Wednesday, November 19th 2008
Morning Wood
So long, Dr. Marlena Evans! Now shat is "Days of Our Lives" going to do without brilliant performances like this one? - Defamer
Beyonce loves everyone (except for Basement Baby) - Celebitchy
Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart belong together - Mollygood
Taylor Swift is still annoying - I'm Not Obsessed
Charlize Theron has average-looking knuckles. Well, I have to find something wrong with her! - ICYDK
Rosie O'Donnell's variety show better include a cage fight with Hasselcrack - Popbytes
Kanye West should just become a hermaphrodite and marry himself - Holy Moly!
Joan Collins doesn't need to know about geography. She's fucking Alexis Carrington! - SOW



I'd like to note that Taylor Swift met my eight-year-old daughter after concerts on two different occasions and was extremely sweet to her.
Dr. Marlena Evans and John Black will rise from the dead next season, trust!
I'd like to beat Taylor Swift with a stick. Not necessarily the ugly stick-- I mean, someone already gave her a good thrashing with that one-- any old stick will do.
Holy Regan McNeil - I've never seen that "Days" clip but am I to believe this was NOT from the jump on The Exorcist bandwagon of the 70s but is from 1995?! Even Corrine's possesed baby bit in "Soap" wasn't this cheesy.
sorry for the Holy...., saw someone was thinking the same
People on soaps can very easily come back from the dead. She'll be back!
Time to burn the morning wood.
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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK
Holy Linda Blair, I just watched that clip...that was some bizarre daytime tv. One question: what was on the tape?
Yeah, it's good.....but it's still the gummy bear song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z47EUaIFrdQ
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Mabel- I like love lockdown. (I call it "love breakdown" to make my BF mad.) Though, I think I like almost any song that has bongos/toms in them. Not sure why, but I love those drums!
Kanye West is talented??! I've been listening my my twen daughter's iPod for a while, and I kept hearing this song that was eerily familiar. It drove me crazy. my duaghter said, "Mom, that's 'Love Lockdown'." Well, I just say IT'S THE GUMMY BEAR SONG:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z47EUaIFrdQ
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
I think online dating is really nice. I meet many nice people at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. You can find your soul mate at this site. You have many chances to date with a millionaire there.
Marlena is the best looking zombie I ever saw. Glad to see her make-up stayed intact even during her little foray into hell. By the way that 9 minute exorcism was about 8 minutes and 59 seconds too long.
Please tell me that they are bringing back ""Electra Woman and Dynagirl''
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
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ha I love that old school Days clip
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:48am.
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Hi Sheeps. Work is great, thanks.
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
Dool sux! it is all about gh. Heeeheeeheeeheeee
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:51am.
Ha Ha Ha.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:48am.
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*snort* :o)
Edited to say: *Snort*
Submitted by r5bales on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:31am.
I just read where Beyonce volunteered to perform at Obama's inaguration. I can just see the organizers saying.... "Um.. We'll get back to you on that."
hahahaha. Obama will pick someone safer: Maya Angelou, as did Clinton.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:33am.
I have been watching Days of Our Lives since I was 15,I love that show.Looks like she will get another Daytime Emmy for that!I always found John very sexy.His sex scenes smoke!I think in that scene:
Marlena=Aniston
John=Pitt
Kristen=Jolie
OMFG! She wore the fake belly for her pretend preggers times! and AND remember when they found the buck toothed Kristen twin to be her body double to fool john? Then the buck toofed twin Kristen fell in love with John too?
Ohhhhhhhhh i love that crazy crap i swear to god i never laughed so hard in my life!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:44am.
Hi Joe! How is Work? Any interesting Projects?
Well, shit. Does that mean I need to get my ass to an Exorcist cause that was my version of foreplay.
Lovin the Stewart/Dogg combo! They need a fucking show together!
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:12am.
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Qualify *anything*
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
I'm the perfect woman for Kanye. I have an aluminum baseball bat and a muzzle.
Have a purpose in life--be a bad example
I have been watching Days of Our Lives since I was 15,I love that show.Looks like she will get another Daytime Emmy for that!I always found John very sexy.His sex scenes smoke!I think in that scene:
Marlena=Aniston
John=Pitt
Kristen=Jolie
Snoop Dogg has the serious hots for Martha Stewart
Kanye West's needs to be ego smacked... big time
Joan Collins looks great!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I just read where Beyonce volunteered to perform at Obama's inaguration. I can just see the organizers saying.... "Um.. We'll get back to you on that."
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
MK, thank you so much for pointing out her knuckles. I didn't notice before and they are definately a deal breaker for me!!
Submitted by MJF on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:09am.
OT...the Puppies are eating!!!!
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One of them just took a big poop too!! :D
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Marlena is dying again? Yeah, i've seen that before.
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Bye Bye Doc and John. I though the under used Patch & Kayla would be the first casualties of the budget cuts.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Charlize Theron = STUNNING
soapboxhero LOL I know and he didn't even put (typo but it stays)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kanye West marrying himself? Funny!~
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I like Taylor Swift. I figured she would have been one of those bitchy high school girls. Whatever it won't stop me from listening to her music.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Charlize, there is nothing wrong with that woman. God God she's hot. I luvs her♥
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
You put "shat". Ha.
I'd give ANYTHING for a good Joan Collins impression.
Days Rules! More EJ Dimera, less Marlena. Yes!!!!!
it was probably one of those small ass Ragu bottles.
Wasn't Roman the one behind Marlene posession?
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OT...the Puppies are eating!!!!
Yeah...my life is dull.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:58am.
STFU!!! You remember that shit? My sister and I used to wear capes and Lemon Twisters on our ankles (thus instantly transforming us into ElecraWoman and DynaGirl), and make our snot-nosed neighbor kid be the villian so we could beat up on him. Ah...good times.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:58am.
Good, maybe now she can go back to her old gig in "Electa Woman & Dyna Girl".
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*Sigh* Wow, that takes me back to my childhood! Right up there with Isis and Shazam.
Snoopquistics!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I remember all the girls watching that Exorcist sh!t on Days in my HS senior lounge during lunch hour; scared the crap out of me, esp. since my lunch hour was right before theology class (yes, I went to an all-girls Catholic HS).
Speaking of the Anti-Christ, why are they giving Blowsie another show???!!! Why not just move Martha and Snoop to prime time??
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
I like Kanye his Cockyness is funny and honest... plus isnt his requirement pretty much what every guy out there wants??? Beautiful, independent, strong, succesful....
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I love him ♥
I've liked Martha Stewart ever since I saw her and Conan together for the first time. Those two are hilarious together.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I love Charlize.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
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