GORGEOUS!
I was going through pictures from the Sydney premiere of "Australia" and my mouse immediately skipped over to this beauty and clicked download. It knows what I like, because this stunning creature just made my fucking day!
Her name is Maria Venuti and according to her bio she "is a vivacious personality - and one of great natural warmth and exuberance. Combined with a dynamic singing voice – these traits have made her career as a performer, actor and entertainer highly successful. As one of this country’s leading performers, Maria has played in every major cabaret venue around Australia, New Zealand, the Far East, Japan as well as entertaining our ‘boys’ in the Sinai Desert."
I'm in love. She has everything I look for in a glamorous beauty: serious eyebrow game, butt cleavage and hair that has seen the inside of a Fry Daddy. Yes, I know her make-up looks like it was done by a group of slow clowns while they all jumped on a trampoline together, but the end result is beautiful. She's one to watch.
On the other side of the coin, Hugh Jackman's tragic wife showed up to the premiere looking like a low-rent vintage Phyllis Diller impersonator. She's no Maria Venuti.
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Somebody said it earlier, and I agree. A warmer, darker hair color would really improve Mrs. Jackman's looks. The pearl blond is not flattering.
I find her attactive, but the hair color, softer make-up and definitely different attire are in order.
But she still gets to sleep with Hugh Jackman. Damn, my jealousy is off the charts!
Snow- I didn't see anything in that pic except the shiny suit. I'm like a raccoon with my attraction to shiny objects.
I have found my new style guru. It takes balls to do old french whore and really own it. Sure, she scares children. BFD.
John Palermo:
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Mrs. G- 8 years.
I'm getting kind of tired of tranny's.
Whats the age difference here guys? I mean its all good not judging the big age difference but i refuse to believe this is a romantic relationship..one of love and trust yeah the way you love and trust your mom/aunt etc..
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by RichBitch on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:54pm.
Why does Hugh always bring his mum to his premieres?
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Seriously!
On and...that's a WOMAN!? NO WAY.
NO WAY.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:24pm.
Yes, what dgirl said, ditto!
A face you get acustomed to, a personality you have to live with.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
After a facial, the cum on the old bats face lines must look like the colorado river cutting through the grand canyon.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Maria Venuti should be hot slut of the day. She's trannylicious! Hugh Jackman deserves a better woman than that tired looking ho. I would wax all his chest hair off of him, if he only knew the possibilities!
Your face!
Not that I don't adore Hugh Jackman! Cuz I do!!!
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Twinkle twinkle, little bat
How I wonder what you're at
Awwwww ... she makes me miss Tammy Faye ...
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- - - Mark Twain
Longtime ASSistant John Palermo is a lucky fella!
Mkay.
Snowy,
Sanskrit translates to "I'm stricty dickly"! Pffft! Right!
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How I wonder what you're at
Deb has always dressed badly, which I don't understand. You'd think that between her own career in Oz and HJ's Hollywood money, she could hire a stylist to put her on the path to style. But no, she's one of those hags who thinks she has "her own fashion sense." More like trainwreck, girlfriend.
I don't care if he's gay. I can't muster the energy to care.
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ROFL ..LoLo
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:19pm.
Snowy,
Sure all singing, dancing, gorgeous straight men that are married to sea-hags buy matching rings for their "longtime assistant"'s named John.
Right. Right. MmmmHm.
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Yeah they all do that to celebrate the good fortune of a strong business partnership. Yeah uhum, yep.
_Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:19pm.
Snowy,
Sure all singing, dancing, gorgeous straight men that are married to sea-hags buy matching rings for their "longtime assistant"'s named John.
Right. Right. MmmmHm
Yeah my manager gave me a promise ring.
He promises to take a fucking cut of all my earnings for shit i could have done my fucking self. So for christmas im going to give his ass some big black rings around his eyes.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Not often will you have me sticking up for any celeb or not making a snarky comment, but I do have to say that I have seen Jackman interviewed and read several articles about him and his family life. His wife has said that she realizes she is not the typical wife of a movie star, as she is older and not fakely attractive, but she says that they have a solid union and he says the same. Beauty as we all know, fades (look at Jolie, Holmes, Kidman) and even with botox, etc.. it doesn't make people look all that great. It is nice to see that a man sees beauty in a woman other than externally. I give him credit for marrying a woman and sticking with her and it is also nice to see a woman aging gracefully and not looking like a surprized wax figure. Ok, I have had my rant. Now, back to fun.
Why would a guy like him stay with her?? She can't have kids, WHICH MEANS he doesn't have to wear kangaroo skin condoms!! Condoms SUCK and a lifetime of cumming in pussy with no consequences?? She's a dream!! Plus she doesn't have old lady hands so that softens the blow, can't tell in those pics if she has old lady elbows which could be a deal breaker.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
TEAM MRS. HUGH JACKMAN!
And Team Hugh Jackman, come to that!
Jackman personally designed an engagement ring for Furness, and their wedding rings bore the Sanskrit inscription "Om paramar mainamar", translates to "I'm stricty dickly"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Looks like Revolta doesn't want to give the wardrobe back from Hairspray.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
The difference in age would not be so noticeable if she had better fashion sense, a younger style, and darkened her hair a bit. The ultra blonde look does not work very well on older women. All it does is ages them.
I think people would be surprise how much better Mrs. Jackman would look with darker hair. (about the same shade as her eyebrows.)
