Vintage Kim Zolciak
There was a show back in the day called "Are You Hot?", which was basically "American Idol" for stupid sexy people. Rachel Hunter and the Empress of Lucite's ex-husband Lorenzo Lamas were judges. Sometimes the show had really hot people, but mostly it was a bunch of delusion fools who believed it when their parents told them they were gorgeous. Kim from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" falls into the latter category.
Bitch was on the second episode of this shit show back in 2003 when she was 24! Seriously, she's 24 here! 24 and she still has hair made from the reject wig pile at the Mattel factory. Was she born with fake hair made of coughed up hairballs? Someone needs to find pictures of her as a child, because I will call it a fucking day if she wore a polyester mop on her head when she was a little girl.
Surprisingly, Kim got a unanimous NOT HOT from the judges. I've never wanted to clap for Lorenzo Lamas before in my life, but I have to give him a standing O for that shit. Below is the clip, but there's no time on it, so you have to FF through it if you really care. Watch Kim's hot dreams get crushed around halfway through it.
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Dam that hot bitch Kim sure does ge around. She must have a gold dusted pussy or something. But she's Not Hot
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 5:56pm.
Bitch must have a bulletproof ego.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Good one!
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yes, Candy.. I remember this show and Lorenzo pointing out all the females' flaws with that annoying red laser thingy.. he's disgusting
3 puppies stuck in the crevasse!
i think they like it.
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For anyone who cares here is a link to a pic of Lee Naajjar he's the dude in the middle.
http://durangotv.blogspot.com/2008/11/photo-of-lee-najjar-atlanta-housew...
yup it's her hand alrighty. angel used to have one too - that's were i stole the idea from.
it's hideous. and the shadow north of her thumb? not a tat. skin.
shudder
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Bitch must have a bulletproof ego.
THAT is 24?
I look at pics of me at 24, and I looked like BABY! She looks like she is 45! I STILL look younger than that at 38!
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ETA: Puppies!!! Now, they're hot!!! Thanks for the 441, Clarisse ;)
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Got Dog I watched that entire clip. Too bad I only watched 3 episodes when it originally aired. That looked fun!
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@Tits-That's Angie Ho's hand? I thought it was the Blair witches' hand!
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really? that's Angie Ho's hand?? BWHAHAHA
That's the hand that would haunt me in my worst nightmares. SSScary
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 5:25pm.
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TIIIIITS!!!!!! Your avie! Is that Skeletina's hand? Oh, that is just awful. That's some wicked witch type shit right there!!!!
Between that hand and Kim's hair, I will not sleep tonight!
That was classic! Not hot! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Like Dwight Eubanks would say, just dreadful.
As if we needed any further proof that this broad is a stupid, shallow, whore of a woman. I really need to beat Lee "Big Poppa" Najjar's ass. My God man, have you no taste??? There are Vegas strip hookers on meth out there who keep it classier!
What the fuck was the point of that show? The judges didn't even do anything except glare at people. I didn't think ANY of those people were "hot." Ugh.
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Why would anyone be that pathetic and put themselves through that kind of humiliation on national tv? And how much of a zlist celeb do you have to be to be a judge?
I need to get to know someone before I find them "hot". And they usually have to be intelligent kind and very funny.
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Submitted by Candy on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 5:14pm.
I remember this show and Lorenzo's ballpoint flashlight that he used between the female contestants legs.
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Exccuuuuuse me?
I have me a Taser right here I'd like to use between LL's legs.
The NERVE of him.
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
If you watch the video, begin at the halfway point, and keep you eye out for Lorenzo swallowing hard, ugh, when he sees Kim on the runway. Maybe he had visions of Shauna's fake tits just then, maybe Kim blew him and he made her promises he couldn't keep. Still, it is funny to see these people making such a spectacle of themselves. LOSERS!
the vid won't load. keeps saying 'loading'.
how many of you sluts are watching this?? the spike in viewers must have toasted it.
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i watched a couple episodes of this way back when... i remember watching it and wondering if they were seeing different people than i was. some of the women that they chose as "hot" were decidedly manly and scary.
there was one woman who was a decently high rank in the military... i swear she was stick skinny and had a full 6 pack, the fakest boobs i've ever seen and arms and legs that looked all roidy like madonna's and they were all gushing over themselves about how she was such a "perfect specimen" and was so hot. the first clue she wasn't hot should have been when she was called a "specimen"... my doctor has asked for those before but it's usually preceded by the word urine. :-/
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Is she related to Heidi Montag and/or Jessica Simpson?
She is such a desperate bimbo.
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Lorenzo Lamas? Really? He was a judge of who's hot? He married Shauna Sand for Gawd sakes! Honestly, none of the people picked were bad looking, just bland. I'm glad the show didn't make it because it was a shallow and stupid show. There are many things that can make a person hot. I have a thing for smart men. It takes more than a pretty face to get me excited.
Big haired hos like Kim are a dime a dozen where I live. Unfortunately, the hos in my community don't have the stellar singing career Kim possesses. And I'm the poorer for it.
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On topic - Bitch is fug!!!!!!
She looked so much better then except for the really bad hair. Damn, she hasn't changed her hairstyle in the last 5 years! Pffffft!
I remember this show but never watched it. Just the idea of Rachel Hunter and Lorenzo Lamas judging others annoyed the fuck out of me. Oh yeah and the idiots who would appear on the show.
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Off Topic - so after posting here for over two years, I JUST clicked on the "shop" tab.
Ima gittin me a dlisted shirt!
Are You Hot? Is an actual show? My God I really HATE society. I was born in the wrong era, and I really fuckin hate that.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
if you need a TV show to tell you if you are hot or not, then you are by all means NOT hot at ALL and should check yourself into tha nearest psyche warden for sever stupidity disorder.
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I remember this show and Lorenzo's ballpoint flashlight that he used between the female contestants legs.
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That was actually a show?? Gah!
Was there really a show called Are you Hot??
OMG that's fucked up. Stupid ass shows
*mumbles while walking away*
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
*Chuckle* Yeah, 24 in dog years.
She may as well go for the lie-teller gold and say she's 12, because no one is buying she's 24 either.
What that Ken guy isn't hot. Actually none of those guys are that hot. Okay I stopped really early haha but anyway yeah at least they got her right.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
this bitch reminds me of the eagle from the Muppets.