like the rest of her. Her friends much be too cracked out to tell her how rediculous she looks.
Today is one of those days where staying in bed all day sounds like the best option.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:28am.
Jeffro11,
It is! All night! Welcome to Cleveland!
Oh, and the shitter's full.
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Lake effect snow, like Buffalo? (thanks to your Browns for knocking off the Bills last night, BTW)
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"Hey Clark, you ever see a set on a dog like that?"
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Somewhere, Donald Trump is shaking his hair helmet.
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Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:15am.
Off topic, but I just have to tell you that I want to marry your avatar.
On topic: Crackie makes my stomach turn.
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OMG..those jeans!! Thats some straight up Fashion Bug shit, circa 1992.
That looks like the Joe Dirt crackhive
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Hahahahaha... She's got a mullet-hive! I couldn't put my finger on it! I kept re-running the original hairspary movie in my head to see if I recall a redneck beehive in the movie.
I've heard the term 'asshat' but never seen one...
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
You all are being too harsh. Perhaps she's trying to look more Hasidic and is off to temple. Sheesh!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Where the heck is she going, Rydell High? Anygrease, her crackhive looks like an octopus.
I've had enough with this chick. Put her away please.
That beehive would make her look a lot better if it was stapled over that face to cover her beak.
Jeffro11,
It is! All night! Welcome to Cleveland!
Oh, and the shitter's full.
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Twinkle twinkle, little bat
How I wonder what you're at
Sweet Jesus. It's like Elvira's wig, Jermaine Jackson's gheri curl and Marge Simpson's beehive had a fucking baby.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:13am.
This mornings tally…
Talentless plastic fuckwad blondes = 4
Flushing her talent down the shitter brunette = 1
I wanna crawl back under my blankie and watch the snow fall out my bedroom window.....
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Still snowing, Clarisse?
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Angelina?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
why does she even bother with that piece? we all have seen her witout it....
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
She is fucking hot!!! i only hope that when i become a crack junkie..I look as stunning ass this natural beauty!!!
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That hair! Those jeans! The eye make-up! This is why drugs are bad!!! She looks like Countess Crackula.
((runs screaming from thread))
Two steps forward, 1 weave back.
Ugh.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:16am.
I didn't know they had white trash in London but then again they probably go by a different name and don't live in trailers
Yes darlin', we called them 'chavs' here, they live in council estates and they use a rising inflexion in everyfink, yeah?
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HOLY MOTHER OF CRACK!
hahahahaha!!
words fail me.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
And I didn't even notice the acid wash! I didn't know they had white trash in London but then again they probably go by a different name and don't live in trailers
Every time I look at her I imagine a stinky and festering pussy.
She's beyond self-parody now.
She couldn't even bother to try to straighten her natural hair? It looks ridic because you can tell that sh-t is fake. Curly on top, straight down the back? It's like a crackhead mullet.
So pathetic.
That looks like the Joe Dirt crackhive.
wow, enlarge the thumbnails, you can really see the dirt all over her, including her face.
so, that thing is a wig or what?
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This mornings tally…
Talentless plastic fuckwad blondes = 4
Flushing her talent down the shitter brunette = 1
I wanna crawl back under my blankie and watch the snow fall out my bedroom window.....
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Twinkle twinkle, little bat
How I wonder what you're at
This is enough! She's going to die before our eyes like that South Park episode about Britney Spears. Can someone commit her? This is too much!!!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.