London Is Alive!
Ever since Brit Brit started taking her meds and Daddy Spears became the head of her everything, London has been missing in action. I'm sure I've been annoying everyone with my constant "Where is London?" shit. I figured Brit left him in some gas station bathroom or traded him in for a Slim Jim. It also crossed my mind that maybe London is still hiding in her closet, living off the cheese from Brit's dirty panties.
Well, London is alive! In the new issue of Heat Magazine, a friend said that the original suicide watch dog is living with a family friend, because “everyone thought it would be best for her and London if he were placed elsewhere."
You probably don't give a turkey's dick, but I did! And now I can be at peace knowing that London is safe and sound with Chester Cheetah.
Thanks Katy
Damn,she even lost custody of her dog.That's harsh.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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She's "gotten rid of" every pet she's ever had. They are just temporary toys for her. But what do you expect from someone who never has any consequences for their actions.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
THE DATE OF THIS PIC IS OCTOBER 16, 2007...A BIT OVER A YEAR AGO & BEFORE ADNAN
Remember when Britney said Bit Bit, Lacy Loo and Lucky (her other three dogs were cuter than Paris'?
Lmao Bitch War!
And then Britney bought them diamond collars and $110 steaks? Dang!
I'm kind of happy that they took him away from her, she was to emotional attached to it, walking around the house looking for London in tears when Sam hid him, and she would change his clothes constantly.
Reminds of bad times. :\
Maybe she'll get him back in the future, as long as she doesn't bring back the pink wig with it. I really do hope she left that wig at a gas station ...
That's a very old pic, probably even pre-Adnan.
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They were dork-sided!
"Placed elsewhere"? Isn't that the terminology they use in foster care? No wonder the dumb ho lost her kids. Glad London is safe and no longer having to lick the sweat off of windows to quench his thirst.
Yeah, this is a classic trainwreck-days photo of her! What I really want to know is the approximate date of this pic. Does anyone happen to know, like the month & year this was shot?
Sibsi - this is an old pic of Shitney, during the traiwreck days.
Submitted by DUDE on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:22pm.
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Gotta love small towns. just a small town girl
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living in a lonley world....
Ho, ho.... Britney is looking... not as well as she was in the past few months. Just my tingling senses capturing some possible relapse of sorts.
I'm glad the dog is still alive, not sure if well, but hopefully it gets attention from her handlers or whatever.
My grandma always says selfish people shouldn't have dogs, because the things really do need attention and affection. I believe her. this looks like a dog, who might have food and water, but not much love :(
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For the record, if anyone cares, I did NOT click on the turkey's dick link.
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
well, thank goodness London isn;t in hell with all of Paris' dead dogs.
hopefully Britney's children will have the same fate - growing up without her.
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"
I bet Kfed got London! Hell, he got everything else.
And now there are rumors of her caretaker-Daddy in a bar drinking!!! How much longer before this family finally implodes?
Living well is the best revenge.......
I don't know what would be worse? Starving to death or subsisting on the cheese on Shitney's drawers!
Lucky for that little dog ( I hope so, anyway ) he is with someone OTHER than that vapid turd.
Twatney is too ding dang busy trying restart her failed career to take care of her dogs, kids, plants, etc. That would require her to actually CARE about something other than herself.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:22pm.
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Gotta love small towns. just a small town girl
the DUDE! abides...
I wanted to know too! I still want to know where Baby and Bit Bit are now... anyone know???
Londons gone gray!
Back seat of a car in high school? (as it pertains to PLFing)
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LMFAO! You musta had the good ones, I always had to go home and bleed one off after hearing, "not tonight"...
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by DUDE on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:01pm.
Wish I was a dog, sounds like a pretty good life to me...up to the pant leg fucking, that's where I draw the line.
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"If he gets to humping your leg, it's best just to let him finish."
I dunno Dude, where else would you get that? LOL
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Back seat of a car in high school? (as it pertains to PLFing)
the DUDE! abides...
Funneh! London has the same fate as Shitney's children. I wonder if they've given her plants away too - I doubt she could even take care of those! You know it's hard for her being one of those prison people :)
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
YOU CAN'T STOP THE BUTTSLAP WITH A SALLY MACK WACK!
"adjusting my sock slot"
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by DUDE on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:01pm.
Wish I was a dog, sounds like a pretty good life to me...up to the pant leg fucking, that's where I draw the line.
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"If he gets to humping your leg, it's best just to let him finish."
I dunno Dude, where else would you get that? LOL
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Submitted by DUDE on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:48pm.
Glad to have given you some food for thought.
