The Photoshop Awards: Another "Circus" Promo
The airbrushing fairies were once again hard at work on this promo for Brit Brit's new album "Circus." I don't think they even take pictures of Brit Brit anymore. They just have the CGI nerds come up with something, then they Photoshop the hell out of that shit, dust it with a little pork rind dust and voila! And is Brit wearing dog poo gloves?
I would've given this shit four Frapps if she was throwing sparkly Cheeto dust in the air instead of that green shit. That green dust is probably what comes out of her weave when she gets a blow out.
Since we're on the subject of my favorite Cheetoling, below is another promo from that "On The Record" documentary thing she did for MTV. This is my favorite quote: "People think that you go through something in life and you need to go to therapy. For me art is therapy, because it's like you're expressing yourself in such a spiritual way." ART?! Has Brit been toking again?
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The funniest thing about the promo picture is the lacing on the corset. Um, is that the tightest they could do it up? Fuck. I reckon I could even manage to get it a bit tighter than that and I'm nearly 40 for christ sake.
Oh and Britney.... your desperation to avoid confronting your own problems by saying that your 'ART' (gutteral choking sound) enables you to confront your issues is the biggest load of bullshit and no-ones buying it who is over 12 or has an IQ above 100.
So keep your lips and legs closed you moronic, talentless piece of hillbilly trash.
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"Yeah, the joke doesn't really work if I have to explain it in detail. Just give me an endearing look and continue eating your panini", MK.
SHE IS A JOKE! I'm telling ya, Karma is not nice when you steal another woman's man - - Britney is getting everything she deserves. Sucks to be her.
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She so UNsexy!! She never was sexy or pretty.
I can't believe how bad these ads are. Not only is the photoshopping so overdone that it obviously isn't Brit Shit, but it looks like she's going to step out onto the set of The Price Is Right.
Stretched-out, misshapen tank top? Check.
Skirt sewn from an old pillow sham found in a fabric pile at the back of a Home Ec classroom? Check.
Thrift store back brace laced loosely and worn backward? Check.
Suburb-queen pumps from JC Penneys clearance sale? Check.
"Hat" made from funeral lily pot cover? Check.
Prop house parasol that's probably worth more than everything else in the room? Check.
Body double with pretty much no physical resemblance to Brittney Spears? Check.
Okay, let's make photo magic!
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
LOVE IT!
I CANT WAIT FOR THE ALBUM ANY LONGER!
EVEN THOUGH I HAVE THE SONGS ALREADY HA
YOU CAN LISTEN TO THEM HERE:
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
And who does her crummy ass weaves? they could at least try to blend them things a little better.
That body is Tyra Banks' that they photoshopped the hell out of. Brit Brit needs to go huff her Cheeto dust and disappear into obscurity.
Submitted by Gabriela on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:41am.
I have to say that I agree with what she says about the liberating, transporting properties of dance.
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Me too. But I find it offensive, particularly over the image of her 1. not dancing very well - I mean, REALLY dancing. 2. Being sexy and 3. not really EXPLORING movement. She's doing the same moves she's been doing the last 10 years. And someone else put those together.
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
Gag me with a fucking spoon. What is with the dark outlining around her lips? Has she been huffing shit?
And the promo pic. Britney's legs aren't even HALF that long.
Photoshop dumbasses.
I have to say that I agree with what she says about the liberating, transporting properties of dance.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
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Her costume is a reflection of the state of our economy.
That's not even her, I think its some lame ass body double..pathetic!
This is a mix of Xtina Aguilera in 'hurt' video, whit some Jessica Simpson on it.
geeeez wasn't that twatfest CHAOTIC enough of the "real" britney.
the real britney is the one who lost custody of her children and has time to film shows about herself and dance all day.
what children?
who dat?
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:59am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:00am.
missy, you're right. Whose legs are those, because they're not Twatney's.
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Ha ha ha ha!!!!
Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:51am.
"She just thought she was a pretty little princess and threw a hell holy fit when K-fed didnt do what she demanded"
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:00am.
missy, you're right. Whose legs are those, because they're not Twatney's.
They are my legs. I'm a giver.
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"If you're going to talk about this shit, then come prepared with years of research you have done, pie charts, Powerpoint presentations, etc...etc..."--MK
All these new pictures sort of remind me of Lucky.
So then that is the problem identified right?
ART = Therapy for Britney
Since this bitch does not even write her own songs, play anything musical like a guitar or drums, or sing with out the aide of that handy dandy robot voice fixer upper it is safe to say this ho aint never had no therapy.
Im still in the slap this bitch camp.
Shes not crazy
BAd shit happens to people every day.
She just thought she was a pretty little princess and threw a hell holy fit when K-fed didnt do what she demanded.
Bite it Britty you fucking bratty loser!
She not crazy shes just and asshole.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I'm sorry but I will never be able to get past the crazy in Britney. She exudes it everytime she speaks. And the circus promo shot looks like she's in the looney bin.