Looks like Hugh broke the wifey right out of the old folks home, off her hoverround and plopped her right next to him onto the red carpet. And I don't think Phyllis Diller would even wear that dress. Looks like an HSN special - the Blanche Deveroux housdress! I have no understanding of that relationship. I know they say a lot of guys marry someone like their mother, but not usually the same age.
As for that Venuti beauty... stunning. That leopard print handbag adds a touch of elegance too.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:12pm.
Technically Wolverine is banging a hotter broad then A-rod or Guy Ritchie is/was. And we don't think of those 2 as gay.
I 100% think A-rod is 100% gay and the whole madonna shit was done because he got busted fucking another dude and the manager he shares with Madonna, Guy Oseary, arranged that shit show to cover his used up butt hole.
Guy has always been a prissy little bitch.
Not a stretch to say he smokes pole.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Snowy,
Sure all singing, dancing, gorgeous straight men that are married to sea-hags buy matching rings for their "longtime assistant"'s named John.
Right. Right. MmmmHm.
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Twinkle twinkle, little bat
How I wonder what you're at
Submitted by Alex222 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:15pm.
And why would they adopt 2 fugly kids? They are rick enough to hire a surrogate so Hugh can have a bio kid of his own.
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Fuck that shit b!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by DUDE on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:06pm.
Don't they have like 14 dingo babies?
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13...the dingoes took one.
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Hahahha. That's right!
the DUDE! abides...
Holy shit that is one ugly and old wife. Now I know that Hugh is gay since no way would a hot man like that marry an old dried up hag. And why would they adopt 2 fugly kids? They are rick enough to hire a surrogate so Hugh can have a bio kid of his own.
nice yellow teeth... ugh
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:12pm.
gyeah: that's what I'm sayin', LOL
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Hahaha yeah i knew you got it! My wrist went limp when i read that part of your post.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:11pm.
LMAO
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:04pm.
*mwah* Love you El B - Well said - I wonder how some become experts in any given field when presented with a couple of pictures from a snapshot of someones life.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
gyeah: that's what I'm sayin', LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Technically Wolverine is banging a hotter broad then A-rod or Guy Ritchie is/was. And we don't think of those 2 as gay. The musicals are more of an indictment of his perhaps love of dick. Anyways his wife was great in Grease.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Submitted by DUDE on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:06pm.
Don't they have like 14 dingo babies?
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13...the dingoes took one.
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:08pm.
and Palermo had three rings made with an inscription meaning "unity" for himself, Furness, and Jackman.[8] About the trio's collaboration Jackman reports "I'm very lucky in the partners I work with in my life, Deb and John Palermo. It really works. We all have different strengths. I love it. It's very exciting".[9]
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HELLOOOOOOOW!?!?
Jack, Jack, Jack.........you could have just about any hot pussy and you keep this......
One point for true love.
(none of you hors mention a beard. I KILL YOU)
He's got a big ol' forehead, now doesn't he? Sorry, but with all his clothes on and a rather funny looking face, count me out of the HJ lovers club. Ms. Venuti however is one hot piece!
El B.,
I had my suspisions, but the 5th pic convinced me. NOW GET OFF MY BACK! WAIT, GET IN THE BACK-SEAT!
*yelling makes me happy!*
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How I wonder what you're at
Slightly on topic: Randy Travis and Lib Hatcher. I think that she's some twenty years older and nurtured his career over the years. I heard that he cancelled several shows to be with her while she had surgery.
Ahhhh. True love ... unlike TomKat.
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Personal life
Jackman married Deborra-Lee Furness in April 1996. They met on the set of his first TV acting job in Correlli, an Australian television series. Furness had two miscarriages, after which she and Jackman adopted two children, Oscar Maximillian (b. May 15, 2000) and Ava Eliot (b. July 10, 2005). They currently live in Sydney. Jackman personally designed an engagement ring for Furness, and their wedding rings bore the Sanskrit inscription "Om paramar mainamar", translated by Furness as "we dedicate our union to a greater source".[7]
In 2005, Jackman joined with longtime assistant John Palermo to form a production company, Seed Productions, whose first project was Viva Laughlin in 2007. Furness is also involved in the company, and Palermo had three rings made with an inscription meaning "unity" for himself, Furness, and Jackman.[8] About the trio's collaboration Jackman reports "I'm very lucky in the partners I work with in my life, Deb and John Palermo. It really works. We all have different strengths. I love it. It's very exciting".[9]
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Don't they have like 14 dingo babies?
the DUDE! abides...
Hugh's wife looks like she threw a boa on over her nightgown. That and the hair age her.
That other thing looks like she applied her make-up with a 2 inch paintbrush.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:02pm.
YOU GOT THAT....sorry, you got that from 4 pics!! :o)
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
I'm taking a sedative after this, wake me up when "Australia" has gone to DVD. Her name isn't Maria, it's Travolta! Hugh Jackman's beard is wearing my First Communion dress, give it back!
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"Revenge is a dish that tastes best when it is cold"
On Topic: I am all for actors who love real women and not stereotypes (ala pierce brosnan) but you can clearly tell by the chemistry between these two that they are BFF's, not lovers.
El B.,
STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!
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Twinkle twinkle, little bat
How I wonder what you're at
Clarisse, YOU DONT KNOW ME GIRLFRIEND!!!!
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
watch out Phoebe there's a new queen in town! love herr
I'm on Team Jackman is a Big Mo.
His wife is older, the contrast in age however is becoming more and more prevalent.
I don't care how certain celebs choose to age, naturally or chemically, but to go unnoticed?
Hah.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!