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Which sexy singer, who pretends to be whiter than snow, was caught holding hands with another man? It will be the end of the married babe once her fella finds out. (3am Girls)
Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta? Or Mimi? Or Beyonce?
This aging, but not old, former B list television actress from a very hit television show and sometime film actress from some very forgettable films is someone with B+ name recognition and a career that has had lots of stops and starts. One thing has been holding her back for years. She thought she found a way to solve the problem but it didn't work. She has always had an alcohol problem but now she has discovered a new best friend called meth. Her habit has got so bad that she cannot always wait for her dealer to come to her. Several times she has had to actually go out in her very conspicuous car and go make buys herself. (CDAN)
Betty White how could you?! My other guesses are Courtney Cox, Shannen Doherty (say it ain't so!) or Kristin Davis?
Guess which childhood star who is currently pregnant needs to be a bit more careful about what she injests? During a recent premiere, sources claim the actress was "totally high on something" and looked like a "junky". It gets worse. An INO reader claims the actress "could hardly keep her eyes open" when greeting the crowd. How very sad indeed! (I'm Not Obsessed)
How rude! Jody Sweetin? Although, I don't know if she's knocked up again. I'll guess Lisa Simpson?
Which celebrity is publically photographed hanging all over her boyfriend, but is secretly seeing others on the side? Being part of a celebrity couple doubles her exposure, so she likes being photographed with and being interviewed about her current beau. The truth is that, despite her very public declarations of love, their relationship is not going well, so she flees into the arms of old boyfriends on a regular basis. One of them has nicknamed her “Tweety” because she Twitters him constantly during the day. (Blind Gossip)
Duh. Wonky McValtrex? And they should call her Twatty not Tweety.
Which young actress is heading off to rehab for the first time? This one will come as a surprise to many, because unlike others of her generation, she does not have a reputation for being a party girl. However, her addiction to prescription drugs has escalated beyond control. She has disappeared for days at a time, returned home with mysterious bruises, and bailed from auditions and meetings at the last minute. She finally and reluctantly agreed to go to rehab when she was caught stealing a prescription pad from her doctor’s office. (Blind Gossip)
Little Jenny from "Gossip Girl??
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:57pm.
I like it when we're all bold.
That said, no way is KA is the meth addict cuz she was cured by CO$.
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#1- Tranny Clown or Sasha Fierce
#2- Heather Locklear or Kristin Davis
#3- ???
#4- Our favorite-Wonky McValtrex
#5- Ashley Tisdale or one of those Gossip Girls
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Zambonie - Gillian? I sure hope not!
- She lives in London, and I think these items are about people in LA
- As a Tv star, she was A list
1. Beyonce
Holding hands? I'm shocked! Slut!
2. Pamela
3. Anna Paquin?
4. Pilly Wonka McValtrex
5. Mila Kunis?
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
1 - christina aguilera
2 - jennifer aniston
3 - ?
4 - wonky
5 - hayden panetiere (sp?) or hilary duff
1. Tranny Clown
2. The Snatcher
3. Asshole Simpson
4. Wonky
5. The Queen (aka no idea)
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'...she said I walked like a girl. Well, FUCK HER. If she could only see me now! I don't walk like a girl anymore, I walk like a woman!', MK.
1. Beyonce.
2. Terry Hatcher or Calista Flockhart.
3. Someone who shouldn't be breeding.
4. Def Wonky.
5. Pleeeeeeeease let it be Miley!
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
1.TrannyClown
2.Def Pam Anderson!That ho has meth face!
3.Mayim Bialik
4.Wonky fo sho
5.Christina Ricci
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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1. Beyonce
2. Chinnifer Aniston
3. ???
4. Parasite
5. DUFF
the second one is TOTALLY lucille bluth from arrested development / 90210.... and i would love for the last one to be dirty cunt anne hathaway or wet rag jena malone
Submitted by KFedUp on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 12:03am.
B List star.... I'm thinking Tatum O'Neal or Heather Locklear. Anyone?
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I'm with you on Heather - good one. Not Tatum, unless she was in a hit TV show and I forgot about it.
Whoever said Teri Hatcher for #2 sounds right -- she does have that very distinctive beat-up VW van. And she is CRAZY skinny and strung-out looking. Also, isn't this the last season of Desperate Housewives? She might be having trouble lining up more work.
I visit once every coupla days....I play this game with myself with the "bind items" where I try to guess before scrolling down to your response....so far.........I'm at about 95% to what you guess........you cunty little whoer!!! Next to Facebook,, your site is my FAVE!!!!
B List star.... I'm thinking Tatum O'Neal or Heather Locklear. Anyone?
He treats objects like women, man!~The Dude
I immediately thought Kim Cattrall for the 2nd one. Mannequin anyone? hehe
Whats up with the bold print????
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Submitted by Katieh on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:59pm.