The ugly truth about Jon and Kate Gosselin:
http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/
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Submitted by ribbontie on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:10am.
I don't get why you guys don't think it's her? :S
I mean in the vids if she took her hair down and styled it, she would look just like the pic? No?
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She has no hair, silly. There's no way she's got anything but a patchy scalp of shoulder length hair at best. She's been putting those heavy weaves in all this time. I've seen many a white girl lose her hair this way.
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
Good mornign all!!!
Geez, that quote did not make any sense to me. Art?? WTF is she even talking about. I need more coffee
Oh and despite the fact this was photoshopped to hell and back, it still looks kinda budget. Like...her clothes and all just looks crappy. No art. Art fart.
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
PS. The tale of two Romans is my FAVOURITE Soap Opera tale.! O that and those crazy twins that Anne Heche used to play but mostly their Hot Slut mom...
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
Anyone heard yet that Deidre Hall and Drake Hogestyn have been fired from "Days of Our Lives"!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/11192008/tv/laid_off_139499.htm
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SO weird you mention it. I was gonna look for an opportunity to say that I saw Marlena on a mag and there is NO way she can be as young as she was when I was 13! That's just fucking weird.
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
"this isn't my body, my hair, my voice, or even my tits, but buy my CD!"
Jesus fucking christ, the world is turning into photoshopped perfection, we may as well live in a video game.
When they get to me, I'd like my head shopped onto Dolph Lundgren's body, circa Rocky 4.
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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
*clink clink clink*
missy, you're right. Whose legs are those, because they're not Twatney's.
I was going to avoid watching this special, but it's got ALL the earmarks of a super embarrassing, yet entertaining train wreck written all over it. Better than the pink wig and fugly boot moves times.
Those are NOT [I repeat], NOT the trunks of Britney. Hell to the nuh uh, no way jose.
Morning, sluts!
It looks like Jean Paul Gaultier's closet threw up all over her.
Twatney is making a complete and utter fool of herself. "ART"? Lip syncing is an art?
Sailor Moon with her magical umbrella! *blushes*
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Anyone heard yet that Deidre Hall and Drake Hogestyn have been fired from "Days of Our Lives"!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/11192008/tv/laid_off_139499.htm
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ooooh, Britney..you are so DEEP. Please. Sounds like she's been listening to some self-help tape made by Madonna, and just rejurgitating it back.
Grow up bitch. You have kids to think about now. And think about your horrific CHOICES. Yeah, go pop a psych med and think about the f-ed up life you gave your retarded looking kids. Just go ahead and sign them over to Angelina...or better yet a pack of wolves.
Can't wait until you are on your own again and spiralling down again into the abyss.
Nice shoes. As for the rest- speechless.
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How is her neck wider than her head? Is she a fullback or something?
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
The Cookie
http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.com
Oh it is something to behold, is it not?
http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.com/2008/11/14/britney-looks-diff-ernt-ya...
I don't even think Britney is real anymore. She's just an illusion. We've all been bamboozled! Didn't they stretch her in her last video to make her look thinner?
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Sakes alive. Where is this child's mother?
She's all dressed up like my cousin Eugene at Thanksgiving dinner...right down to the hat and food service gloves.
*shakes head sadly*
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
Sandbitch, I thought you might break out Casey Chambers. I seriously do not need to hear tortured kittehs at this time of night. Ha! I was so gonna post Pretty Enough and make you listen to it but I couldn't do it to you.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
O. M. G.
Awesomeness!!!
Bette dumps sheik for Mick. Mick dumps everyone for Bette. HAHAHA!!
She is freakin amazing. Its easy to forget how kick ass Bette was. Love it!
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Ain't I pretty enough?
Ain't I rich enough?
Ain't too blind to see?
Beast of Burden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlU6zTRKptA
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:36am.
jelly h7er hard to spell when drumk.
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But surprisingly not hard to do.
Just ask Brit. She wishes so was freeee, like meeee.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Noight Sky.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
***Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:33am.***
Yep, I usually have a skull w/a pink bow. This was a special occasion though. OK, I am (once again) a complete dumbass and have to be up for work in 2 and 1/2 hours.
Nite! :)
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:53am.
For Tits:
War of the worlds ~ Jeff Wayne, Richard Burton
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8JLqsbK5V0
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Waahhhh! You never get ME anything anymore! Aren't I pretty enough?
*bawls* *wipes snot with back of hand*
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
jelly h7er hard to spell when drumk.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:26am.
I likes your jelly friend...he's tentaculous! Didn't you used to have a skull avi? Or was that someone else...I've seen a few of dem lately.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
OK, I'm outtie.
Nite, guys! :)
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
***Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:20am.***
Jell(yf)is H8er...hahaha. Good one!
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:14am.
I've never been trolled *sobs*
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Ya want one? *snickers* *hides under bridge*
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.