London Is Alive!
Ever since Brit Brit started taking her meds and Daddy Spears became the head of her everything, London has been missing in action. I'm sure I've been annoying everyone with my constant "Where is London?" shit. I figured Brit left him in some gas station bathroom or traded him in for a Slim Jim. It also crossed my mind that maybe London is still hiding in her closet, living off the cheese from Brit's dirty panties.
Well, London is alive! In the new issue of Heat Magazine, a friend said that the original suicide watch dog is living with a family friend, because “everyone thought it would be best for her and London if he were placed elsewhere."
You probably don't give a turkey's dick, but I did! And now I can be at peace knowing that London is safe and sound with Chester Cheetah.
Thanks Katy
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I bet they put it in there just to stop your worrying. =)
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Submitted by kevin clamato on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:23pm.
Why do so many people "hate" Britney? You don't even know her. Her latest album ROCKS!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:31pm.
That's kind of like what I thought about Beyonce yesterday. I don't think these women have any sense of identity because they've been marketed to be a product from a young age. It's sad.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:13pm.
Correction:
Ever since Brit Brit stopped taking her "meds"...
Good one. I don't know much about legit drugs (or illegit, either), but might she be on Prozac? Or is that old school stuff?
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I know - even as I say that I know that the mentality Stateside means that they have put her on something else to stabilize her instead of letting her heal.
@clamato: You love her album - you know why I get mad? She could be ANY old bitch. But there's a weird kinda Hollywood nepotism that goes on - she's in already, they'd rather stick with that than showcase the talents of someone new. You love the songwriters and the music makers and ESPECIALLY the producers. You love her dancers and her makeup and her clothes (sometimes)...you might even love her moves. But she doesn't do anything really spectacular, herself - it's all those people who don't need to be showcased to enjoy themselves. Plus - they get enough props within the industry, they don't need us.
The bullshit it of it all is that it's her PRISONER mentality that keeps her in the industry. They know she can't stand up for herself and they like that. But really - it's not Britney you love....I was looking for pics and I saw it man: they have been painting her face and her body on FOR EVAH! She always looks like a different person. Her greatest talent is being a blank canvas.
And her mind AND her soul are retaliating. If they don't let her go, things will only get worse. Did Jacko (a real for real talent) teach us nothing???
That's why I get mad: It's what she represents. She is the false idol of the moment.
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The turkey dick link is better than the article! No offense. It's not that it's bad, it's that the link is so damn good.
The fuck is she wearing? That looks like a bathroom carpet they sell at Bed Bath and Beyond. If olny the sword necklace would some how invert itself.
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Ha ha ha! The turkey dick link is hilarious!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:13pm.
Correction:
Ever since Brit Brit stopped taking her "meds"...
Good one. I don't know much about legit drugs (or illegit, either), but might she be on Prozac? Or is that old school stuff?
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Not old old school, nono. That shits good for the soul**
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Lookit y'all, she's the pikshur of classeeness in them thur clothes. Lookit those spensive rhinestoned sunglasses, and that sexsee fur rug thingy, and that purty little sword necklace with all them purty rocks in it. I betcha that cost her a whole five dollars at the Dollar Tree!
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OMGosh! How cute is Woolly the wheelie wabbit!?!?!
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How I wonder what you're at
Wow. Even her dog was taken away? If that ain't rock bottom, I don't know what is. Yep, when your dog winds up in foster care, you know you done fucked up!
Submitted by kevin clamato on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:23pm.
Why do so many people "hate" Britney? You don't even know her. Her latest album ROCKS!
Agreed
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Why do so many people "hate" Britney? You don't even know her. Her latest album ROCKS!
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I love the turkey's dick link, Michael. Classic.
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Britney looks like some kind of science fiction character with those ugly as fuck sunglasses
like someone in Battlestar galactica or something
Glad the dog wasn't snorted up or eaten with a side of sheetoes
That's the melody to funky town!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:16pm.
hahahahaha. I dint notice xjdcchgyrotjfjf
MK PLEASE!!!!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:13pm.
Correction:
Ever since Brit Brit stopped taking her "meds"...
Good one. I don't know much about legit drugs (or illegit, either), but might she be on Prozac? Or is that old school stuff?
Sheeps your Avie is hot
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:12pm.
This could not be more aptly filed. "Who Cares" news indeed.
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Ur kinda grumpy today. What are ya - pregnant?
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
Sorry Mk, but I still have my doubts….
I think London probably died from neglect so Jamie bought a dog that looked like him, just like he did when Britters killed her goldfish.
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Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
Correction:
Ever since Brit Brit stopped taking her "meds"...
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
This could not be more aptly filed. "Who Cares" news indeed.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
"It also crossed my mind that maybe London is still hiding in her closet, living off the cheese from Brit's dirty panties."
*vomits chicken tortilla soup*
You know what? It's pretty sad when you're so fucked in the head you can't even take care of your fucking DOG much less your children.
Holy Shit, Prisoner Person is not even capable of taking care of a dog.
Why am I not surprised?
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Translation = Bitch can't even take care of a 2lb dog.
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How I wonder what you're at
@Momus- as if she WEARS panties!
I give a turkey's dick! I love animals way more than these fucking celebwhores! Love reading shit about them, too!
At some point, a Lapdog Army is going to rise up in L.A. and nip their former masters to death--after forcing them to wear bows in their hair and sequined vests.
" It also crossed my mind that maybe London is still hiding in her closet, living off the cheese from Brit's dirty panties."
As if she changes her panties.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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And that poor dog could not be happier.
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