I think you left the bold on in your last post.
Because the first one is by the '3AM girls' and they are from the UK, my guess would be it's Jade Goody.
if not it could easily be any of the following women that "pass" as white: Victoria Beckham, Carly Simons, Hilary Swank, Gabrielle Reece, wentworth (although he claims to be mixed raced)
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:09pm.
Yuppers, Kirsty Alley is the meth addict
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How can you be a morbidly obsese meth addict? No, I'm seriously asking that questiion?
It's not Kirsty because Kirsty admitted to am "alleged" cocaine/meth/whatever problem in the past...You know, like all those hedonistic fat chicks do...They only ever come out with the problem after they got fat, like Suzanne Sugarbaker...Whatevs, why not just say "I like Brownies more than I like non-Plus sized clothes"...There you go...You ain't tellin' us anything we can't already see...And half of America is wif you big ass...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@missy,
yeah, i left the relaxation and imagery parts out on purpose, it's best to take small steps first. i don't know anything about the thermometer stuff.
@TITS,
now now, don't hate. i tailored that meditation technique especially for you, or didn't you think my gentle massage of your tits while you "relaxed" your labia an unusual thing to do? ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
PFFT last on is Parasite...the others I have no clue.
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1. Beyonce....only because you included "fella" and it could be short for Rockafella.
2. Heather Locklear...obvious choice
3. Not a friggin clue...
4. Paris Hilton...because she's always boinking her exes
5. I'm slipping b/c I have no guess for this one
2. Kirstie Alley
3. Lisa Bonet
4. Oozing pustule Parasite.
Yuppers, Kirsty Alley is the meth addict
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1) Rhinna? Mimi?
2) Carmen Electra? (Pammy was in 'Borat' which is hardly forgetful..then there was her other unforgettable film debut...)
3) have no idea...
4) Wonky...
5) Hillary Duff/ Mandy Moore?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
1. Gwen Stefani would make sense
2. Mischa Barton? She's been rocking the meth face lately
3. That chick from "Full House"
4. Paris Hilton
5. Hillary Duff
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 7:35pm.
situational rage is good.
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I have to say I also agree with this. My situational rage has helped me deal with a lot of assholes without having to lose anything in the process. It's great when you have a handle on it...very useful:)
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M.E.
I have had CP for years and my PM doc moved 12 hours away and Im having to wait fucking 2 months to get into another one.
Ive been tempted to order them online, but Im dont know which ones are safe and which ones are the shady ones from some kid's basement. there are shitloads of them online.
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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 7:13pm.
Co-signing with you on that. I just picked back up on my own ritual recently. Believe me, I'm feeling much calmer now, don't know why I stopped doing it.
A simple way to start; find yourself a quiet spot, sit in a comfy chair, make yourself comfortable and don't have any restrictive clothing on. Close your eyes, take deep breaths and focus on that. Breathe in thru the nose, breathe out thru a small opening of your mouth.
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We ALL know about your couch bambam. Nice try.
Now if you hid treats under the cushions like popcorn balls or...EW NO NOT THAT!
(note to self, never lift up cushion on bb's couch)
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Could 2 be Gillian Anderson?
At one point, during my second and third years, I was taking 925 mg of Effexor XR, 90 mg of Buspar, 1.25 mg of Xanax, and 40 mg of Ambien per day.
Holy SHIT! Can I have your doc's number? :) For real, though, my shrink said the majority of her clients were grad students (which is when I started on Lexapro & have moved to Wellbutrin, which I LOVE!)
Oh topic, #4 is totally J Simp, #2 I like Kirstie Alley...
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
sheeps, I forgive you, unless you were patronizing me, in which case, you can suck it. ;)
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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 8:21pm.
you know what ive done that is a good way to begin a meditation program...
it has a name but i forget
get one of those inside/outside thermometers at a hardware store that you can stick to a window
tape it to your index finger, so the temperature of your fingerprint area is taken
now this is the part that is geared towards people for whom kmeditation does not come easily.. its a focused meditation. begin with deep breathing and then mentally place yourself somewhere that makes you relaxed, the beach, say. mentally picture everything about your spot, how it feels looks, etc, then keep up the breathing and mentally go thru every body part, telling yourself to relax that toe, that calf, that thigh, etc...
after about 10 minutes, the thermometer will have gone up, sometimes by as much as 20 degrees. (having to do with the inverse fight or flight reaction the body has to stress)
its a really cool way to actually see the relaxing powers of meditation
ummmm, ont: WONKY MCVALTREX FOR ALL OF THEM
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 7:13pm.
Co-signing with you on that. I just picked back up on my own ritual recently. Believe me, I'm feeling much calmer now, don't know why I stopped doing it.
A simple way to start; find yourself a quiet spot, sit in a comfy chair, make yourself comfortable and don't have any restrictive clothing on. Close your eyes, take deep breaths and focus on that. Breathe in thru the nose, breathe out thru a small opening of your mouth.
