Afternoon Crumbs

why mess with such a good thing!

wtf@Coney Island...

Talking Cat
Why I eyes ya, all the live long day
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ONmhQJy1ViA

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Cadbury's Gorilla
I can feel it coming in the air tonight:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzFRV1LwIo

Need more cowbell
I gotta have more cowbell
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZOHY7Z5eaQ

Tossing you, love Prince H.

Prince Hot Ginge is so yummy!

Jessica Simpson's career is just about over.Thank god.

Chris Klein looks awful,what is with his look!

ScarJo has fantastic boobs

Angie Jo is disgusting.That would stink!

Chloe Sevigny has a fantastic body!

Jessica Simpson's lips are hideous but she paints them well,love her lipstick.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

why does the guy by harry have a way dirtier uniform.

I think harry's sending our michael another sweet lil message. yay! dlisted royal wedding! get your sharpies out!

if angie jo wants an invitation she better stop talking and get to housebreaking the child army!

hoping llama (bradlet) breaks freeeee! we need some more gogo dancers at the reception!

Someone please shove another married d*ck in Jolie's mouth! Anything to shut her up.

First off, I think the reason she's crying while giving speeches is because the stress of Aniston opening her mouth is finally breaking her down. Or else she's suffering from PMS. Yes, people can get emotional when talking about a deceased loved one but I don't think this is the case.

Secondly, Why all of a sudden is she bringing up the marriage card? Didn't her and ass wipe tell the public they weren't marrying until everyone could? NOW she's claiming she doesn't know why they're not married? Then in another interview she claims they'll do it when the kids force them to. Who the hell forms a family of 6 but doesn't take marriage into consideration? She's full of shit. Pitt probably stopped asking her after the 1st year and 1st bio baby and never got around to asking her again!

Finally, who the hell walks the red carpet with baby/toddler piss on them? I agree with the majority and that is : Jolie's fantasizing if she thinks we believe she actually holds her children after she dresses for an award show! I would think the other 4 would be potty trained by now. Well, then again Pax likes to piss on the time out chair, so maybe it's him peeing on her! Don't dogs piss and cats spray on stuff to mark their territory? It's probably Brad pissing on her in the limo!

Does anyone know which story that rant on aj scheming to win an oscar is in? It was brill.

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Angelina needs to stop flapping her fish hole borders on shit that needs to stay private. Seriously. This is getting fucking ridiculous, and she's now obviously doing it to piss people off, particularly a baby-obsessed whiner.

ESCANDALO! Is that Prince Ginge bein a horny homo up there?!? ESCANDALO!

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<

LOL. Those silly Hollybitches. Their careers tank and they race to the plastic surgeon and say "make me look like Wanda from In Living Color." Yah. That'll help.

Chris Klein looks uber-smarmy. Is there a soap shortage in Hollywood that we don't know about?

Jessica's lips look ridiculous. Like they hurt.

Every time I click on a Drunken Stepfather link, I regret it. No more.

Good for Mimi covering up.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

What is wrong with Jessica...singing @ Bingo night THEN getting those awful trout lips?! Why do women do this shit to themselves?! It's SOOOO SHAMEFUL!

Your face!

Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 4:10pm.

Kids was a thoroughly disturbing movie. So was Gummo -- another of Chloe Sevigny's movies. Hey, I thought she was in a movie where she played a book editor who loses her virginity to her boss and gets herpes. What movie is that!? Was it her, was it someone else? I could've sworn it was Chloe Sevigny and that it was Metropolitan or if not that, a movie by the same director, but I'm not seeing anything like it on imdb. Am I imagining it? Does anyone remember?

Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:19pm.

To answer your question, I have a 4 y/o and a 5mo. old and if either of them ever peed or puked on me I would change immediately. That shit is just gross. This confirms to me that Angelina is not only disgusting but has definite mental issues as well. What sane person doesn't mind going around smelling like urine? Ugh, I bet she thinks it makes her edgy, too. My son went through a phase when he was first potty trained and right after my daughter was born where he would pee in random places. He used to pee in the buckets where his toys were and I told him that if he did it one more time all the toys in that bucket were to be thrown away. I guess he didn't believe me and did it again. I had to throw all of it away and believe me, he never did that again. There are ways to make your kids stop peeing everywhere, Angie my dear. The only 2 that can get away with it are the newborns.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

so unfortunate...her lips look like crap...
to have paid $ to look like that...tragic

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Like I would actually believe that after getting dressed for the red carpet she would change a diaper or tend to her babies in any way, shape or form.
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mrs k - i believe their living quarters are a pigsty. i can picture a child peeing on a random piece of clothing lying around.

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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin

LMAO @ Pee a lina!!

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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!

Salem! She (Chloe) does play the same character, good call. So annoying w/ her voice, and I loved how in American Psycho he called her out on her fashion.. hahaha! He's like "damn bitch, quit wearing that shit to work, we'll never get into Dorsia!" well, something like that!!

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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!

OMG Pee-alina.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Argh! You guys are tempting me with Izzard during work hours!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk

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Twinkle twinkle, little bat
How I wonder what you're at

Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:48pm.

And ElB. The voice in my head sounds like Eddie Izzard and when I read your sigs,

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Me, too!

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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.

I love Chloe Sevingy!

Theres just something about her.....so unusual....ever since I saw KIDS ive just thought she was the most beautiful person....

I think brad pitt is fug ugly and I dont see what so special about Jolie so maybe my perspective skewd, but I like me some Chole...

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When Bella fucks Edward Cullen...is it like fucking an icesickle?