BTW: My sister-in-law used to work at the Waffle House, on Highway 49, in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. She got fired for spending too much time washing her hands ... she would lather up after she handled money and before she would handle food. True story.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:56pm.
Yeah, he went to someone who could properly take care of him. Who will bathe, brush and most importantly FEED him.
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Wish I was a dog, sounds like a pretty good life to me...up to the pant leg fucking, that's where I draw the line.
the DUDE! abides...
Yeah, he went to someone who could properly take care of him. Who will bathe, brush and most importantly FEED him.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by DUDE on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:11pm.
Shouldn't she be serving flapjacks at some Waffle House in the south?
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Would you eat from any plate she touched?????
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I wouldn't wipe my dirty places with anything she'd touched.
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:23pm.
Stupid people should be NEUTERED!
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I think we're onto something, Salem.
"This is Bob Barker reminding you to have your dog, cat, trashy hobag, no-talent skank, or otherwise waste of space spayed or neutered."
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:23pm.
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Well, now that you put it in the form of a question I'm suffering internal conflict.
No, I would not eat off of a plate she proffered, however, considering that I've eaten in Waffle Houses in the past and that the employees working at said locations probably had the same skill sets when it comes to hygiene and personal maintenance, I'd say I'm having a Mexican
Standoff with myself.
Viva Zapata!
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:23pm.
Stupid people should be NEUTERED!
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
Put down London, quit showbiz and get your kids back bitch, i mean, "it's Britney bitch."
Submitted by DUDE on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:11pm.
Shouldn't she be serving flapjacks at some Waffle House in the south?
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Would you eat from any plate she touched?????
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Bob Barker should start a new campaign...
"Stupid People Shouldn't Breed."
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
_Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:16pm.
Babies = breast feeding is ok, shaking is not.
Teens = shaking is ok, breast feeding is not.
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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:08pm.
Problem solved. Your young kids start thinking like trampy hussies, shake em. No more whore times.
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Trudat. You're not supposed to shake a baby but there is NOTHING in the rulebooks about shaking a teenager.
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Shouldn't she be serving flapjacks at some Waffle House in the south?
the DUDE! abides...
LMAO at the turkey dick link. MK you always make my day.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by kevin clamato on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:23pm.
Why do so many people "hate" Britney? You don't even know her. Her latest album ROCKS!
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Do you want the whole list?
And no it doesn't.
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KC: Since when has sarcastic mockery been equated with hate? Do you think that all those celebs who ridicule the honoree at the roasts hate the honoree?
We can't possibly hate Brit ... she provides us with grist for our snarky mill of mockery.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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I sitll say 1/2 her crazy times would have been avoided had some one taken her obnoxious 16 year old ass and shaken the bitch HARD.
I mean just slap the slutty pig tails off her little 16 year old ass and sat this bitch in the corner and made her read a book.
"oh i came up with the concept of a school girls uniform for my first video..."
You did? * slap*
Problem solved. Your young kids start thinking like trampy hussies, shake em. No more whore times.
LOL
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:09pm.
@Momus- as if she WEARS panties!
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Maybe Daddy is making her. *panty-check at the door*
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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I miss crazy Brit but I'm glad the doggy is in better hands now.
I hope Lynne Spears is really, really proud of herself. And what happened to the other dogs she had before?
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They were dork-sided!
Maybe it was the TRL article from the other day that reminded me of this, but I'm glad Mandy Moore never went this route. She got famous around the same time as Britney but she was even younger. Mandy kind of disappeared except for being in a few crappy movies, but she's never come across as desperate. She must have good parents.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:42pm.
the damage to society has been done.
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The damage to her psyche has been done.
She's a lost cause.
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
Well, you all rock my world!
Work, bitches.
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“Everyone thought it would be best for her and London if he were placed elsewhere."
TRANSLATION: The stupid bitch neglected and abused the poor little thing. Dumb fucking redneck douchenozzle.
LOL! I didn't click cuz I didn't think I wanted to look at a turkey dick today. Alas - wrong again!
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of course I live dangerously and clicked on the turkey dick link... thank God for Michael K, he knows how to keep my day from being boring.
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:31pm.
That's kind of like what I thought about Beyonce yesterday. I don't think these women have any sense of identity because they've been marketed to be a product from a young age. It's sad.
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Trudat. I'm not mad at her, really. I'm YELLING AT HER TO WAKE THE FUCK UP! Because she HAS been marketed - the damage to society has been done. Now that she's grown and she's up there on her pedestal, she has the opportunity to make a difference. She has all kinds of choices, all kinds of opportunities. And she used them to go to RiteAid.
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