Clear your mind of random thoughts, ignore outside sounds except something important or threatening. Don't worry if you can't do it at first, practice makes it easier each time. If you mess up just start over.
Sometimes you will fall asleep but if you note your start time, you'll be able to improve each time after you fall out of meditation. It really does a person a world of good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Submitted by missy on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 7:18pm.
AHEM only a DUMBASS junkie!! nono, not even, if youre getting high frequently enough to earn the title junkie, you have to be smart enough to pull of illegal behavior several times a day. Dont insult my people!
I stand corrected by The Source on past illegal drugistry.
1. Mariah Carey. She recently announces that she and Nick "waited until marriage" and before she married him she often claimed that she'd only been with two or three guys..."whiter than snow?" Please!
2. Teri Hatcher. Have you seen that monstrosity she drives? A 1970's Volkswagon Bus. Hideous and conspicuous -- the car, that is. And perhaps Teri, too, if one is so inclined.
3. Lisa Bonet. She's pregnant. She's a kook. Is doing drugs while pregnant really that far out of the realm of possibility for her? Staying clean? Now that would be a different world (yes, I said it) for her.
4. Vanessa Hudgins.
5. No clue.
LOL Missy - Just got two of the morphine patches left, and they are locked up. I keep ALL shit away from the kids.
situational rage is good.
Jane in the pan, I'm so with you on kirstie alley.
she's prolly sick of being such a huge lard ass.
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Could the meth-takin' actress really be Kristen Davis?
A piece of advice....to anyone who abuses zanex or valium. Wean yourself off of it because you can have a MAJOR seizure. And that drud is not worth the pain of coming off it. My advice DONT DO IT! Seriously.....people do it and turn into careless morons.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 7:17pm.
angel_i: How did you get into meditation? Do you do yoga too? I, like Mrs. K, have The Rage, & I'd love to find an outlet for mind AND body.
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For MY rage - step class. If I bounce around and wear myself out - get supersoaked in endorphins (I love step cuz it's a little complicated for the mind too...coordination - better when the instructor likes to surprise you)and all worn out....
But yeah - Strangely, it started with Be Here Now by Ram Dass - who is one of those guys who ran the LSD house back in the sixties...
http://www.videosift.com/video/Richard-Alpert-Ram-Dass-on-LSD.
All these guys are straight now. Drugs led them to India which led them to practices that told them to let go of drugs.
Anyhoo: these guys are great - I read them very young - they're accessible. They took some very complicated ideas and rituals and turned them into something a North American with no background could understand. Including Yoga (yes, I do yoga - I love my body; being in my body, that is - I have to keep moving it; doing new things with it) Of course they have all been cockblocked by The Corporation but, like Krishnamurti, they are doing their work in a quiet and persistent way.
Mostly, tho. Just be still. Listen. Don't judge what you hear - just make a note of it. Force yourself to do that for 5 minutes. 10 minutes. 15 minutes, 20. Trick yourself - look at a candle or, when I started, I had to lie down with my hands under me - trapped. I'm just too ansty. Even now I can only do it sitting upright for maybe 7 minutes. But I can go a good 20 without falling asleep lying down.
And the book is good - I thought so anyway - it's sparse and still it's full of his experiences and relevant stories and background.
(Whew! SoR-RaY! I will put it back in my pants now;p)
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1. No clue. I would have said Jessica Twitson but she's not married.
2. Sarah Michelle Gellar?
3. ??
4. AHHH!! Jessica Simpson
5. Vanessa Hudgens
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 6:10pm.
Only a junkie would think that's going to work.
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AHEM only a DUMBASS junkie!! nono, not even, if youre getting high frequently enough to earn the title junkie, you have to be smart enough to pull of illegal behavior several times a day. Dont insult my people!
ME - I will pay a premium for any leftovers you may want to get rid of. not good to have those around with small kids in the house! just sayin! I pay for shipping too! ;)
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#1 sounds like Beyonce. the trying to be white thing sounds like the Loreal ad and the "fella' part sounds like Jay's Roc-a-fella label.
angel_i: How did you get into meditation? Do you do yoga too? I, like Mrs. K, have The Rage, & I'd love to find an outlet for mind AND body.
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These are really hard . . . The last one is Hillary Duff because she's been looking kind of strange lately and her career is kind of in the toilet (even though she's just signed with some network for something).
Jody Sweeten is not pregnant, at least the baby blogs aren't saying she is and they know because Jody is always on these blogs with her baby girl.
I think the ageing (not old) actress is Jennifer A. but that's just a guess. The woman must be totally depressed. Why else would she go back to Douche Meyer??? And she's desperate otherwise she never would have been seen at The Ivy!!!
Meditation. Seriously - if you push yourself to learn how to meditate everything will become calmer.
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