"The only time fame and family life ever collides is if, you know, we're trying to get ready for some event where we have to walk a carpet and
somebody gets peed on, and figures, 'Oh well, I guess we'll be wearing that
this evening.' "
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No Angie, the only peeing going on around here is you doing it on our necks and telling us it's raining.

Gimme a fuckin' break.

Like I would actually believe that after getting dressed for the red carpet she would change a diaper or tend to her babies in any way, shape or form.
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:22pm.

A better use of Harry's hand than when he made the nazi salute...

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I'm with you. No way is this ignorant bastard ever going to live that shit down. What a asshat.

What possessed him to think that's an appropriate Halloween costume, especially since the Nazi's bombed his own freaking country?

I don't understand the obsession with Chloe Sevigny and people thinking she has great fashion, I mean besides hipters. She was such an annoying bitch in American Psycho, Boys don't cry was alright. To me she always plays the same character.

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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!

Angelina Jolie is desperate twat and i only like to see her when she cries whore tears.

ScarJo looks fucking hot.

I remember a time when Chris Klein was a cuttie.

Chloe Sevignys face is busted beyond belief, that body can't save her.

Submitted by Keane on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:48pm.

El B - so you are a posh British boy? Maybe we know each other! Where are you from etc?
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Geez, get thornhill in here and we can have a spanking party.

*FWAP*

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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin

*breathes heavily* Ok before I go back (use your imagination to where... just make it happy)

At least they're using Coney Island for something. I was bummed out that they were going to close it. Sad times!

And ElB. I want you to have my love child. The voice in my head sounds like Eddie Izzard and when I read your sigs, I laugh my ass off as that particular voice go through that whole damn sketch.

And hello and good bye to everybody!

*takes deep breath before plunging back in*

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

El B - so you are a posh British boy? Maybe we know each other! Where are you from etc?

Froggie looks just like Goldie Hawn in the first wives club.

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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin

*What* is Harry doing with his hand? *averting eyes*

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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:44pm.

Jeffro,
El B is a posh British boy...i don't think he will get Animal House quotes =)

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I figured...but between the two of us, we can further deepen his twisted mind that we all love so much...

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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

Salem13 I'm so with you on your AJ assessment. She seems to be hammering away at every give-me-an-oscar trick in the book like a woman possessed at the moment doesn't she? Nobody gave a shit about her AMH performance so she's working this one as if her life depends on it: I have an amazing beautiful multi-cultural family (see my candid and in no way staged/posed shots in W magazine); the iconic Clint Eastwood (directing) is a huge personal fan of mine; this really may well be my last ever film as I'm all set to retire (here's your last chance to give me that best leading actress award that's had my name on it for a while); and have I mentioned that my mother who I loved dearly died recently (wells up). Prediction of next oscar-baiting move - possible reconciliation with Hollywood royalty father. I give her 2 months.

*shoves piles of paper out of the way*

*ignoring boss*

*peeks in again*

Clarisse!! Sloppy kisses back! mmmmmuah! lol

fuck! I can't play today!! booooo

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:40pm.

Jeffro- Wheres that from? I like the word!! Oink!
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The exchange is from Animal House, Otter packing the big dildo in his bag for his date...

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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

LoLo!
I think we all want to take a turn livin in your head!!! Althought i've somehow been in there a few times...

Jeffro,
El B is a posh British boy...i don't think he will get Animal House quotes =)

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Twinkle twinkle, little bat
How I wonder what you're at

Bastardo,
Don't forget to wear clean undies and a new frock. I read that they are filming those two shows! It is a GREEAT show!

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Twinkle twinkle, little bat
How I wonder what you're at

Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:36pm.

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:30pm.
Buddy, the next thing you know shes gonna be telling every body at her state fair concerts how good of a cuddler you are.

Theyll be eating peach pie, poking farm animals with sticks and listening to stories about how some man from across the pond taught Jessica how to be Jessica with more culture and less Jessicaness.
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Where do you come up with this, and where can I sign up to speak LoLonese?

Hahahaha! LoLo is demented! In a good way!!

Jeffro- Wheres that from? I like the word!! Oink!

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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!

_Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:36pm.

I dont know ive got brain malfunctions :)

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:33pm.
First it was Jaoquin Phoenix, and now Chris Klein is looking like the boy from Rosanne. Or am I the only who sees that? Why is that kid in my head!
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You're right KD!
(thanks to my wife and that fuckin Oxygen channel for forcing me to know that.)

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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:30pm.
Buddy, the next thing you know shes gonna be telling every body at her state fair concerts how good of a cuddler you are.

Theyll be eating peach pie, poking farm animals with sticks and listening to stories about how some man from across the pond taught Jessica how to be Jessica with more culture and less Jessicaness.
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Where do you come up with this, and where can I sign up to speak LoLonese?

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:26pm.
I would pork her long time!!
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ElB, whenever I hear 'pork'...

"Marlene! You're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
"Pork?"
"You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?"
"Boone, I anticipate a deeply religious experience."

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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

Hey did you guys hear that Charlize Theron was made a UN Ambassador of the Peace, or some holy title like that? I wonder if she's going to catch the adoption bug, too.

You would think that Angie would potty-train Brad; ehhh, maybe she likes it.

Omg what? Are they talking about pets? The kids dont just go around peeing on people right?....And Mariah is trying to bring some baby publicity into her carreer ...and please dont hate me but i think jessica Simpson is kinda hot

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I love him ♥

She pissed herslef and she liked it.
meh

im going to go make more paper dolls now.
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