GORGEOUS!
I was going through pictures from the Sydney premiere of "Australia" and my mouse immediately skipped over to this beauty and clicked download. It knows what I like, because this stunning creature just made my fucking day!
Her name is Maria Venuti and according to her bio she "is a vivacious personality - and one of great natural warmth and exuberance. Combined with a dynamic singing voice – these traits have made her career as a performer, actor and entertainer highly successful. As one of this country’s leading performers, Maria has played in every major cabaret venue around Australia, New Zealand, the Far East, Japan as well as entertaining our ‘boys’ in the Sinai Desert."
I'm in love. She has everything I look for in a glamorous beauty: serious eyebrow game, butt cleavage and hair that has seen the inside of a Fry Daddy. Yes, I know her make-up looks like it was done by a group of slow clowns while they all jumped on a trampoline together, but the end result is beautiful. She's one to watch.
On the other side of the coin, Hugh Jackman's tragic wife showed up to the premiere looking like a low-rent vintage Phyllis Diller impersonator. She's no Maria Venuti.
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When I saw that picture of Maria, I immediately pictured Robin Williams having his makeup done by Harvey Venu, I mean Fierstein, in Mrs. DoubtFire. Honestly she must have gotten up last Thursday to start her makeup and hair for this event.Mrs Jackson however is lovely.
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MK, does Phoebe know she has been replaced? Also, Phillys D 2.0 must get down on her knees every nite and thank the Lord for how lucky she is to have ol' Hugh baby by her side. Bitch!
I stand by closet gays like their women old and/or old looking. They need the stability and that mother figure thing, e.g. Tom & Katie. She aged 20yrs in 2 years.
edit: and yes her nose looks jobbed
El B.,
You are among friends...tell the truth...you'd pop Maria's wig on your noggin, bend her over her walker and make her feel like a grandma!!
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How I wonder what you're at
Im not giving this ho a pass cause peoople get moist for jackman.
Shallow my ass last I checked this isnt a fan site.
Some of the same people loving this cracked faced bird are the same people who say Miley Cirus should DIE cause she looks like a hooker chipmunk.
Its my personal opinion that i would not fuck this woman with hugh jackmans dick.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Why does Hugh always bring his mum to his premieres?
Ah his wife looks like she has had plenty of work done. Her nose, her skin looks like it has seen a few chemical procedures and her hair is very blond. We are not picking on her.
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She just has terrible fashion sense and was that thing up there born a woman?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
at first glance, I thought her necklace read "VOMIT".
how fitting, really.
I don't think she's ugly. I just think she stole her dress from Jo Anne Worley in 1971.
Uh oh! MK is in love again. Who's gonna tell PP, Coco and Ri Ri.
I need to tap Hugh.
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Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
I just love Hugh...but seriously...his wife really brings his hotness down like 20 notches. She's not terrible looking...its just that her fashion sense is crap and there really is no obvious chemistry between them.
I call BEARD!!
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
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Looks like HJ was the golddigger in this relationship. She was well established before gayboy trod the boards!
As a hetero hunk of a man, i would hit that no problem you jellyheads!! :o)
ps- i meant Hugh J's wife not that thing in the pic!
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
Aw - don't hate on Maria and Deb.
They're both supernice, intelligent and talented people.
Maria looks odd now, but she's very talented singer and a very funny woman.
Yeah Deb is older than Hugh. She's also very respected Oz actress - smart and funny.
Good for her for deciding to age normally after having a family in this fucked up plastic era we live in.
Jesus - some people here are so shallow. They complain when someone has too much botox, then complain when someone doesn't have enough.
What do you want?
We're not all born perfect or are primo candidates for zero detection surgery you know.
Okie dokes - rant over.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Fuck. NVM.
Maybe Hugh's really straight and really loves his wife?? If so, good for him for not being just another vapid, shallow douche in Hollyweird. (Same goes for Pierce Brosnan).
And yes, Maria looks like one hot chola b!tch!!
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Its not that shes older that makes her ugly, its her face.
Moisturizer is your friend
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I need to tap that pussy.
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Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
gyeah- she's not just old looking, she's 8 years older than him. And you know, every woman needs a gay best friend. Why not "marry" him so he's always close? I mean, they always say you should marry your best friend or something like that.
OK, Venuti is a drag queen...No? Yes? If she isn't then she should be. And as for Jackman's wife.. whatever. He's gay too? Oh, I give up. The world is gay and we can't even stop Prop 8 here in California.
Wuh WOW. She's a wide eyed multi-blink.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
closet gays like their women old looking.
Hugh Jackman's wife is not that bad. So she's older. I may be in delusional world, but I refuse to believe that Hugh is gay, and that she is his beard. She's a hella lucky woman.
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MK, you just made my day! Hilarious!
Okay, I'm not the only person who thought that was Harvey Fierstein.
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Michael K, quit it! We all know this lady is in your family. She must be your great Aunt or something.
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He must enjoy pulling opals from her Coober Pedy.
the DUDE! abides...
Hugh's wife isn't ugly, she just looks much older than him.
she was prolly cute when she was younger. she looks like a big loud Aussie, LOL... I bet they have lots of LOLZ and check out guys' asses together.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Say what you want about Mrs. Jackman, but she did manage to land a young, hot, successful husband.
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Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
I like that Hugh didn't take some nasty 20 something, silicone filled, bleached hair skank for a wife. He actually married her for her. So she isn't the best looking thing in the world but, some people aren't as shallow I suppose. (Even if some peeps think he is gay.)
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
Just the right amount of eyeshadow. Well done!
Michael Jackson in ten years, with a better nose.
i'm sorry but i love hugh's wife.. honestly, they ALWAYS look like they're having a great time together
With those chichis, she must the Oz's white Aretha.
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I know ya'll have mega Hugh love, but seriously, that wifey serves her purpose.
For his hot sexy times, see the later thread...
http://www.dlisted.com/node/29306
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Twinkle twinkle, little bat
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That's not Harvey Fierstein?
WTH? Did Hugh Jackman's wife run over from the Laugh-In set??
Sock it to me, Mrs. Jackman!
At first glance I was certain that was Harvey Fierstein in drag.
I mean thats a beard situation going on there right?
Either that or she is the only woman in the world who will let him do something so nasty no other woman would consider.
Butt hole types of things.
I bet she goes ass to mouth and then makes him some butter scotch oatmeal cookies.
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It's pretty obvious to me what Jackman's story is.
poor Hugh's wife, knowing all us sex hookers want to fuck her hubby and she looks like his mama!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I actually feel bad for Hugh Jackman, I honestly thought his wife was his mother, she's just old and not very attractive.
Wow. Hugh's wife looks 66 years old. That is really his wife? Wow. She is one lucky lady.
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I thought M.K. was gay?
Why is he drooling over this sea hag?
PS: If I had to wake up to that train wreck, I'd go Nathan Lane gayelle.
Hugh Jackman's wife looks like Phyllis Diller down there.
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What the hell is that thing? My mom's Siamese yaks up more attractive crap than that thing!
HER name??? FACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFF!
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The lady in red is a million times more attractive than Huge Jackoff's wife.