Tuesday, November 18th 2008

Why Is Brenda Walsh In The Hospital?

SPOILER ALERT! There were a few rumors going around that Brenda Walsh would take her last breath on an upcoming episode of "90210," but I don't believe those lies. Brenda Walsh can never die. It says so in the bible. It also says this in the dictionary. Look up the word impossible and the definition is: Brenda Walsh dying.

According to OK! Magazine, Brenda comes back to town in tonight's episode and tells that dumb bitch Kelly Taylor that she slept with her man! Brenda also ends up in the hospital, because of fertility issues or some shit. She finds out that she can't have kids. Like Brenda was going to have any! She's a woman of the world! She doesn't have time to deal with brats! And she's going to live forever, so she doesn't have to worry about another ho continuing her legacy. She can do that herself.

I'm hoping that while Brenda's in the hospital, the surgeons can go in and see what's going on with her heart area. I mean, they need to check if she has one, because she's been kind of uncharacteristically nice to Kelly Taylor. Brenda shouldn't have one of those heart things. Yeah, she did Kelly's man, but that's not enough! She should have kept fucking him until Kelly was completely destroyed. Kelly deserves to cry in her eyes for what she did to Brenda.

Here's that dumb bitch Kelly thinking she's Grace Kelly with her husband at the "Twilight" premiere last night.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Bondagebarbie's picture

Brenda is like Freddy or Jason,she is so evil that if you kill her she just keeps coming back.Evil can not die.
That dude is hot!!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Mittmah's picture

The eye makeup doesn't work on her. And that picture with her head tilted back with the horrible fake smile makes me cringe.

Team Brenda all the way

Her husbands kinda hot tho..

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hotheathenmess's picture

WTF is up with her foundation?! Her face and neck are white, yet her body is tan. Celebrities make me laugh; all that money and they still look like crap.

WTF's picture

Husband has little girl's lips.

angel_i's picture

I found it!

Dictionary.com:

im⋅pos⋅si⋅ble,  /ɪmˈpɒsəbəl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [im-pos-uh-buhl]

adj.

1. Incapable of having existence or of occurring. Brenda Walsh is dead!
2. Not capable of being accomplished: I am going to kill Brenda Walsh!
3. Unacceptable; intolerable: Brenda Walsh is dying.
4. Extremely difficult to deal with or tolerate: Brenda Walsh may die.

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weenielover's picture

maybe shes in the hospital to have her wonk eye repaired. such an ugly twat.

I think Brenda should sleep w/ DYLAN and have HIS child.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Well helllooooo pretty. Not you, bitch. I'm talking about your man.

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gia's picture

holy cow, her husband is totally beautiful!! i cant believe a boring frump such as herself bagged such a hottie... she is a homely pug face wearing too much make-up...is she pregnant again too?
man, i cant get over how good looking he is...she must be super nice, because her looks dont equal his at all, she isnt even a mega star. she lucked out.

oklahoma's picture

How is this a spoiler, tho. This was the preview that was on last night. I don't watch it,but this is the exact same words that come on w/ the preview last night when this channel was on.. Oooh OK really has top secret people working on the case!

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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!

is the new 90210 still on? i was never big into the original but i always appreciate an old clip too--show one with that crazy girl emily next time MK!!

Only after watching the old reruns have I seen watch a cunt Kelly really was to Brenda ..So happy she screwed Dylan, they really need to get him on the show, like he has better things to do ..please ..I agree Shannon not aging well, Jennie should have left her nose alone, was way cuter back then

Pernicious's picture

WHAT? No old YouTube clip to accompany the post? I am disappointed, and saddened. That's the only reason I even care to see any 90210 posts.

TITS's picture

Green - me too. Don't even have a tv.

that show was SO bad it was good. Mind numbing in a pleasant way. Like too many bowls of froot loops.

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websterwalter's picture

Aaaaw Jennie Garth looks so pretty, I love her! I used to have an autographed pic of her in 4th grade that I sent away for from one of those celebrity address books, and I even took it to camp with me one summer hahaha.
Peter Facinelli is quite hot himself.

Green Is Good's picture

TITS, this is why I avoid big network t.v.

Green Is Good's picture

TITS, this is why I avoid big network t.v.

TITS's picture

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:31pm.

My question is why is this piece of shit show being dragged out of the mothballs and remade? It sucked ass the 1st time.
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kdracofan's picture

I think she looks pretty and her hubby is hot...

TITS's picture

that blonde girl should never have had her face altered. now she just looks like every other girl.

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Green Is Good's picture

My question is why is this piece of shit show being dragged out of the mothballs and remade? It sucked ass the 1st time.

paris herpes's picture

Brenda will never ever have kids. It's impossible! Like her dying is impossible. So one of the plot threads is her sleeping with Kelly's man huh? AWESOME! That's the best way for Brenda to go down, by sleeping with her BFF's man. Those writers are so predictable!

Your face!

I think MK should do a dlisted dictionary, that would so sell!

But Brenda is just being cloned....she's never goint to die and there'll be more of her. That's my theory.

MJF's picture

Okay...I remember when Shannen Doherty was on Little House on the Prairie and even back then, standing next to Melissa (Guinea Pig Teeth) Gilbert, I thought "Man, that little girl's got some jacked up teef!". Has she not made enough money yet to remedy that nasty little snaggle situation?

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Submitted by Kathi V. on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:20pm.
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No. She's still got the post pregnancy weight from her last baby.

KD's picture

NO, it's probably Endometriosis. Mmmhm.

Nanners's picture

Brenda can't breed. She's the type who would eat her young.

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Ummm...Is she pregnant?!

a) Is that a baby bump or did she just eat a big meal before the premier

b) Look at the way they are BOTH holding her belly..his arm isn't around her waste its on her belly!

PREGNANT! (??)

Salem13's picture

I loved Fastlane. I think Jennie looks fine she just needs to not over due the botox.

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LoLo's picture

Heres another 90210 SPOILER.
That shit show sucks a blistered cock and it wont be picked up for another season due to the alarming rate of people stabbing themselves in the eye at the sight of those fug faced bitches on the show.

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Marilyn v2.0's picture

Hopefully they'll bring in an oral surgeon to consult with her so they can do something about those damn buck teeth once and for all. I always want to call her Bucky.

I like Jennie's dress.

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Sugaroo's picture

Wow. Her husband is freaking HOT! :-0

AmyB's picture

She is NOT aging well. Husband is hot.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

She's really at a fertility clinic getting an IVF implant so that she can carry her brother's child.

Oh, wait. That was a lame story line from the even lamer Friends show.

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